Posts about Plastic Surgery

NYC: Lil’ Kim Jon Lee Hits ‘Braxton Family Values’ Premiere

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"Braxton Family Values" Season Three Premiere Party

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This is a great example of the type of fucked up shit that ends up happening when you live inside a bubble filled with people who worship (i.e. live off) you & you have way too much money. Sure, Lil’ Kim isn’t exactly working on huge projects days, but I’m sure all her previous work with Biggie & others continues bringing in a sizable income.

The formerly black rapper-plastic-surgery-accident was spotted at the ‘Braxton Family Values’ Season Three premiere party last night at STK Rooftop in NYC. I wonder what kind of dinner convo you have at your table when you got somebody like Lil’ Kim sitting across from you…

Random guest: “So ya, um…I notice that you…um, um…look a little different. I’m loving the new look!!

Lil’ Kim: Oh, you like it? Ya, I felt like I wanted a whole new look, so you know…

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More Alex Morgan Bikini Pics; Does She Need Implants To Compliment The Gold Medal Booty?

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USA Soccer star Alex Morgan seen in a hot bikini taking an outrigger canoe ride in Hawaii with friends.

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Now, I’m not a big proponent of chicks getting boob jobs, but when it will only help the overall package, why not? Plus, it’s not like we’re recommending Alex get the upgrade done by some shady surgeon in Tijuana or Caracas, but if she can get something sensible, say a cup or two added to the mix by a reputable surgeon based in Beverly Hill, I’m sure the results could be amazing. Anybody want to do a Photoshop version of Alex w/ a larger rack to see the results? I’ll try to whip something up tonight…

MORE: Check out yesterday’s set of bikini photos

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BREAKING!! Newly Blonde Rose McGowan Bought Herself A Nice Smile!!

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Actress Rose McGowan seen stepping out from Benjamin Hair Salon on Melrose Ave in Hollywood revealing a stylish new blonde hair do.

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Is it just me does anybody else feel the pain when Rose McGowan squeaks out a creepy smile? God damn, what the hell did this woman do to herself?! It’s a pity all the men she dates pick up the tab for all the surgery (we can all thank Marilyn Manson for spoiling her).

These latest photos were snapped yesterday afternoon as the 39-year-old actress was seen stepping out from Benjamin Hair Salon on Melrose Ave in Hollywood revealing a stylish new blonde hair do.

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BREAKING!! Heidi Montag Didn’t Die of Plastic Surgery Complications; Turns Up @ Crazy Horse III Anniversary in Vegas

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Heidi Montag hosts Crazy Horse III Gentlemen's Club's three-year anniversary party at Playground

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Were any of you bastards missing Heidi Montag? Heidi earned a few bucks by playing host Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club’s three-year anniversary party in Las Vegas on Friday night. We’re pretty sure she gave $50 BJs in the back following the event.

For those of you who forgot, Heidi got about 18 plastic surgery procedures done a couple years ag0—everything from getting her ears tucked back to boob & ass implants.

Check her Access Hollywood interview for a full review of all the procedure…

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Frankie Sandford & Her Boob Job Bring The Weekend Links

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Frankie Sandford Got A Boob Job! Good For her!Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Is there any secret? She went from a -A cup to having a nice rack! I’m happy for her. For further support, Frankie was recently asked what she disliked about her body and she replied that she would ‘quite like bigger breasts.’ What a polite way of putting it.

- Lindsay Lohan Gives A Kiss And A Tight Squeeze [HollywoodTuna]
- Everyone Relax, Octomom Says Her Kids Aren’t Molesting Each Other. Wait, What? [The Superficial]
- Les Miserables: the posters [Lainey's Gossip]
- Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise’s divorce file reveals his hilarious, pimpin’ email addy [Celebitchy]
- Kate Hudson. Sup? [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Salma Hayek Looking All Kinds Of Uber Hot And Ultra Busty [Popoholic]
- The Lesbeaver Just Earned His STUNT QUEEN Crown [Dlisted]
- CANDICE SWANEPOEL BORING FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- VIDEOPRINT: THE UNDERACHIEVERS [MassAppeal]

- Matthew McConaughey Lost Some Weight [The Blemish]
- Perfect Beach Booty Workout [Viralosity.tv]
- Jennifer Hudson, Britney Spears, Usher & More Pay Emotional Tribute To Whitney Houston [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
- Catherine Zeta-Jones Looks Great Here [Evil Beet]
- An Open Letter to The Old Lindsay Lohan [Complex]
- GWYNETH PALTROW AND CAMERON DIAZ RAP IN NEW VIDEO ABOUT CHELSEA HANDLER [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Chick fight! Chick fight! [Celebslam]

- KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN’S ASS FLASH ON A BALCONY OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Katy Perry Looks Great [The Superficial]
- The Best Photo Of Natalie Portman, Michael Fassbender And A Lizard Dude You’ll See Today
[Pajiba]
- Victoria Justice & Ariana Grande Weird Sex Act [Celeb Jihad]
- 12 Sexy Pictures of Reka Ebergenyi—a Veteran Hottie [BroBible]

- No love when there’s no Kate? [Lainey's Gossip]
- Paulina Gretzky Is The “Hottest One” [HollywoodTuna]
- Kris Jenner Wants To Rep Honey Boo Boo [The Superficial]
- Rose McGowan Gets Sexy For Madonna [Popoholic]

- Ke$ha is the First Ever White Girl on the Cover of Vibe [Yeeeah!]
- Open Post: Hosted By Blanket Jackson’s “For Why Did You Bring Me Here?” Side-Eye [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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BREAKING!! Rose McGowan Rocked Asics Kicks To The Gym!

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Rose McGowan hits the gym in Studio cityPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Rose McGowan, who’s famous for two things: Banging Marilyn Manson & throwing away her hard-earned money getting daily Botox injects. We don’t recommend either, but Marilyn Manson is definitely the lesser evil. It’s just sad that Rose tried to throw Marlyn under the bus in the media soon after they broke things off. Does anybody remember or care?

Anyway, these latest photos were snapped yesterday afternoon as Rose rocked a hot pink top while leaving the Tracy Anderson Gym in Studio City following her daily workout.
Rose McGowan hits the gym in Studio cityPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

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Who The Hell Is This? Nicole Minetti Bikini Pics From Malibu

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Adding to our somewhat new series of posts featuring chicks that very few of you bastards will recognize, but won’t mind looking at. Nicole Minetti is case in point, but I gotta admit, from certain angles she’s giving a slightly butta vibe.

These were snapped earlier in the week as the showgirl-turned Italian politician was strutting her bikini bod in Malibu. Nicole reportedly asked for 1 million Euros to resign from her position in the regional assembly of Lombardy. Here’s more from the Italian Wiki:

Nicole Minetti (1986, Rimini) (26 years old) is a former profession::showgirl and profession::dental hygienist who became a profession::politician under Berlusconi.

Minetti’s mother is an English dance instructor and her father an Italian businessman{{#set:nationality=Anglo-Italian}}. Minetti worked for a while as a dancer on Colorado Cafe, a comedy-variety show on television. She then went on to train as a dental hygeinist.

In 2009 prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, was attacked in Milan and required dental surgery where he met Minetti at San Raffaele Hospital. He invited her to become a politician and she was shortlisted for the upcoming elections leading to much criticism in the press. Berlusconi subsequently appointed her a regional councillor in Lombardy.

Shortly afterwards she introduced him to Ruby Rubacuori who was later to bring to light the so-called Caso Ruby scandal. During the investigation into the scandal it emerged Minetti owns 4 apartments in the Dimora Olgettina which are occupied by showgirls.

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Jordan Carver: Germany’s Answer To Christina Hendricks

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These were snapped over the weekend (Saturday, Jan. 18) as German model Jordan Carver left nothing to the imagination as she left Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills wearing a red dress that showcased her obscenely giant rack. I know Jordan’s catering to a very niche market of dudes, so this goes out to all you bastards…

Here’s more form Adult Wiki:

Jordan Carver JC is a Californian-based international glamour model. Actually, she is of Italian ancestry, but was born in Germany, and that is her second home country. She was born on 01.30.1986 and grew up in a little town. A couple of years ago she decided to go for a more creative job: the model business. At February 2010 she initiated her own website.

Jordan herself says: “Actually, it is the best time in my life! I can realize and live my greatest dreams! I can work as a model, which is my first passion. Furthermore I can travel and discover the different cultures in the world. Certainly I can produce exciting stuff for my site.”

All rumors about her living in a lesbian relationship are fictitious. This claim is based on the fact that she is single for a long time. (Added by JC Media)

Jordan says about it: Yeah, show me a man who does not burst with jealousy when I admired every day of 1000 men. My job and a happy relationship do not match. Someday I will find the right man and than he will be my priority.” [Read more]

To learn more about Jordan Carver, visit her official website.

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