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Only Simon Cowell Can Pull This Look Off; Also, Nicole Scherzinger

'X Factor' Judges Leave The Studio In LondonPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Normally when you see a man out on the street holding a pack of smokes and drinking a bottle of Corona, he’s either homeless (99.99%) or he’s having a really shitty day and wants everyone to know. The only thing shitty about Simon Cowell’s life is that he’s married to some lady he knocked up. Aside from that, he spends his time sitting in a chair, sipping booze & judging people on various competition-oriented reality TV shows.

These photos were snapped Saturday evening as Simon Cowell and ‘Celebrity X Factor’ co-judge Nicole Scherzinger were seen leaving Fountain Studios in London. So, what are the chances that Simon got a piece of Nicole over the years?! Any guesses?

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Simon Cowell Doesn’t Give A Sh*t What Anyone Thinks; Ellie Goulding’s Awkwardness

ITV GalaPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

You gotta love Simon Cowell & his “Fuck you, leave me alone” attitude. Judging by his facial expressions in the photos, it almost looks the TV & music mogul is somewhat burdened to make these appearances. Or who knows, maybe he & his baby-momma Lauren Silverman had a fight on the way to the event?

As for singer Ellie Goulding, I love her music and all, but it always looks she tries really hard to look hot and it simply ends up working against her.

These were snapped last night at the ITV Gala held at the London Palladium.

Ellie Goulding at the ITV Gala 1-2Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Cheryl Cole & Others Attend London Music Industry Trusts Awards

Melanie Chisholm, Cheryl Cole and Leona LewisPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Melanie Chisholm, Cheryl Cole and Leona Lewis

For those of you who missed it, Cheryl’s new name is Cheryl Ann Fernandez-Versini, but we’re going to stick with Cheryl Cole because let’s face it, she’s going to revert back to it once she’s single again.

Aside from the annoying long name, this is the first time I’ve seen photos of Cheryl Cole where you can see the age setting in. She’s only 32, so that’s not a good thing. No worries, the English singer, dancer, and long-time television personality will do just fine considering she currently has an estimated net worth of £20 million! DAMN!

Others in attendance at the Music Industry Trusts Award (also known as MITS) included Leona Lewis, Melanie Chisholm, Simon Cowell & his baby-momma. Apparently Simon Cowell was honored with the 24th Music Industry Trusts Award (MITS). From the official press release: “The Award, presented to him by One Direction, was in recognition of his outstanding contribution to the music and entertainment industry as well as many charitable causes.”

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MIAMI: So, Here’s The Masseuse Who Left Simon Cowell’s Hotel Room! OW!

A massage therapist heads out of Simon Cowell's hotel after giving the X-Factor judge a massage in Miami

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the massage therapist was seen heading out of Simon Cowell’s hotel after reportedly giving the ‘X-Factor’ judge a nice, long massage.

Knowing how Simon Cowell’s famous for throwing around his hard-earned cash, he’s probably booked the largest suite the hotel had to offer, so I’m sure he can get all the privacy he needs. The only thing we forgot to add to that list in the caption was a 5-minute motorboat face massage, which typically run around $500/minute.

These Shirtless Simon Cowell Pics Confirms He Lives Inside A $400 Million Bubble

Simon Cowell goes shirtless for an evening boardwalk stroll with Lauren Silverman and their new son Eric in Miami

When you have hired-help licking your ass 24/7, you can do shit that makes you look like a complete dumbass and not have the slightest clue. I gotta admit, I would mind a few days inside Simon’s $400 million bubble, so more power to him.

The television and music mogul is currently enjoying the high-life in Miami with his baby-momma Lauren Silverman and their love-child, a newborn son Eric (that lucky bastard!). Simon was spotted cruising around the boardwalk shirtless with his family, which includes his two dogs Squiddly and Diddly.

Simon Cowell Bought A $57K Glorified Go-Kart (Caterham Seven CSR)

Simon Cowell Takes His New Car For A Spin

I’m probably going to get shitted on by gear heads out there, but Simon could’ve done better for that kind of money. We didn’t know anything about Simon’s new ride, but apparently this is a Caterham 7 CSR sports car, the latest model from the manufacturer of specialist lightweight sports cars based in Caterham, Surrey, UK. This particular model does 0-60 mph in 3.1 seconds with a top speed of 155 mph and costs around £35,000 ($57,000).

