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  • Miranda Kerr Breakup Leads To Bastardly Speculation: Who's Next? Gisele? Adriana? Alessandra? Doutzen?

    Pictured: Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes If somebody as kind & loving as Miranda Kerr can have marriage problems, then I think it’s safe to assume that other A-list supermodel marriages aren’t safe either. It’s possible Orlando was cheating on Miranda while away in foreign Continue Reading...
    October 25, 2013 no comments
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  • Miranda Kerr Breakup Leads To Bastardly Speculation: Who’s Next? Gisele? Adriana? Alessandra? Doutzen?

    Pictured: Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes If somebody as kind & loving as Miranda Kerr can have marriage problems, then I think it’s safe to assume that other A-list supermodel marriages aren’t safe either. It’s possible Orlando was cheating on Miranda while away in foreign Continue Reading...
    October 25, 2013 9 comments
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  • Jessica Alba Updates Her World-Famous Lil’ Bikini Ass Pose—Is She Getting Better or Worse?

    Even though this is deep into perv territory, we gotta plug Jessica Alba’s 2013 version of her classic Bikini Ass Pose…When Bent Over. We’ve included J.Alba’s previous versions directly below for comparison, so the assignment for the weekend is to write a 25 word essay Continue Reading...
    April 7, 2013 12 comments
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  • Hayden Panettiere & Wladimir Klitschko Would Make One Crazy-Ass Sex Tape!

    I don’t know the exact size of the market for such a sex tape, but I’m sure a lot of people would be interested because let’s face it, Hayden Panettiere & Wladimir Klitschko definitely bring something very unique to the table (HA). With that said, Continue Reading...
    April 2, 2013 11 comments
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  • 2012 Miss Universe Pagaent Top 16: Best Bikini Body; Choose Your Top 3

    Pictured: Olivia Culpo, Melinda Bam, Karina Gonzalez, Irene Sofia Esser Quintero, & Nicole Faveron As we posted earlier Miss USA Olivia Culpo took the top prize and was named 2012 Miss Universe last night in Vegas, but that doesn’t mean she was everyone’s top pick, Continue Reading...
    December 20, 2012 6 comments
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  • NHC: Jessica White Hits Rica Swimwear Launch Party @ Villa Pacri

    Photo Credit: Splash News Online This was definitely the party to hit last night as Rica Swimwear held a VIP cocktail reception at Villa Pacri located in NYC's fashionable Meatpacking District. We don't know the names of the models surrounding Jessica White, but that won't Continue Reading...
    April 6, 2012 4 comments
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  • Oh Damn! Is Joe Jonas Trying To Upgrade To A VS Angel?

    Photo Credit: Splash News Online PEACE OUT, ASHLEY GREENE!! And, who the hell can blame him, right? He definitely has the cash flow, but does he have what it takes to maintain a VS Angel behind closed doors? Everyone thinks the dude uses these hot chicks to Continue Reading...
    March 31, 2011 33 comments
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  • Poll: Rumer Willis vs Michelle vs Trachtenberg vs Joanna Garcia vs Jessica Szohr

    These were snapped yesterday at the Charlotte Russe Fall 2009 launch event in NYC.
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    July 16, 2009 34 comments
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  • Doutzen Kroes & Alessandra Ambrosio: A Difficult Bastardly Matchup

    Both beauties were spotted at the VS flagship store located at 59th & Lex. Props to those of you lucky bastards who were on hand to witness the hotness in live action. I wish there was a damn mailing list we could get on so Continue Reading...
    June 8, 2009 55 comments
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