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Shia LaBeouf No Longer Gives A Sh*t About Anything; Clashes w/ Alec Baldwin & Ditches Broadway Debut

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More power to Shia, in my opinion. Everyone knows that Alec Baldwin is a complete douchebag-asshole-sonofabitch and Shia has repeatedly revealed that he has a firecracker personality as well, so it’s not surprising when news broke that Shia abruptly ditched his Broadway debut, “Orphans,” following apparent disagreements with his co-star Alec Baldwin that made them “incompatible.”

Producers announced yesterday that Shia parted ways with the upcoming Broadway show after just a week of rehearsals due to “creative differences,” even though the play is scheduled to begin previews on March 19 & then premiere on April 7. Looks like those dates are getting pushed back!

Shia hit Twitter yesterday & in a message titled “Creative Differences,” where he posted a screenshot of an email to him from director Dan Sullivan, which reads, “I’m too old for disagreeable situations. You’re one hell of a great actor. Alec is who he is. You are who you are. You two are incompatible. I should have known it. This one will haunt me. You tried to warn me. You said you were a different breed. I didn’t get it.”

The funnier part of the email is what Shia wrote to Dan Sullivan. We’re pretty sure Shia wrote this after smoking a fatty right after doing a couple lines of coke:

My dad was a drug dealer. He was a shit human. But he was a man. He taught me how to be a man. What I know of men Alec is—

A man is good at his job. Not his work, not his hobby. Not his career. His job.

A man can look you up and down and figure some things out. Before you say a word, he makes you. From your suitcase from your watch, from your posture. A man infers.

A man owns up. That’s why Mark McGwire is not a man. A man grasps his mistakes. He lays claim to who he is, and what he was, whether he likes them or not.

Some mistakes, though, he legs pass if no one notices. Like dropping the steak in the dirt.

He does not reply on rationalizations or explanations. He doesn’t winnow, winnow, winnow until truths can be humbly categorized, or intellectualized until behavior can be written off with an explanation.

A man knows his tools and how to use them—just the ones he needs. Knows which saw is for what, how to find the stud.

A man does not know everything. He doesn’t try. He likes what other men know.

A man can tell you he was wrong. That he did wrong. That he planned to.

He can tell you when he is lost. He can apologize, even if sometimes it’s just to put an end to the bickering.

Alec, I’m sorry for my part of a dis-agreeable situation.

Shia.

It’s nice to see that Mark McGwire made a cameo, but rather than writing his “Man” manifesto, wouldn’t it be easier to just say that Alec Baldwin is a hard-ass, pompous asshole & everyone would have an “Ah-ha” moment & move on to the next drama? It’s fairly obvious that Shia LeBeouf wears his emotions & passions on his sleeve & in the process, he’s going to create a lot of enemies, but then again, what’s a guy supposed to do when he has all that “Hollywood, Fuck You!” money stashed away? It gives him power to speak his mind, choose his projects, give the finger to people who he doesn’t like, etc, etc. I hate Alec Baldwin, so I’m on Shia’s side on this one, but he doesn’t need to give proof of why he’s doing what he’s doing.

He even posted his audition tape on Vimeo. Gotta admit, the dude is pretty damn good.

my audition from grassyslope on Vimeo.

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BERLIN: Shia LaBeouf & Cast @ “The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman” Premiere

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Fallon Goodson; Rupert Grint, Shia LaBeouf, Svenja Holtmann and Til Schweiger

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Pictured: Fallon Goodson; Rupert Grint, Shia LaBeouf, Svenja Holtmann and Til Schweiger

We wanted to show this film a little love earlier, but we figured it was better to wait for the Grammy flood to pass. Now we have to deal with S.I. Swimsuit Issue flood, so it’s not looking good.

