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“Collins’ local roots and privileged educational background have given him some interesting Hollywood and Washington connections.”[THR]
You might have heard all the ruckus yesterday about Jason Collins, the Washington Wizards basketball star, who became the first openly gay active sports star of any of the major American professional leagues. And while the news was met with a the deserved chorus of “good for you”s (which managed to drown out the bigoted minority who deemed his disclosure “non-Christian” – hint, hint ESPN), it would nice to think that one day the knowledge of which gender a major public figure finds sexually attractive could be met with a collective shrug.
That being said, there’s a lot more to Jason Collins than just his public career and his sexuality. He is, for one, quite smart, having attended Stanford University . . . where he was friends with Chelsea Clinton and roomed with Joseph Kennedy III.
Click on the link to learn more about Collins’s life on and off the court.
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“Stars are sending prayers to all those affected by the explosions during the Boston Marathon Monday afternoon” [HuffPo]
Many celebrities took to the Twitterverse yesterday to express their grief and dismay at the tragic bombing at the Boston Marathon yesterday that left at least two dead (including an eight-year-old child) and dozens injured. Some of the more memorable tweets included those from Boston natives like Ben Affleck. Check out the sampling below:
Ben Affleck: “Such a senseless and tragic day. My family and I send our love to our beloved and resilient Boston.”
Mark Wahlberg: “Thoughts and prayers with my hometown Boston today.”
Cassadee Pope: “My thoughts are with Boston. One of my favorite cities in the world. Stay strong <3”
Nicki Minaj: “My heart goes out to everyone who woke up this morning to enjoy a peaceful marathon but were met w/senseless destruction. #GodBlessAmerica”
Zoe Saldana: “My prayers and thoughts are with the victims who lost their lives today at the Boston marathon. Que Dios los tenga en su gloria. ZS”
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“Simon Pegg: ‘I think JJ Abrams has been approached.’”[THR]
So the Pope can no longer perform his duties and is stepping down. Hollywood (and some media voices), however, seems less than broken-hearted about the whole thing, at least if you read their tweets in the wake of the “big” announcement. Avowed atheist and funnyman Ricky Gervais takes the unholy cake, as usual:
@rickygervais – “Being “The Pope” means you are married to God. So, is this like a divorce?” followed by “.@TheTweetOfGod so if being Pope is being married to you, does that count as a gay marriage? Come to think of it, what gender are you?”
@pattonoswalt – “Wait…ex-Pope? X-POPE! Oh shit, I gotta pitch this to Marvel. #eyelasers”
@simonpegg – “The Pope has resigned! Surely he can only be fired? God?”
@julieklausner- “Bye pope u were a bad pope”
@piersmorgan – “The Queen’s a year older than The Pope. Can’t see her ever resigning because she’s tired.”
@frankieboyle – “The Pope must have done something even the Church finds unacceptable. I’m guessing he’s shagged an adult woman.”
@chrislhayes – “Call me crazy, but I think the next Pope should be someone who didn’t help cover up child rape.Tho,that may disqualify every single cardinal”
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“I don’t drink. I’ve never tried a drug,” Blake Lively told Allure. “It’s just something that I genuinely don’t have a desire for.”[HP]
Hollywood is known for its crazy parties and drug and alcohol orgies. But not everyone in Tinsel Town is fond of the drink or the party powder. 15 celebs you may not know who abstain from alcohol and have publicly declared themselves sober include:
Bradley Cooper
Tyra Banks
Christina Ricci
Tobey Maguire
A newly pregnant Kim Kardashian
Recovering addict Eminem
Jennifer Lopez
Ewan McGregor
Kristin Davis
Kim Catrall
Colin Farrell, Now Seven Years Sober
Blake Lively
Rehab Survivor Kelly Osbourne
Jada Pinkett Smith
Gerard Butler, 15 Years Sober
Click on the link to hear their personal stories of why they stopped drinking – and why some of them never started in the first place.
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Lady Gaga Is Suddently Fat?! WTF?
One of the big news items over the past 24 hours was Lady Gaga’s weight gain, but we didn’t seem to notice the weight gain when we posted her photos last week when she appeared at London Fashion Week. Lady Gaga should really consider dumping the leotards for something a little more tasteful b/c it must be painful to watch the live performance. She claims the extra 25lbs she put on during her hiatus is b/c she’s been eating a lot of Italian food at her dad’s NYC restaurant (Joanne – W 68th / Columbus). Gaga told radio host Elvis Duran, “I’m dieting right now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds. And you know I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It’s hard because it’s a quite vigorous show, so I tend to bulk up, get muscular, and I really don’t like that. So I’m trying to find a new balance.” I gotta admit, I didn’t find Gaga all that attractive before the weight gain, so I’m somewhat indifferent now that she’s much thicker.
