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Having A Bad Day? Think Again. Meth Addicts – Before & After Photos

Meth Users- Before & After Photos

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How’s this for completely random content? Saw these over the weekend & figured a few of you sick bastards might enjoy flipping through the photos.

Just when you think your life sucks & you have nothing to live for, these tragic before & after photos of meth addicts should give you a little hope. Even though the drug is somewhat glorified in the hit series “Breaking Bad” (I’m a huge fan), the drug’s physical effects on people is nothing but tragic. The stark transformation in users over very short periods of time was absolutely shocking, to say the least. We’ll let the photos do the talking…

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Afternoon Chatter: Adriana/J.Alba Matchup / Miranda Gets Booted

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If you haven’t already done so, please remember to vote for your favorite hottie: Adriana Lima or Jessica Alba. People suggested that we do an Adriana Lima bikini post to counter the flood of Jessica Alba bikini pics from over the weekend, but I personally think that would be an insult to Adriana Lima. Everyone knows what she’s all about & I don’t really think a bikini post will help or hurt. By this point in the tournament, people already know who they want. If you want to see pics of each woman, check the gallery or if you just want to vote, do so directly below:

Honestly, the day was going just fine until I read about Miranda Kerr getting cut from the Victoria’s Secret team. What the fuck is up with that? Like I said, that woman should be pulling in at least $5 million a year from VS, so who the hell knows why she was getting only $1 million over three years. It’s like LeBron James saying he’ll play for the Heat for $50K a year or Candice Swanepoel dating some no-name male model for the past 7 years. It’s all fucked up and doesn’t make any sense. VS can say all they want about how Miranda doesn’t sell, but when you have other models still on the team that don’t really deserve to be an Angel, I gotta call bullshit on the entire Miranda Kerr ouster. I’m sure there’s more to this than meets the eye, so I guess we’ll have to wait for Miranda to comment.

SUBMIT YOUR PHOTOS FOR A BASTARDLY RATING!!
1. Take a photo
2. Crop your head out (if you want)
3. Upload it to imgur.com
4. Paste the link in the comments.

It’s that easy! You’ll have critiques coming your way within minutes! Have trouble deciding which bikinis to take on your trip? No worries, we’ll help you decide…

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Afternoon Chatter: Adriana Lima / Jessica Alba Matchup; Bikini Pics Tsunami

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Poll as of 2PM EST

This is a new category of posts we’re launching to allow you bastards to chit-chat about all the bullshit directly related to recently posted items or completely unrelated crap that you want to get off your chest. These daily posts can also be used for posting self portraits (only hot female readers, please) or bikini pics. If you’re really hot & don’t want to show your face (because you care about your future), you can always crop the head & just post body shots—better than nothing. We’ve been at this game for nearly 10 years, so we’re Bastardly Certified experts in gauging style & provide very accurate hotness ratings. If you want to know whether you’ll look hot in a certain outfit, we can tell you—FOR FREE!! Questions like: “Am I fat?” “How do my boobs look?” “Are my legs ugly?” can all be answered by our team of experts (Jackson, Devon, Abba & Moe are at your service!).

With that said, here’s the latest breakdown on the Adriana Lima & Jessica Alba Championship Matchup! Can’t believe we actually completed the March Madness Hotties Tournament. Sure Devon did the hard work of finding photos & creating posts, but the initial heavy lifting of creating the brackets was done by longtime reader Gabbo! Thank you, again. We gotta bust out more of these—maybe the next matchup can explore other areas: Best Barely Legal Celebrity (18-20), Best Celebrity Calves, Torso, Bikini Belly—the list is endless. You guys decide & we’ll run with it.

And lastly, as you probably we had a huge collection of bikini pics added to the mix. Jessica Alba, LeAnn Rimes, Nicole Richie, Claudia Jordan, Claudia Romani, & Shauna Sand! Check them all!

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People Are Already Predicting What Kim Kardashian & Kanye’s Baby Will Look Like

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It’s cool that people are already trying to make money off this kid! These are just a couple random ones we found floating around on Google images. So any of you artists out there want to submit your predictions?

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LINKS: Happy New Year, Everyone!

A) I didn’t write that nor did I take the photo. And B). This isn’t St. Barts (I think).

