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Miley Cyrus Performs At Power 96.1′s Jingle Ball 2013

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Singer Miley Cyrus performed at Power 96.1′s Jingle Ball 2013 in the Philips Arena in Atlanta. Well, as you can see she’s taken that whole act on the road and we’re left a little speechless. Included in her performance were twerking, pleasuring herself on stage, a little person, a bad santa, and a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. We’re not sure which city she’ll be hitting up but her Bangerz Tour kicks off on February 14th, 2014 in Vancouver. Get your tickets now!

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Miley Cyrus Lights Up Joint On Stage at MTV EMA 2013

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Miley Cyrus continued her antics, this time at the 20th MTV Europe Music Awards held at Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. In addition to the expected twerking, and twerking with a little person, Miley decided to light up a joint on stage to go along with her performance of “We Can’t Stop” to open the show. So technically, marijuana isn’t legal but people aren’t prosecuted for small amounts that are sold in the city’s many “coffee shops”. But nonetheless, we’re sure Miley will just get a slap on the wrist and this’ll be done with. By the way, as expected, Miley’s butt cheeks were hanging out too. All in all, we should mention that she also won Best Video for “Wrecking Ball”. Visit MTV EMA 2013 for all the coverage of everyone else not named Miley Cyrus.

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RUMOR: Anthony Weiner To Leave Politics To Pursue Career As Porn Star Carlos Danger

Anthony Weiner attends Latin Women in Action Mayoral Forum in Queens, NY
With election day finally upon us, everyone’s wondering what Carlos Da—I mean, Anthony Weiner—will do with his time now aside from battle through long & painfully awkward moments of silence when hanging with his wife, family members & friends. I think it’s safe to say that he’s suffering from a extreme case of denial and it will take a long time for him to accept reality. He needs to talk with former New Jersey mayor Jim McGreevey & see if he can make some sort of Weiner documentary. I’m sure Cinemax would love to fund it!

Assuming there’s any truth to these porn star Carlos Danger rumors, I’m pretty excited for the guy! This career path will certainly be far more lucrative than what the disgraced former U.S. Congressman is suffering through right now. And plus, considering how his wife Huma Abedin is pretty much open to everything and anything when it comes to her hubby’s sexual appetite, I think she’d be cool with it!

As a full-fledged porn star, Carlos Danger will naturally need porno movie titles—and plenty of them! To help him quickly get things rolling along, we’re going to use Full Frontal’s porn movie title generator. The idea is to choose 3 numbers between 1-20 and use the image below to pull words in order to create a complete title. In Anthony Weiner’s case, feel free to throw the following words into the title wherever they make sense: Tweet, Weiner, Dick pics, Carlos & Danger:

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We’ll run through a couple for Anthony Weiner:

9 (he was a former U.S. representative who served New York’s 9th congressional district)
9 (born in September)
4 (born on September 4)

9,9,4 = Elderly Youngsters Have Weiner Bum Fun at the Zoo
4,9,9 = Tweeting Young Youngers Lez Up With Carlos Danger
9,4,9 = Elderly Nuns Lez Up With Carlos Danger’s Weiner

As you can see the possibilities are endless, so have fun making your own porn titles for Carlos Danger (formerly known as Anthony Weiner). We wish him all the best! OW!

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Lamar Odom’s Mysterious Drug Problem is a White Woman With Blonde Hair!

Exclusive - A Mystery Woman Is Seen Driving Lamar Odom's Car Around LA

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This latest photo was snapped yesterday as a mystery woman was seen cruising around L.A. inside Lamar’s Mercedes-Benz G500 SUV. Since this woman isn’t that hot, so we’re gonna give Lamar the benefit of the doubt & assume she isn’t the woman he’s been banging on the side.

When Evil Kris Jenner sold the story to TMZ about why her daughter is separating from husband Lamar Odom, she referenced a Lamar’s secret drug problem and also revealed details that the dude has been missing for 72 hours—apparently on a secret cocaine binge with his druggy friends.

