Posts about Simon Cowell

LINKS: King Sugar Daddy Simon Cowell Is Seriously Living The Life

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Simon Cowell seen on his yacht in St Barths

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So, I think it’s safe to assume that this guy was simply paying Carmen Electra for sex? I mean, it seems like he’s back together w/ his ex-fiance Mezhgan Hussainy, but who knows what’s really up b/c this dude was spotted lounging on his yacht earlier today in St. Barts while surrounded by women. More to him. That sonofabitchwhorebagpieceofshitrichbastard.

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Simon Cowell & Mezhgan Hussainy

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Simon Cowell & Mezhgan Hussainy

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Simon Cowell Dines @ Cecconi’s in Hollywood; Enjoys Janina Gavankar For Dessert.

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Music mogul Simon Cowell seen looking a little bloated as he is spotted leaving with a new mystery lady after dining at the Cecconi restaurant in Hollywood

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Simon Cowell Hooked Up with the delicious “True Blood” actress Janina Gavankar, or at least we’re gonna assume Simon didn’t just take the 32-year-old bombshell out to a nice dinner at Cecconi’s in Hollywood & then dropped her back at home afterward. He’s been dealing w/ a lot of stress as of late, so it’s comforting to know that the guy can at least he can hammer some of it away by having sex with young Hollywood starlets.

The world-famous music mogul, who’s man behind boy-band/cash-cow One Direction, is currently dealing with really shitty ratings compared to NBC’s “The Voice,” as well as a lawsuit courtesy of former co-judge Cheryl Cole. The sexy singer, who was apparently one of Simon’s close friends, is reportedly suing the makers of the American version of “X Factor” for £1.4 million ($2.2 million) after she was unfairly fired from her judging post & subsequently replaced by Nicole Scherzinger (who really sucked ass during her season on the show). Nicole is currently a judge on the UK version of the show–a post once held by Cheryl.

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Ferrari Man: Simon Cowell Spent A Little More Than $423 This Weekend

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Simon Cowell takes a friend for a spin past his three Beverly Hills homes in his Ferrari 458 Italia Spyder.

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According to various stats, individual shoppers spent roughly $423 over the four-day weekend (doesn’t include Cyber Monday). We’re gonna assume Simon Cowell bagged this baby over the weekend just for the hell of it. These were snapped over the weekend as Simon Cowell was seen taking his Ferrari 458 Italia Spyder for a spin with a friend. The music mogul owns a total of three homes in Beverly Hills so maybe he was going in between homes?

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L.A.: Simon Cowell Went On A Sugar Baby Prowl In His Bugatti!

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Simon Cowell drives his one million dollar super car, the Bugatti Yeyron to the X Factor lot at CBS studios in Hollywood.

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As if we didn’t already know that he was filthy rich, Simon Cowell was spotted cruising his roughly $1.3 million Bugatti Yeyron to the X Factor lot at CBS Studios in Los Angeles.

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Celebrity Cars: Justin Bieber’s Fisker Karma, Renee Zellweger’s Mini Cooper & Simon Cowell’s Ford Roaster

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First we got Justin Bieber’s bodyguard shopping for him @ Ted Baker on Robertson Blvd. J.Beebs is obviously a cool boss considering he lets his hired-slaves cruise around his flashy Fisker Karma. I’m really diggin’ the skinny finish on that thing. God damn!

Next up is actress Renee Zellweger who was spotted getting into her convertible Mini Cooper S outside the Sunset Marquis in West Hollywood. She’s not doing many films these days only because Hollywood is too busy making $200 million shitters like “John Carter” & “Battleship,” but look for Renee & co-star Colin Firth to reprise their respective roles in the third installment of “Bridget Jones Diary”. There’s no release date yet, so don’t prematurely wet your panties, ladies!

And finally, we got the pimpdaddy of all pimpdaddies, Mr. Simon Cowell. It appears Simon wants to compliment his collection of modern luxury sugar daddy rides with some throwbacks. He was recently seen barefoot, chatting on his cell outside his Beverly Hills home as he checked out his convertible Ford Roaster. DAMN YOUUUUU, SIMONNNNN!!!
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Special Report: Simons Cowell’s Various Rides While in St. Barts

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Certain media outlets are speculating the woman in the first photo isn’t Simon Cowell’s longtime fiance Mezhgan Hussainy, but rather some other cougar. The “other cougar” theory makes a little sense when you consider that one of the other guests on Simon’s yacht was singer Sinitta, who’s also an ex-girlfriend-turned assistant.

Let’s face it, dudes with extremely high King Sugar Daddy ratings are the only ones who would even consider inviting their ex-girlfriend & current fiance onto a luxury yacht at the same time. Simon’s definitely one of those guys. Whatever the case, Simon was later seen cruising around the island in an ATV w/ Sinitta & another female guest. Below are more of Simon’s rides while he enjoys an endless vacation in the Caribbean. Bastard.
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BREAKING!! Simon Cowell Smokes While Jet Skiing in Barbados!

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“X Factor” judge & TV mogul Simon Cowell was seen wooing the ladies with his hairy man-boobies while jet skiing in Barbados over the Christmas weekend. Doesn’t this guy own a palatial mansion in the Caribbean country, as well?

Anyway, for those of you who missed it, last week Simon crowned contestant Melanie Amaro as the first winner of his $5 million singing competition show “X-Factor” (US version). $5 million bones! God daaayuumm! Don’t know about you guys, but the cheap bastard inside me would probably invest $3 million in safe investments (assuming that’s even possible these days) and then relocate to some coastal third-world country.
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“The X Factor” Auditions: Cheryl Cole, Paula Abdul, Simon & Others!

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Media mogul Simon Cowell finally kicked-off the auditions for the U.S. version of his hit show “The X Factor” in Los Angeles over the weekend. Crowds packed into USC’s Galen Center for a shot at winning the the $5 million grand prize, which includes a recording contract w/ Simon’s Syco Music.

Over the weekend the show’s producers announced that along w/ Cheryl Cole, Paula Abdul will join Simon & Antonio “L.A.” Reid on the judging table. The show’s co-hosts will include Nicole Scherzinger & Steve Jones.

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