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Mischa Barton Took Her Shapeless Legs Shopping

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton shopped at Sunset Plaza in L.A. and the only reaction we have it that she’s seen better days… like seven years ago. We’ll leave judgement on Mischa’s legs and look to you folks so rather we can say that she actually has had a few gigs, recently working on the upcoming film Homefront which stars Jason Statham, James Franco, Winona Ryder, and Kate Bosworth. Mischa doesn’t get her name on the film’s poster. Anyway, look for it sometime in 2014. Until then, let’s remember this lovely post of Mischa. We’ll just give a subtle warning before you click.

Mischa Barton Cheesy Legs

BREAKING!! Pippa Middleton Photographed Walking To Work!!

Pippa Middleton Has Big Plans

Pippa Middleton and her bum made a rare appearance on the site; first since July. Interestingly if you Google “pippa middleton”, the first autofill selection below is “pippa middleton bum”. Apparently Pippa’s bum is still a search engine topic but given our audience of seven here it’s seen as an overrated/non-existent bum that doesn’t deserve the attention it receives. Blame that one photo from the royal wedding for launching the hype machine last year. Anyway, as for this appearance, in typical fashion, Pippa was photographed on her way to work. According to reports, The Queen is currently searching for a party planner for her household and Pippa is rumored to be a candidate for the event coordinator position. Who really cares? And in paparazzi fashion, they had to get a bum shot. That is all.

London: Mischa Barton @ Harper’s Bazaar “Women for Women Gala”

Photo Credit: WENN

Mischa Barton is set to star in Into The Dark and now there’s a trailer for this supernatural thriller. She stars alongside Ryan Eggold, Leah Pipes, and Jaz Martin, with a release date for June 5th. Our guess is that release date means when to expect it in your local Redbox. Anyways, check out the trailer below, we’re sure you really are intrigued by a Mischa Barton movie…

A young woman (Mischa Barton) who is severely depressed after the deaths of both her parents retreats within herself, only to be drawn out of her depression by an unexpected romance with a man named Adam (Ryan Eggold).

After Adam mysteriously disappears into the depths of a haunted apartment building, she vows to pursue him, even if it means crossing into the world of the supernatural. [Source]

Mischa Barton @ BritWeek Los Angeles Red Carpet Launch Party

Photo Credit: WENN

Now this must a big surprise to see that Mischa Barton actually got herself a solo post on the site. Well, Mischa attended BritWeek Los Angeles last night and more surprising is that we have something to write about her. Mischa recently launched an online store with her, Mischa’s Place, (you’re welcome for the link, Mischa), selling “bohemian style” clothing, handbags, accessories and beauty products. Considering, according to her Wiki page, that Mischa has a bunch of movies supposedly set for release in 2012, if those are all Direct-to-DVD failures, she’s got something to try and fall back on, if you’re into that whole “bohemian style”.

London: Pippa Middleton ‘Walking To Work’ Week In Review

Photo Credit: WENN; FameFlynet Pictures

Since we know how much you all LOVE the overrated Pippa Middleton, we figure to give a recap of her walking to work during the week. By this time of the day her ‘walk to work’ photos are usually posted online but it looks like she took Friday off. That’s our guess considering it’s been reported that she gets photographed almost 400 times a day and yet nothing from the sources as of now. Given that, it looks like that she’s not going anywhere and in days like this where we feel like scraping the bottom of the barrel, you’re going to get meaningless non-important posts like this.

Mischa Barton Went Grocery Shopping at Whole Foods Market!

Photo Credit: FAME Pictures

In even more non-important news, after spending some bikini time at Miami Beach where no one really cared, Mischa Barton was seen picking up some groceries at the local Whole Foods in Miami. To those who care about Mischa’s career track, according to her IMDb she does have several films set for 2012; however, if any of these make it to theatrical release we’ll be surprised. Of her current projects is Apartment 1303 3D where she headlines alongside Rebecca De Mornay and Julianne Michelle. Our guess is that since it’s being filmed in 3D then it should hit theaters. We’ll have to wait and see.

MoeJackson 2011: The Pippa Middleton Hype Machine!!

Photo Credit: WENN; FAME Pictures; INF Photo; Splash News Online; Pacific Coast News; Bauer-Griffin

2011 was William and Kate get married but also formally introduced the world to Kate Middleton’s sister Pippa. For a short time following The Royal Wedding, eyes were on Pippa and the paparazzi hasn’t stopped as evident from our inconsistent filler-posts of Pippa walking to work. There’s an Facebook Ass Appreciation Fanpage for Pippa’s ass (What ass?) that has over 240,000 ‘Likes’ and it seems like there are those people who can’t seem to get enough of Pippa; the readers of this site not being of that bunch. I think we’ve still yet to hear Pippa speak and yet she’s been posted on the site this year around 20 times. Well, as long as Kate is the Duchess and Pippa walks to work, we can’t see that there’ll be any change come 2012.

London: Pippa Middleton Did More “Rear of the Year” Marketing

Photo Credit: WENN

Another start of the week and Pippa Middleton is walking to work, therefore we’ll have daily updates of Pippa getting her coffee, not dressing with the same jacket two days in a row, and her unofficial campaigning to win Rear of the Year, though she probably doesn’t know that. Here’s today’s installment since we know how much you folks find her posts a waste of time. And again, “What ass?!”

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