We’ve already flooded you all with a bunch of hotties that attended the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards but how about a few more? As you probably already know, Sarah Hyland is on ABC’s Modern Family, Olivia Munn was on NBC’s Perfect Couples which didn’t even last one season, Jennifer Carpenter is on Showtime’s Dexter, and Cobie Smulders is on CBS’s How I Met Your Mother.
With regards to fashion, it appears as if a lot of primetime ladies played it safe & favored the color red as they strutted their goods on the red carpet at the Nokia Theatre last night in Los Angeles. We were hoping for slightly more daring outfits, but I guess we’ll have to wait for the 2012 award season to roll around in January to see what else these women have to offer.
As for awards, Emmy ceremony host Jane Lynch summed it up beautifully when she returned from commercial with, “Welcome back to the ‘Modern Family’ awards!” The show bagged numerous wins including Emmys for best comedy, first-time wins for Julie Bowen Ty Burrell in the supporting acting slots, as well as Emmys for directing and writing. Many congrats to the cast & crew for keeping the cash cow moo’ing along beautifully!
We figured we’d get Christina Hendricks out of the way considering she rolled out her gigantic rack for all her thirsty fans. Standing beside her is of course Motor Boating World Champion Geoffrey Arend (a.k.a. Christina’s hubby). Some of you guys might know the guy for his role as Ethan Gross on the ABC medical drama “Body of Proof.”
Anyway, besides Christina’s gig on “Mad Men,” her new film “I Don’t Know How She Does It” hit theaters this past weekend. The film stars Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan, and Greg Kinnear. Her other big film “Drive,” starring Ryan Gosling, also hit theaters this past weekend. Two huge releases in one weekend—not to mention the fucking Emmys!!
While other media outlets compare designer dresses, shoes & hair styles, we here at the Bastardly concentrate on what’s most important: Boobies.
Both women had a great showing on the red carpet & I can’t seem to decide who I’d motorboat first, assuming I was living out a bastardly fantasy in which both women were standing topless in front of me begging to be motorboated.
So, with that in hand, please have your take below in the comments area & vote directly below for the best boobs @ this year’s Primetime Emmy Awards.
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