Since that story was “leaked” (i.e. sold by to TMZ by Kris Jenner), Lamar Odom’s agent Jeff Schwartz refuted the claims by telling ESPN.com on Monday that, “Lamar is not missing. His wife knows exactly where he is. Playing in the NBA is still very much a part of Lamar’s plans.” (via SI Wire)

What the hell was Lamar Odom thinking when shacking up with the Kardashian family? I hope he does a tell-all interview revealing all the bullshit he suffered through over the past few years.

Also, seeing how shit finally hit the fan for Lamar, I hope Kanye is keeping a close eye on all the drama b/c for all we know, he’s next. It’s only a matter of time until Kris Jenner lands a kill shot on Kanye. Sure, it’ll result in an epic album where Kanye will lyrically shit on the Kardashian family, but it’s gonna be a long & painful road moving forward.

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Calling All Meat Lovers! Myla Sinanaj Releases New Sex Tape Called ‘The Anti-Kim’

**EXCLUSIVE** Myla Sinanaj, seen here on the Jersey Shore in May, has released a sex tape called 'The Anti-Kim'

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These are old photos that were snapped back in May on the Jersey Shore as Myla modeled the latest in the Poolside Collection swimwear, first made famous by ‘Teen Mom’-turned porn star Farrah Abraham.

I guess since Myla Sinanaj dated douchebag Kris Humphries following his 72 day marriage with Kim Kardashian, she thought people would want to watch her in action, as well. She reportedly screened Kim’s tape while filming her own and possibly even consulted with Kim’s sex tape director Kris Jenner (who probably made a few bucks on the side in the process).

So, who’s gonna watch this thing?

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Oscar Pistorius Should Just Confess; Possibly Suffers From Multiple Personality Disorder?

**BREAKING NEWS** South African sprint runner Oscar Pistorius aka the Blade Runner is charged with murder after his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp was found dead with gunshot wounds at his home, after what was first thought to have been a Valentine's Day surp

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Earlier today a detective testified in the Oscar Pistorius bail hearing and all we gotta say is that it’s not looking good for the former South African national hero. Along with providing further details about the crime scene, the detective also revealed that two boxes of testosterone & needles were recovered from Pistorius’ bedroom, although his lawyers claim the substances found were a legal “herbal remedy.” Obviously doping is the least of Oscar’s problems considering Detective Warrant Officer Hilton Botha revealed the following bits of info:

1. Detective Botha says he believed Pistorius “knew that Reeva was in the bathroom and he shot four shots through the door.” He added, “We believe he was moving into the bathroom firing. There was no escape for Steenkamp.”

2. Oscar has NOT given inconsistent statements (which doesn’t really make sense since he revealed a couple key holes in Oscar’s version of the incident)

3. Forensics evidence revealed that Pistorius shot at the door top down from a height of about five feet of distance. If you guys remember, Oscar said he shot at the door while on his stumps, so maybe he was jumping while shooting?

4. The 9mm holster was recovered on Reeva Steenkamp’s side of the bed, which calls into question Oscar’s version where he thought Reeva was still in bed.

5. After studying Reeva’s body, the detective said she absorbed shots to the right side of her head near the ear, right elbow & hip and he made sure to add that she sported no defensive wounds. You can interpret this bit of info in many ways, but does it favor the defense or the prosecution?

6. Botha said his team of investigators forgot to wear shoe covers & they also missed a spent bullet in the toilet bowl. Defense is claiming that they might have contaminated the crime scene (shows a little desperation on their part).

7. Also, investigators are searching for the “mysterious fifth cellphone” which could shed some light on final calls & texts leading up to the incident, but we’re gonna have to assume that phone is gone for good.

8. Two different neighbors heard arguments for nearly an hour coming from his home before the shooting.
Arguments were followed by screams, two gunshots, a 17-minute silence and then more shots.

Source: TheTimes

UPDATE:
I wanted to add this comment by Gabbo on an earlier post, which included a floor plan of Oscar’s pimp-pad:

Here is a floorplan of his place. Apparently to get from the balcony to the bathroom, he has to go back through the master bedroom where he presumably puts on his legs (which he somehow doesn’t notice her in bed, but is able to get his legs and gun), goes through some type of walk through closet to get to the bathroom, where there is a locked room for the water closet. Yeah, ok.

