Miranda Kerr & family chowing down on burgers from In-N-Out! Even though I’m a Shake Shack guy, I still have a special place in my heart for ‘Animal-Style’ cheeseburgers from the Cali staple In-N-Out. Maybe it’s just me, but for some reason, I just can’t see Miranda Kerr stuffing those beautiful chipmunk cheeks with a hamburger, so we’re gonna have to assume she just stole a bite off her son’s burger.
Even with all the Victoria’s Secret drama swirling around in the media, the Australian beauty looked happy as ever yesterday afternoon in L.A. when she was spotted leaving a kid’s gym with her son Flynn. God damn, the Kerr-Blooms really love those kiddy gyms, huh? We should also mention that she’s teaching Flynn how to speak French—how bougie!
Katy Perry was walking around makeup-free yesterday as the pop star attempted to stay hidden under a large green hoodie following a visit to the Golden Cabinet Medical Center in Westwood.
In latest Katy news, rumors of the recently broken up singer trying to steal away Robert Pattinson from Kristen Stewart are false! That’s not what good Christian girls do, damn it!! Katy will instead win Robert over with her love, kindness & huge rack in the coming months. I still feel like Hollywood wants Kristen Stewart to know what cheating feels like following her romantic stint with “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders.
Katie reportedly paid 100,000 Pounds for the 2011 Range Rover Vogue (RIP OFF!!!) and used it as her wedding car when she temporarily tied the knot with builder and part-time stripper Kieran Hayler. Aside from a collection of STDs, the SUV will come with a personalized plate reading ‘KPII HOT’.
So, what do you guys think she’ll get for this thing?
The thing that surprises me most about this relationship is the fact that these two haven’t gotten bored of each other. Maybe it’s the fact that both are comfortable playing their respective roles—Jason is the tough-guy boyfriend who looks like the same dude he plays on the big screen, while Rosie is simply a trophy girlfriend who can be replaced with the next hot model at any moment (think along the lines of Nina Agdal, Barbara Palvin, etc.).
I hate to put it so harshly, while she’s obviously a very beautiful woman, Rosie literally looks lifeless most of the time, so just imagine what she’s like behind closed doors. Let’s just say that if these two ever made a sex tape, chances are pretty damn good that it’ll be a complete snoozer.
These two were spotted cruising around in Jason’s Audi S8 checking out expensive rugs in Beverly Hills earlier in the week (Wednesday, March 27). Most of the time they’re both pretty emotionless, but this time around Jason let out a little smile for the papz, while Rosie continued playing the overly submissive girlfriend role.
God damn, this woman always looks like she’s catwalking on the runway! The 25-year-old former Victoria’s Secret lingerie model-turned actress was seen heading back to her car after a visit to the hair salon yesterday afternoon in Beverly Hills.
If you’re wondering, Rosie’s not a one-hit wonder when it comes to doing summer blockbusters—all credit for the gigs probably goes to her action-star boyfriend Jason Statham. As we mentioned earlier, her latest project set for release on the big screen is the anxiously awaited Mad Max: Fury Road which also stars Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, and Zoë Kravitz. The $100 million sequel comes 29 years after the most recent installment & it’s set for a 2014 release. This one’s gonna be BIG and I can’t wait!
Actor Ryan Gosling was spotted at a 76 gas station filling up his Ford Escape earlier this afternoon in Studio City. As most of you guys know, the dude just announced plans to take a break from acting for a bit while he figures shit out. I guess he thinks the opportunities are coming too easily & he’s more susceptible to making shitty movies so he’ll hit the brakes on future projects and concentrating on making endless amounts of love with his latest girlfriend Eva Mendes.
So, since Ryan’s not taking on new roles, does this mean he’ll continue dating Eva? Normally he jumps from lead actress to lead actress with each new film, so we’ll see what happens. Curiously, Eva did comment about his fathering skills after filming their latest flick, so it’s possible she has plans of sabotaging one of his condoms and force him into becoming her baby daddy.
And finally, we should note that his latest film “The Place Beyond the Pines,” which stars Eva Mendes & Bradley Cooper, is set to hit theaters on March 29.
Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were seen heading to the gym together in West Hollywood. The duo decided to ride in Ashley’s Porsche and in true Bastardly fashion we paid attention to the play-by-play of Ashley opening her car door with her right hand while holding a red plastic cup in her left hand AT THE SAME TIME!! You won’t get fruitless reporting like that anywhere else! Anyway, Ashley was most recently on a Hawaiian vacation with her douchy-looking boyfriend while, as you’ve been reminded a thousand times already, Vanessa’s Spring Breakers hits theaters this Friday, March 22nd.
Oscar winning screenwriter & director Ben Affleck was seen heading to a studio in Santa Monica yesterday afternoon dressed to impress.
So, does this dude wake up & have clothes chosen by his stylist (assuming it’s Rachel Zoe since she already styles his wife) or does he just have a great sense of style? I’m gonna go w/ the former only because the dude seems a little too busy to worry about what type of jeans go best with his biker leather jackets & also, those shoes don’t like something you just go to the store & randomly pick up.