The cast of the upcoming Fredrick Bond-directed comedy ‘The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman’ premiered at 63rd Berlin International Film Festival on Saturday. Shia LaBeouf, who’s screwing big budget Hollywood blockbuster for smaller films closer to his heart, stars alongside Rupert Grint, Evan Rachel Wood, Melissa Leo & Mads Mikkelsen. A film critic at The Independent kindly killed it:

Director Fredrik Bond has until now worked mainly on commercials and it shows. The hyper-stylised so-mo running sequences and delirious nights out wouldn’t look out of place in a music video. And the odd voice-over from John Hurt feels more like a John Lewis Christmas advert than it does a surreal crime caper.

You can see the sort of grown up fairy tale vibe Bond is going for, the kind of Slumdog Millionaire world where audiences are persuaded to suspend their disbelief about unlikely coincidences. But the problem here is that the tone jumps all over the place. [Read More...]

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Here’s some plot action:

Charlie Countryman (LaBeouf) is just a normal guy until he meets and falls in love with Gabi (Wood), a Romanian girl after he sits next to her father on a plane that resulted in his death. But Gabi is married to Nigel (Mikkelsen), a violent and mentally unstable crime boss with a gang of thugs at his disposal. Armed with little more than his wit and naïve charm, Charlie endures one bruising beat down after another to woo Gabi and keep her out of harm’s way. Finally his exploits of blind valor create such a mess that he’s left with only one way out; to save the girl of his dreams – he has to die.[Source]

Here’s a clip of Evan Rachel Wood workin’ her on-screen mojo:

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L.A.: Shia Labeouf Shows Off His New Girlfriend Mia Goth

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Shia Lebeouf Visits Descanso Gardens With Mia Goth

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God damn, I guess working w/ director Lars von Trier on his upcoming freak show “Nymphomaniac” is having its effects on Shia Labeouf b/c his new girlfriend Mia Goth looks like a total sex-freak. We’re talking, let’s-get-wasted-tie-each-other-up-and-then-i’ll-beat-you-while-you-pee-on-me-type of of girl. The new lovebirds were seen drinking a lot of coffee while out & about Ventura. They were spotted later in the afternoon (Saturday, Dec. 22) at Descanso Gardens, which is located about 30 minutes north of downtown Los Angeles.

Shia met his new girl on the set of “Nymphomanic,” so we’re going to assume they’re having plenty of sex–on & off camera. For those of you don’t know, the film follows a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac ( Charlotte Gainsbourg) recounting her erotic experiences to the man who saved her following a violent assault. The catch w/ the film is that director Lars von Trier wanted all sex scenes to be real—kind of like a porn flick, so the results will be very interesting when the film releases on May 30. The release date is very curious as it’s right around Cannes Film Festival. As some of you film buffs know, Lars Von Trier is banned from the festival for jokingly proclaiming that he understood Hitler & was a Nazi himself. The festival directors took his comments literally & declared him ‘persona non grata’.

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Shia Labeouf Cruises Around In A Classic 1975 Checker Marathon

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Shia Labeouf takes his classic 1975 Checker Marathon out for a morning coffee run in Los Angeles

These were snapped yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles as Shia Labeouf was seen taking his classic 1975 Checker Marathon out for a morning coffee run to Starbucks. How can you drive a car like that & hit up Starbucks of all places? You’d think Shia would be more conscious of local coffee joints, not to mention better quality coffee.

As some of you bastards might know, Shia is currently filming director Las Von Trier’s latest freaky project “Nymphomaniac,” which also stars Stellan Skarsgård, Connie Nielsen, Jamie Bell, Christian Slater, and Charlotte Gainsbourg. Wikipedia is labeling it as a “pornographic drama film,” so naturally it should be very interesting to see what’s up when this thing hits theaters on May 30, 2013. For the record, Liam Hemsworth was originally supposed to be the lead but I guess he got scared away from all the dirty scenes.