- Naomi Watts Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- BEST OF 2012: Anne Hathaway’s Vagina [The Superficial]
- Eva Mendes on New Year’s Eve [Lainey's Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan is living it up in London for New Year’s: how is she paying? [Celebitchy]
- Sophie Turner Bikini Pics! DAMN! [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Jennifer Lawrence Has Bad Taste [Dlisted]
- Emily Blunt Bikini Pictures Just Made My Day [Popoholic]
- Demi Lovato Bikini Pics [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Brad Pitt Wants to Buy the Angelina Jolie Sex Tape for $10M [The Blemish]
- The Great Ice Rescue [Viralosity.tv]
- Madonna and Brahim Zaibat Hit The Slopes With Lourdes And Mercy James! [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
- So I’m Pretty Sure This Would Be LeAnn Rimes’ “Friend,” “Lizzy” [Evil Beet]
- 15 Funny Marriage Proposal Fails [Complex]
- A Day of Bikini Pics to End the Year, PART 9 [Celebslam]
- NAOMI WATTS & LIEV SCHREIBER HAVE FUN IN THE SUN [I'm Not Obsessed]

- The Films of 2012: Miscellaneous Important Statistical Data [Pajiba]
- Victoria Justice Naked Straddling A Log [Celeb Jihad]
- The 25 Best (and Funniest) Twitter Accounts for Bros to Follow in 2013 [BroBible]
- Scarlett Johansson Works It Good For Elle [HollywoodTuna]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Why Did Adam Lanza Shoot Little Kids? Who Gets The Blame?

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The debate is officially on, but I was shocked how Obama chose to dance around the whole gun policy issue as opposed to telling it like it is. That’s why he can drop all the tears he wants to drop, but we all know his hands are tied when it comes to making lasting change on the legal front. I think it’s safe to say that there needs to be a retroactive assault weapons ban, which means that people who previously purchased those types of guns will need to drop them off at local law enforcement in exchange for some sort of tax credit or outright reimbursement.

As for Adam Lanza & the reasons behind the massacre: Let’s just say it gets weirder & weirder with each bit of information that’s slowly leaking from local law enforcement. Here’s what we know:

All 20 kids were shot multiple times; a couple of them up to 11 times!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Nancy Lanza was part of the prepper movement, which means she was getting ready for massive turmoil when economy falls apart and total anarchy breaks out. Members of the movement are known for hoarding supplies and training with weapons.

Nancy Lanza divorced in 2009, although legal documents report no mental health issues for Adam over the split. Riiiight.

Adam Lanza suffered from Asperger syndrome

People who knew Adam Lanza are painting a mixed portrait of the killer: Some day he was extremely anti-social & odd, while others say he was an average kid.

As early as less than a week before the attack, Nancy Lanza had told a friend of her fears that she was “losing” her son. “She said it was getting worse. She was having trouble reaching him.” (Telegraph)

Police recovered badly damaged computers from the Lanza residence.

Adam Lanza shot his mom in the face multiple times while she was asleep.

So, what’s everyone’s take on this? What would cause some 20-year-old kid to go ape-shit on a bunch of 6 & 7-year-old kids?! Is it his way of “saving” them from the horrible world?
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Sandy Brook Elementary Shooter Adam Lanza Brings The Links!

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Obviously, we’re still waiting for the leaked photo! More importantly, how many more people need to die before they change the gun laws in our great nation?! Latest shooting included 28 people, of which 20 were children. R.I.P. I can’t imagine what the parents are going through right now…

- Sara Jean Underwood Sexiness For Draftday [HollywoodTuna]
- Amanda Bynes Apparently Wants You To See What Dieting Did To Her Boob [The Superficial]
- When is Mimi Aspen time? [Lainey's Gossip]
- Gwyneth Paltrow can ‘eat most men under a table,’ tries to do so in video clip: gross? [Celebitchy]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Storage Unit Is Being Auctioned Off [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- GOOPY Eats Most Men Under The Table [Dlisted]
- Jessica Alba Gets Leggy In Shiny Leggings [Popoholic]
- JULIANNE HOUGH IS MEAN AND ANGRY CUZ SHE’S CHUNKY IN A BIKINI OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- “JAY-Z’S SISTER” WILL GET ALL UP IN YOUR NEWSCAST [MassAppeal]

- Marilyn Manson’s Ear Almost Slashed Off [The Blemish]
- The New PSY [Viralosity.tv]
- Let’s All Love Amanda Seyfried Now [Evil Beet]
- Naya Rivera Shows Off Her Hot Christmas Outfit [Complex]
- JENNIFER GARNER TAKES SERAPHINA TO BREAKFAST [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Nick Cannon didn’t have sex with Mariah Carey until they were married [Celebslam]

- BAR REFAELI EXPLOITS CHRISTMAS FOR FINANCIAL GAIN OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Amanda Seyfried Threw Anne Hathaway’s Vagina Under The Bus [The Superficial]
- Five Ways Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are Better than Each Other
[Pajiba]
- Emma Watson Sex Picture [Celeb Jihad]
- This Is Why Social Media Is Awful During a National Tragedy [BroBible]

- TGIF’s Romance Hall of Fame [Lainey's Gossip]
- Claudia Galanti Is Working On Her Fitness [HollywoodTuna]

- Justin Bieber Murder/Castration Plot Foiled by Police [Yeeeah!]
- Hugh Grant Is A Throbbing Asshole, So Says Jon Stewart [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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