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Royal Baby Turns 1 DAY OLD! Here Royal Baby Magazine & Newspaper Covers

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By far, our favorite cover out the countless slowly trickling in from around the globe has to be from Brit satirical magazine Private Eye. Check out all the others >>>

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Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Enjoy Date Night At Mr. Chow

Courtney Stodden has dinner with her husband at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills, CA

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Aaaw, how cute! 18-year-old human plastic surgery experiment Courtney Stodden & her creepy 51-year-old hubby Doug Hutchison hit dinner at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night. I’m shocked that Mr. Chow didn’t force them to get takeout b/c this can’t possibly be good publicity for them. Then again, the food isn’t exactly anything to rave about either…

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Brandi Glanville Arrives Back At WeHo Hotel Completely Trashed w/ Mystery Fat Dude

Brandi Glanville Is One Classy Drunk

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I think we might have seen the last of Brandi Glanville for at least a few weeks considering she has finally hit bottom. Judging by these pics taken a couple nights back as Brandi arrived back at the London Hotel in West Hollywood, this woman is in need some serious therapy for emotional issues & rehab for her drinking problem. The seemingly always troubled “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star surfaced from her taxi totally wasted and got the help of some fat dude (at first I thought it was Jesse Heiman), who most probably had drunken sex with her a few minutes after these photos were taken.

Among other emotional disorders, we have a feeling she might be suffering from depression. We missed the news, but apparently she recently made headlines when she reportedly had a confrontation with her ex Eddie Cibrian and his wife LeAnn Rimes at the restaurant they were dining in. It’s possible this new low was reached as a result of that confrontation. How sad…

Brandi Glanville Is One Classy Drunk

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BREAKING!! Ellen Page Hits Whole Foods; Carries Two Grocery Bags AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Exclusive... Ellen Page Grocery Shopping At Whole Foods

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Since Ellen Page is the Anti-Viagra, I’ll admit it, the only reason we’re posting her on these pages is so that we can add to our Internet-exclusive “AT THE SAME TIME” category. For those of you who haven’t flipped through that category, make sure you take a few hours of our day to go through countless pics of your favorite celebrities performing multiple tasks AT THE SAME TIME! Can you think of anything better to do with your time?

As for Ellen, aside from starring in next summer’s blockbuster ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’, her next film set to hit theaters in September is ‘Touchy Feely’. The film is directed by Lynn Shelton and was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival earlier this year. Here’s some plot action:

Touchy Feely is a closely observed examination of a family whose delicate psychic balance suddenly unravels. Abby (Rosemarie DeWitt), is a sought after massage therapist and a free spirit, while her brother Paul (Josh Pais) thrives on routine and convention, running a flagging dental practice and co-dependently enlisting the assistance of his emotionally stunted daughter Jenny (Ellen Page). Suddenly, transformation touches everyone. Abby develops an uncontrollable aversion to bodily contact, which not only makes her occupation impossible but severely hinders the passionate love life between her and her boyfriend (Scoot McNairy). [Read more...]

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Kim & Kanye Naming Their Baby North West Wasn’t A Joke

If you think about it, it could’ve been a little worse: They could’ve have been real snarky & spelling ‘North’ with a silent ‘K’. Considering North will be filthy rich all her life without having to become a porn star in the process, I’m sure she’ll grow up to not really give a shit about what her parents decided to name her. Having said that, anyone got any good jokes with the latest cracked-out celebrity baby name?

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Damn, What The Hell Happened To Tori Spelling’s Face?

**EXCLUSIVE** Tori Spelling sneaks out of the studio after taping appearances on 'Breakfast Television' and 'Cityline' in Toronto

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Oh wait, it’s always been like that, huh? I’m pretty sure she got a few procedures done recently because that doesn’t look normal. We’re not kidding when we say ‘REMOVE WITH CAUTION’ as you bastards will soon find out…

These were snapped earlier today following Tori’s appearance on the morning shows ‘Breakfast Television’ and ‘Cityline’ in Toronto. The reality TV star is obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel considering she’s in the city promoting McCain’s ‘Deep ‘n Delicious’ cakes—whatever the fuck that is.

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Amanda Bynes PSA: Stop Caring, America!

It’s no secret that Amanda Bynes has successfully wrestled the mantle of Biggest Walking Hollywood Disaster from Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson. Whether or not her hilariously absurd and insane antics and tweets are genuine or not we’ll let others decide.

What is real is the attention she’s garnering. And if you’re from the school of “All Publicity is Good Publicity” check out this ironically funny mock PSA from the good folks at YouTube’s Official Comedy Channel.

Amanda Bynes or Syrian rebels. The choice is ours!

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IronDoucheBoy Jaden Smith & Kylie Jenner w/ the Links!

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- Miley Cyrus Keeps Getting Better And Better [HollywoodTuna]
- Damn, What The F Is Jaden Smith Thinking? [Dlisted]
- H&M Shrank Beyonce’s Butt, Beyonce Threw A Tantrum [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- What Type Of Guy Would You Be In An Apocalypse? [Guy Code]
- Channing Tatum: ‘I’m a fat kid on the inside. I love food so much’ [Celebitchy]
- Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson at The Internship premiere [Lainey's Gossip]
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- Kelly Brook Nipple Does GQ Turkey of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield Are Still The Perfect Couple On The Set Of ‘The Amazing Spider Man 2′ [Socialite Life]
- Tom Hardy Takes Cancer Patient Fan On a Date [Evil Beet]
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- There Is.. Another.. Bieber Baby [The Superficial]
- Selena Gomez Nude For The Summer [Celeb Jihad]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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