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Ellen Page’s Post-”I’m Lesbian”-Annoucement Style Update: Still Dresses Like A Middle School Boy

Exclusive... Ellen Page Gets Her Workout In

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For those of you were hoping Ellen would opt for slightly more sexier look after coming out the closet, pray much harder because it appears business as usual for Ellen Page. The actress continued to look like a teenage boy with long hair…

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Calling All Meat Lovers! Myla Sinanaj Releases New Sex Tape Called ‘The Anti-Kim’

**EXCLUSIVE** Myla Sinanaj, seen here on the Jersey Shore in May, has released a sex tape called 'The Anti-Kim'

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These are old photos that were snapped back in May on the Jersey Shore as Myla modeled the latest in the Poolside Collection swimwear, first made famous by ‘Teen Mom’-turned porn star Farrah Abraham.

I guess since Myla Sinanaj dated douchebag Kris Humphries following his 72 day marriage with Kim Kardashian, she thought people would want to watch her in action, as well. She reportedly screened Kim’s tape while filming her own and possibly even consulted with Kim’s sex tape director Kris Jenner (who probably made a few bucks on the side in the process).

So, who’s gonna watch this thing?

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Did Pedo-Pimp Doug Hutchison Hire Somebody Else To Spice Up His Sex Life?

Courtney Stodden and husband Doug Hutchison seen leaving Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood

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For those of you who don’t know these people, Courtney Stodden is famous for two things: 1) marrying 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison (he’s 53 now) when she was just 16 & 2) looking like a prostitute whenever out in public.

These two lovebirds were seen out enjoying the nightlife in West Hollywood last night as they made a flashy exit from Chateau Marmont. It seems like there was an event there last night because a number of celebs were seen leaving from there, but any event that’s attended by Pedo-Pimp Doug Hutchison & his plastic-sex-toy Courtney Stodden is somewhat questionable.

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Courtney Stodden Dons Lettuce Leaf Bikini To Promote Pink’s New Veggie Dogs

Courtney Stodden for PETA

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Aaaw, how cute! It’s nice to see that Courtney Stodden found a job that doesn’t involve having sex with older men! The young blonde who’s most famous for marrying then-51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison when she was just 16. Courtney will turn 19 later this month on August 29.

Courtney was seen wearing a lettuce leaf bikini to help promote Pink’s Hot Dogs New Veggie Dogs in support of PETA at Hollywood Highland Center. I gotta admit, she looks more presentable in this letuce bikini than she does wearing all those clothes from her personal Skank-Ho-Might-Be-A-Prostitute collection.

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NYC: Justin Bieber Flexes Douchebag Muscles By Walking Around Shirtless in SoHo

**EXCLUSIVE** Justin Bieber seen out without a shirt in SoHo, New York City

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If Justin Bieber pulled this same stunt in the 80s or 90s, he’d surely get his ass kicked, but young Jedi Douche walked around shirtless in lower Manhattan yesterday afternoon after giving away his shirt to a passing fan.

WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?!

You don’t see random-ass celebs walking around giving clothes off their backs to fans. Is Justin that insecure of losing his fans or maybe he’s feeling sorry about getting caught spitting on fans from a hotel balcony in Toronto? On top of spitting incident, drugs were allegedly found on his tour bus as the ‘Believe’ tour traveled across the border back to the US.

Is Justin’s downward spiral gonna this frickin’ slow?! Something big needs to go down, damn it!

Justin Bieber seen out without a shirt in SoHo, NYC 2

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Royal Baby Turns 1 DAY OLD! Here Royal Baby Magazine & Newspaper Covers

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By far, our favorite cover out the countless slowly trickling in from around the globe has to be from Brit satirical magazine Private Eye. Check out all the others >>>

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Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Enjoy Date Night At Mr. Chow

Courtney Stodden has dinner with her husband at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills, CA

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Aaaw, how cute! 18-year-old human plastic surgery experiment Courtney Stodden & her creepy 51-year-old hubby Doug Hutchison hit dinner at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night. I’m shocked that Mr. Chow didn’t force them to get takeout b/c this can’t possibly be good publicity for them. Then again, the food isn’t exactly anything to rave about either…

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Brandi Glanville Arrives Back At WeHo Hotel Completely Trashed w/ Mystery Fat Dude

Brandi Glanville Is One Classy Drunk

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I think we might have seen the last of Brandi Glanville for at least a few weeks considering she has finally hit bottom. Judging by these pics taken a couple nights back as Brandi arrived back at the London Hotel in West Hollywood, this woman is in need some serious therapy for emotional issues & rehab for her drinking problem. The seemingly always troubled “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star surfaced from her taxi totally wasted and got the help of some fat dude (at first I thought it was Jesse Heiman), who most probably had drunken sex with her a few minutes after these photos were taken.

Among other emotional disorders, we have a feeling she might be suffering from depression. We missed the news, but apparently she recently made headlines when she reportedly had a confrontation with her ex Eddie Cibrian and his wife LeAnn Rimes at the restaurant they were dining in. It’s possible this new low was reached as a result of that confrontation. How sad…

Brandi Glanville Is One Classy Drunk

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