John Travolta’s lament: It is ‘the worst time to be famous’ Boohoo! Waa Waa Waa! Maybe somebody should tell John Travolta that the millions he has stored in the bank is a direct result of fame.Fame & fortune doesn’t come with some sort of a la carte menu where you can choose what you like & don’t like and then go about living happily ever after. It’s a total package & if you can’t handle the papz, either stop doing stupid shit or just move out of your Beverly Hills digs to a quieter place. Reducing the usual daily visits to random male “masseurs” around L.A. would also help. John Travolta made the comments in light of all the bullshit surrounding Kate Middleton’s topless photos. Hey, even though this might sound a bit insensitive, if you don’t want topless photos getting printed all around Europe, then stop walking around topless while on vacation! What a great idea, right? When Kate signed on to becoming a Princess she signed away a little of her privacy, so anybody saying otherwise doesn’t full understand the full price of fame.
The Emmys Are This Weekend!
I understand the whole award show is just a way for Hollywood to pimp the latest shows that are set to premiere over the next few weeks, but the awards do mean something (if you’re the one receiving it). Since we’re not up for an award this year, we’re going to have to play “don’t give a shit card” and just pray that the ladies come dressed to impress on the red carpet this Sunday. I feel like the usual women will probably kill it (Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, “Glee” cast, Brian Williams’ hot daughter from “Girls,” Sarah Hyland, etc). For a full list of nominees, check this PDF.
Emmys coverage: We’ll do our best to get the best photos up as fast as possible on the site, so check here on Sunday evening! As you know, we run a very nimble operation over here, so thanks to all of you bastards for your continued support.
Liz & Dick Trailer: Lindsay Lohan Says the Word ‘Wench’
So it turns out that Lindsay Lohan’s recent arrest in NYC was a promotional stunt after all. Lo & behold, the trailer for her upcoming Lifetime flick. Since when does a Lifetime movie get some love from the media, right?! Totally fucked up.
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Note to all bastards: This is a new column we’re testing, so let us know your thoughts. Our goal will be to feature the day’s top headlines with our take. It’ll mostly be entertainment headlines, but it’ll also feature other topics that we find interesting. As always, leave your thoughts in the comments!
Lindsay Lohan arrested in NY for hitting pedestrian
Sadly, the biggest entertainment news this morning is STILL Lindsay Lohan’s stupid arrest. I still think this is a promotional stunt put on by the Indian dude who owns the Dream New York located in NYC’s Meatpacking District. Lindsay was at the hotel’s big launch party last year & seeing how she’s so desperate to A) stay in the limelight & B) make a few easy bucks, we wouldn’t be surprised if this was a promotional stunt gone somewhat wrong. No worries, Lindsay fans, considering she’s rich & white, I’m pretty sure the NYPD will treat her with love & respect.
Shakira Pregnant With First Child!
As most of you heard, Shakira’s pregnant with her first kid w/ Barcelona soccer star Gerard Pique. The booty shaking pop star from Colombia is 35, so it’s about time she took a breather from touring & concentrated on her family life. If Sofia Vergara is an example of how Colombian women turn out following pregnancy, then we have nothing to worry about. Shakira’s going into her pregnancy with a rock-hard abs, a freakishly tight booty & a body in tip-top shape, so even if she gains a 20-30 pounds, she should have no problems in returning to her bootlicious glory. And if she doesn’t, we always YouTube & our Shakira category.
Upsets, drama in store for TV’s big Emmy night
As you bastards know, the Emmys are on Sunday, so get ready for a ton of red carpet hotness—at least we hope so! We always like featuring that hot, somewhat D-List TV star who’s doing her best to steal the spotlight by ho’ing it up on the red carpet. Even though most women will be rocking over-the-top, designer gowns & pretending like they’re on the red carpet at the Oscars, we hope there are a few ladies who keep it tight, short & busty. If the Emmy red carpet disappoints, the after parties never do, so look for full coverage here. Also, Jimmy Kimmel will be hosting the gig, so tune in for his standup. The guy never disappoints!!
Amanda Bynes: Why Do People Care About Her?
Don’t know about you bastards, but I personally can’t recall one recent project starring Amanda Bynes, so why does this chick get all the attention in the media? Aside from having great legs, she still has that somewhat swollen, chipmunk face, so there’s not much going in the looks department either. Taking all that into consideration, the only logical conclusion we can make is that Amanda is the entertainment media’s new Britney or Lindsay Lohan. People love to see a crash & burn story and who can do it better than a chick who does something stupid each & every day of her life? Remember Britney or even more recently, Lindsay Lohan? It’s almost like Amanda’s agent is throwing her under the bus each afternoon as she goes about running errands. Does Amanda actually think the “bad press is better than no press” mantra will land her a decent gig of these days? We have a feeling heavy alcohol & drug abuse is in the very near future (that’s assuming she isn’t already drinking & using already, of course).
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