We completely understand the fact that all visits to MoeJackson should be as relaxing as possible & require very few braincells, so in that spirit, featuring another one of our brainless polls. Both Hilary Duff & Maria Menounos look amazing in their own right, but as it goes with these polls, there can only be one winner!
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As we’ve seen her do on a number of occasions, here’s Ashley Greene jumping out of Audi Q5 and jetting to workout at Rise Movement gym in West Hollywood. For those of you who missed the product placements, Ash is rocking New Balance 1400s & holding a bottle of Fiji Water to quench her post-workout thirst.
As usual, Hilary Duff was working her A-game while catwalking around Los Angeles yesterday. These latest pics feature the former Disney starlet stopping by a friend’s house in Woodland Hills for a quick visit. Hmm, could this “friend” be her soon-to-be ex-hubby Mike Comrie or maybe it’s someone else that Hilz is fooling around with on the side?
We should note that Hilary was seen having a great time at Coachella this past weekend, so it’s possible, although somewhat unlikely, that Mike & her are having a lot of makeup sex these days.
In other news, it’s nice to see that Hilary ditched her Porsche Panamera for the 911 Carrera. Not sure exactly what model this is, but maybe one of you guys can make a guess…
Those of you who follow tennis know that the Sony Open kicked off in the Miami a couple days back and will run through March 30. All the big names are on hand to compete for the top prize, which currently sits at a cool $787K.
Needless to say, you can bag a few souped-up Porsche Panameras for that kind of dough! Obviously, Maria Sharapova can spend the cash on other luxuries considering Porsche probably hooks her up with at least a few cars cars from their entire lineup. I’m gonna assume that Maria looks like a 911 Turbo Cabriolet type of chick, but I’m sure she owns a Cayenne and Panamera for those times when she needs a little extra space.
I have no idea how this happened, but this afternoon’s posts are very Kardashian-family heavy. Fuck. This totally goes against our internal policies, but I guess when you walk around with your ass dragging on the sidewalk, it gets the local paparazzi’s attention (especially after you fill their pockets with a few bucks).
As for these latest pics, they were snapped yesterday afternoon as Kendall Jenner was spotted with an unknown friend leaving Fred Segal wearing a Marc Bolan T. Rex t-shirt. She drove away in a Range Rover Sport with the same dude.
Sticking to our site-wide 10-second Kardashian rule, we’re allowing ourselves only 10 seconds for the following writeup. With that said, jailbait reality TV star Kylie Jenner was seen leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood. Looks like somebody’s cruising around in her sister’s souped-up G-Wagon (actually, I’m sure the family owns a fleet of these)!
Don’t know about you bastards, but I learned to drive in a shitty Chrysler New Yorker, but the car did say “Your door is ajar” and from what I know, the G-Wagon doesn’t talk—or who knows? Kardashians are known to pay for completely worthless things and I wouldn’t be surprised if some car-dude convinced them to get a customized speech add-on…Ok, I’m running on 15 seconds, so the next Kardashian post will only get 5 seconds!
These two can teach all couples a thing or two simply because they always look like they’re deeply in love, even though they’ve been dating for a while now and recently became engaged. As some of you might know, we’re not huge proponents of marriage, but hey, it might just work for these two! OW!