Here’s Shia dropping his thoughts on the film & the role, “The movie is what you think it is. It is Lars von Trier, making a movie about what he’s making. For instance, there’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we’re doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we’ll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.” Later he went on to admit that he’s “terrified” to film the movie “Because von Trier’s dangerous. He scares me. And I’m only going to work now when I’m terrified.” (Hollywood Reporter)

Here’s more juice about the film:

Joe (Gainsbourg), who is a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac is found by Seligman (Skarsgård) beaten in an alley. Seligman takes her home to care for her, and Joe recounts the story of her life, from birth to the age of 50. (Wiki)

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Red Carpet Attendees @ “Lawless” Premiere in Los Angeles

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Lawless Premiere in HollywoodPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Bella Heathcote, Kelsey Chow, Shia LaBeouf, Melissa Ordway, & Jennifer Missoni

Lawless is the upcoming Western crime drama starring Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska and Guy Pearce. The film first premiered at Cannes Film Festival earlier this year & was nominated for the Palme d’Or (the highest prize of the festival). Look for Lawless in theaters late this month on August 31st. For more info, visit the Lawless official website.

Three brothers find their bootlegging business under threat in Prohibition-era Franklin County, Virginia.[5] The story is based on Matt Bondurant’s grandfather and great-uncles. [Wiki]

The premiere was held at The Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood.


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Shia LaBeouf Might Be Getting Cooler; Tells Hollywood “I’m done!”

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Now that he has made plenty of “Hollywood, F-You” money, Shia LaBeouf running around promoting his latest indy flick “Lawless” & proudly proclaiming to anybody who’ll listen that he has had it with Hollywood. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the Hollywood studio poster child told it like it is, “There’s no room for being a visionary in the studio system. It literally cannot exist,” he says. “You give Terrence Malick a movie like ‘Transformers,’ and he’s f—-d. There’s no way for him to exist in that world.”

Regarding the lead financier of his two upcoming films L.A.-based Voltage Pictures, Shia only had kind things to say: “These dudes are a miracle,” he says. “They give you the money, and they trust you — (unlike the studios, which) give you the money, then get on a plane and come to the set and stick a finger up your a– and chase you around for five months.”

According to interviews during his stint at Cannes Film Festival earlier this year to promote “Lawless,” apparently it had a big effect on him as an actor. This was one of his first films where he wasn’t along for a billion dollar ride alongside Hollywood bigwigs (“Indiana Jonnes” w/ Steven Spielberg & “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” w/ Oliver Stone), but rather had to fight tooth & nail to get this film made. I guess the joy that comes with watching your finished product flourish is worth the agony (can’t say the same for our redesign efforts).

Anyway, Shia’s next film will be director Lars von Trier’s “Nymphomaniac,” which centers around a woman who discovers her hidden erotic desires–with the woman in question being Nicole Kidman. Sounds like last year’s “Shameless,” except with a female lead (i.e. instant Oscar, if someone else was directing it!). For those of you who forgot Lars Von Trier, he was the dude who made certain anti-Semitic remarks during a Q/A session for his end-of-the-world-epic “Melancholia” at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival. In hindsight, I feel like he walked into a trap b/c Lars seems like a very spontaneous guy when it comes to candid commentary. Let’s just say, proclaiming he’s a Nazi & calling Israel annoying will always offend a few people in the film industry. For his exact comments, check here.

Since “Lawless” is his latest ticket, check the trailer below.

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Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Went For An Awkward Dinner

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Even if Shia LaBeouf did get a piece of Megan Fox, so what, right? After taking possession of Megan for such a long ass time, you’d think the dude would be cool with sharing his number one asset. Plus, it’s Hollywood & there’s only a maximum of three degrees of sexual separation between all A-listers, so if you think certain two people have hooked up at some point, you’re probably right.

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So, Did Shia LeBeouf Also Get A Piece Of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley?

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After all the shit he dropped about Megan Fox’s infidelity while filming “Transformers,” why wouldn’t he have tried to build the same chemistry with Rosie Huntington-Whitely by enjoying some trailer sex? Although, if something like this did in fact occur, unlike Brian Austin Green, I’m pretty sure Rosie’s boyfriend Jason Statham would probably kick his ass.

Anyway, remember those Rosie pics following the London premiere? Well, some bastardly photographer snapped 300 photos of Rosie getting into her car & in the process got plenty of sleezy shots that some of you bastards might enjoy. Flip through the other pages to get a sample…
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