World-famous super-douche Justin Bieber was rocking a colorful shirt (probably cost him $2500) as he popped into a Whole Foods store for a pack of gum in Sherman Oaks! Who the hell hits up Whole Foods for gum, anyway?!
Judging by the way he’s rolling in a chauffeured SUV and wearing designer threads, we’re going to assume Justin is still making tons of cash from his various YouTube videos, as well as Facebook & Twitter, where he has countless millions who follow his every move.
Having said that, the guy has such an expensive lifestyle that one of these days, when the cash stops flowing as fast as it must be flowing right now, he will inevitably go bankrupt. Let’s face it, we’ve seen similar rise & fall stories in the past, so it’s only a matter of time. Regardless of when it happens, I have a feeling a lot of people are going to enjoy watching Justin getting pissed on by life’s Darkside.
And in other Bieber-douche news, we’re learning that he may have broken his probation this weekend after police were called six times to a party at his Beverly Hills apartment. If the LA County Probation Department decides he’s broken the terms of his probation, the Biebs could be facing jail time! Let’s on end on that good note…
One of the online world’s most talented dubstep remix artists – MetroGnome – is back with the theme of HBO’s super colossus Game of Thrones. Listen to his amazing dubstep remix and tell us if you think it measures up to his previous heralded masterpiece: the dubstep remix of the Breaking Bad theme song.
“I always get uncomfortable when people know more about me than I know about them.”[HuffPo]
Actress Nina Dobrev opens up about her split with Ian Somerhalder in the latest issue of Nylon, telling the glossy that her no-drama attitude has helped them remain close friends after the demise of their romantic relationship:
“I don’t like any kind of negativity. I try to be good to everyone, whether it’s a love, a friend, an ex. I’ll always try to treat people the way I want to be treated.”
Somerhalder adds: “She always lets me have the last fry.”
So that’s the secret formula: no drama and relinquishing of the last fry.
We’ve been at the gossip game way too long to assume that Nina Agdal wouldn’t bite on Leonardo DiCaprio if given the opportunity simply because he’s not in the best physical shape. Let’s face it, Leo’s extensive resume & deep pockets more than compensate for the lack of muscles and the fact that he doesn’t spend an hour trimming & shaping his beard each morning.
Hey, it’s possible all her recent success as a bikini model has gone to head and she truly wouldn’t consider jumping off the muscle-yacht she’s riding at the moment, but we’re pretty sure her agent would advise against it. A few weeks as Leo’s token girlfriend represents millions in ad campaigns for an up & coming model like Nina and judging by the fact that she might be into multiple dudes at the same time, I’m sure she can squeeze Leo into her tight schedule—at least for the sake of career advancement. Even though we know the result, we’ll still do a poll to see what everyone thinks…
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“We’re going to get married and adopt a child as a gay couple.”[News OK]
Ok, it’s not in real life, but is on his soon-to-be-retired sitcom Two and a Half Men: Kucther character Walden is going to propose marriage to Jon Cryer’s Alan. But not for the reasons you’re thinking.
According to those in the know: “Walden is going to have a major health scare and it is going to give him a bit of an existential crisis. He wants to find a way to add more meaning to his life, so he decides he wants to adopt a child. And in doing so, he starts the process and he realizes that it’s very difficult to adopt a child as a single, straight man.”
So a fraudulent gay marriage to adopt a child? I can’t see why anyone is going to get upset over this . . . stay tuned for the angry Christian Conservative response.
“The eccentric and emotional singer was raped at 12 outside her family’s apartment.” [Your Tango]
Actress Vanessa Williams recently spoke publicly about being sexually abused by a woman when she was 10 years old. However, she is definitely not the only celeb out there to disclose a history of sexual abuse and violence.
From famous cases like Oprah Winfrey and Teru Hatcher to lesser known instances involving Fiona Apple and Queen Latifah, sexual abuse is sadly all too common, even among the famous. Click the link for the full list of details.
“‘All the Way’ will be adapted for the screen by Schenkkan and produced by Steven Spielberg and Cranston.”[HuffPo]
No, it isn’t the sixth season of Breaking Bad, but we’ll take it.
Bryan Cranston is set to star as President Lyndon Johnson in the HBO adaptation of the award-winning play All the Way. For those who didn’t know, Cranston has already been playing the role live on stage after retiring Walter White . . . and even picked up a Tony Award for Best Actor.
“DiCaprio scores higher than the rest when judged by a commonly used reading comprehension test.”[TIME]
TIME has done the unthinkable and ranked the smartest celebrities on Twitter according to the reading level of their tweets.
Guess who took the top spot? Leonardo DiCaprio, who usually tweets about the environment and climate change. Patti Mallette and Jimmy Kimmell are No. 2 and 3, respectively.
The study doesn’t take into account intentionally dumbed down reading levels in tweets . . . which perhaps explains why Paris Hilton ranks higher than Stephen Colbert. Click the link for the full global list of smarty tweeters.