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Oscar Pistorius Defense: Case Of Mistaken Identity; “Desperately Trying To Protect Reeva”

**BREAKING NEWS** South African sprint runner Oscar Pistorius aka the Blade Runner is charged with murder after his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp was found dead with gunshot wounds at his home, after what was first thought to have been a Valentine's Day surp

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“I fail to understand how I could be charged with murder, let alone premeditated murder, as I did not intend to kill my girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.”

We missed this in our earlier post since the statement was released in court earlier today. A sobbing Oscar Pistorius came into a packed courtroom on Tuesday to once again vehemently deny he murdered his beloved girlfriend, saying he was “desperately trying to protect Reeva” from what he thought was an intruder inside his home. Wait a minute, wasn’t Reeva supposed to be the intruder?! The dude is claiming the entire time he thought Reeva was sound asleep next to him and when he heard noises in the bathroom (assuming it’s the master bathroom inside the room where they sleep), he simply went into self-defense mode by grabbing his 9mm under his bed & blindly shooting at the bathroom door.

The statement specifically reads, “As I did not have my prosthetic legs on, I felt vulnerable for myself and Reeva.” His version of the story claims that at some point during the night he got up from bed to close a sliding balcony door when he heard noises in the bathroom. At that point, he went into a terrified trance recalling the death threats against him and quickly grabbed his gun, the entire time thinking Reeva was still in bed. To drive home the mistaken identity point even further, he claims to have screamed for Reeva to call the police.

Here’s the kicker: seconds after shooting into the bathroom, he realized that Reeva was not in bed & could’ve been inside the locked bathroom! It was only at that point that he put on his prosthetic legs, used a cricket bat to break open the door only to find poor Reeva slumped over the toilet, barely alive. We’re pretty sure he spent the next few minutes panicking at the fact that he just killed his girlfriend, but Oscar claims he instantly called for an ambulance and proceeded to take Reeva’s body downstairs, when she ultimately died in his arms.

The prosecution rebuttal was simple: A) Why would a burglar lock himself inside a bathroom? & B) Why would Reeva lock herself inside the bathroom if she was just taking a late night wizz? It’s possible Reeva was having some explosive diarrhea that night & didn’t want to wake Oscar, but even that’s a stretch. Oscar definitely didn’t think things through before releasing the statement…

Oscar ended with, “I believe forensic evidence will prove what I’m saying.”

Here’s a robot voice reading an article discussing Oscar’s statement in full detail:

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What Happened Inside Oscar Pistorius’ Home That Night? Why Would He Do It?

Oscar Pistorius & Reeva Steenkamp

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Details are slowly leaking & it’s not looking good for the South African national hero. Short of finding video footage placing him somewhere else on that murderous Valentine’s Day night, I feel like Oscar Pistorius is shit out of luck. The only thing he has going for him at the moment is the fact that he’s a famous white man living in a country with an apartheid past. I understand this sounds sick & sadistic, but I’m sure one of his defense strategies might be to pin it on some financially desperate black dude who’ll suffer in prison in exchange for his family secretly getting a fat payday.

Motivation
The thing that throws everyone off is why would a dude who has so much going for him suddenly lose it & go apeshit on his girlfriend of just a few months? What happened to simply breaking up & bagging another hottie? I saw reports of him having some anger issues on the field after losing to another double amputee from Brazil, but getting angry at some dude who just beat you on the track is far from bashing your supermodel girlfriend’s head with a cricket bat after you shoot her up four times. Seriously, what the fuck?

Also, all the footage I’ve seen of the guy in court has been of somebody who’s completely demoralized & somewhat confused at how quickly shit hit the fan. Did he come back to his senses a few hours after the murderous rampage or does he really think people will take pity on him by giving him the benefit of the doubt? It’s all so damn confusing, so let’s hope some more evidence is leaked in the coming days that sheds light on everything. For a guy who’s apparently as paranoid as Oscar, you’d think he’d have video surveillance equipment installed inside his house, but that would make things too easy, huh?

Piecing It All Together
The 29-year-old model sent multiple Tweets on February 13, two of which stand out (first was retweeted & second was sent directly by Reeva): (more…)

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