So, what’s your take on Simon’s new ride?

Simon Cowell Takes His New Car For A Spin

Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman Continue Their Photo-Op Marathon in London

Simon Cowell and  Lauren Silverman out for dinner

These latest pics were snapped earlier today as the new lovebirds Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman were spotted out grabbing a romantic dinner at Italian joint Scalini in Chelsea, London. As you guys know, Simon Cowell had unprotected drunken sex with his best friend’s wife & now she’s pregnant with his kid.

After somewhat avoiding the news of his new baby-momma, Simon has now embraced his situation by making very public appearances with Lauren over the past few days. I feel like he’s doing damage control ahead of the ‘X Factor’ premiere in the US next month. The two-night premiere event goes down September 11 & 12 8/7c. Check the show’s official website for more information >>>

imon Cowell and  Lauren Silverman out for dinner

Photo-Op or True Love? Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman Do Lunch In London

Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman Grab Lunch In London

Simply judging by the fact that Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman are eating in such a public place in the company of hungry members of the British papz, we’re gonna have to assume Simon’s taking the advice of his P.R. department cleaning up some of the mess he created earlier this year by having sex with his best friend’s wife. We’re pretty sure Simon & Lauren had drunken sex while on one of his many yacht excursions in the Mediterranean b/c why else wouldn’t put on a frickin’ condom?! I don’t get it.

But you have to admit, Simon holding the hand of his pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman as they enjoyed lunch in London was a nice touch.

Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman Grab Lunch In London


Simon Cowell Took Time From Luxury Yacht Lovemaking To Hit One Direction Premiere

Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne; Simon Cowell

Pictured: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne; Simon Cowell

We’re pretty sure Simon Cowell was there specifically to flex his manboobs on the red carpet and recruit a fresh batch of cougars to accompany him on week-long Tantric-sex-infused excursions in the French Riviera aboard his luxury yacht. That bastard.

So, it’s also worth our time to speculate who took home who following last night’s big premiere of ‘One Direction: This Is Us’ (i.e. 2013’s greatest film). Can you get any more cookie cutter than a film about touring boy-band that was manufactured on a reality TV show? Nonetheless, I’m pretty sure it’ll go on to earn a lot of cash–so much cash that Simon Cowell will shamelessly turn it into a trilogy ‘One Direction: This Is Us NOW’, ‘One Direction: That Used To Us, But THIS is Really Us!’. Chicks will eat this shit up!

Don’t know if you guys heard this already, but there are rumors that Simon Cowell is working on releasing dildos & vibrators with the faces of ‘One Direction’ band mate on the tips. Did you guys see the prototype featuring Harry Styles that was leaked last week? Check it below…


Rochelle Wiseman, Little Mix (Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Jade Thirlwall and Perrie Edwards), Laura Whitmore

Pictured: Rochelle Wiseman, Little Mix (Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Jade Thirlwall and Perrie Edwards), Laura Whitmore

Amelia Lilly, Ashley James, Diana Vickers, Lilah Parsons

Pictured: Amelia Lilly, Ashley James, Diana Vickers, Lilah Parsons

Simon Cowell Enjoying The Sugar Daddy Lifestyle on his Yacht in Italy

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PHOTO CAPTION: Anybody know if that’s Simon’s jet-ski?

King Sugar Daddy Simon Cowell was seen cruising around a jet ski while he continues his vacation in Capri, Italy. The ‘X factor’ judge chilled with bikini-clad friends (with benefits) on board his huge-ass yacht (pictured below).

As most of you know, the 53-year-old media mogul was most recently embroiled in a scandal involving an adulterous relationship with his best friend’s wife which resulted in Simon becoming a baby-daddy. Apparently he settled with the parties involved by throwing a little cash at the problem and it appears he’s back in the business of having fun with the ladies again.

Hey, when you’re pulling in around $75 million a year & have a net worth of reportedly $320 million, a few million here & there isn’t a big deal. That bastard.

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