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We’re Moving To A New Host (Again)


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For the few of you who’re still around, we want to give a quick heads-up about our upcoming server migration sometime this weekend. As with all migrations, things probably won’t work perfectly soon after the move, so we want to thank you guys in advance for your patience while we patch things up.

It’s a last ditch effort to cut costs and keep the site up & running. Since it’s difficult to migrate the site as-is, we’ve decided to simplify the theme so that it’s more mobile-friendly. Thanks for all your support and we hope you guys stick around!

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Guest Writer: GrgeCdnBastard Analyzes an Iconic Posting

ErikColquitt on Nov 7, 2013:

“What i Want to Expose, Rant and Write about is WHY and how is Ashton Kutcher STILL getting Laid?

Now Mind you im not player Hating, not in the Least.Theres an Old Saying in the Hood about Not Hating the Player, instead Hate the Game.

But the Evidence that one of THE most Talentless Slackers in Hollywood ( and thats Saying Something ) may be a Warlock , Satan Worshiper and or Wizard is Mounting and Staggering.

His Exposure as you know began with the moderate Hit in the late 90’s that 70’s Show.

Then in the Early 2000’s he bartered this low level of Fame to a Gig on MTV.

Unfortunately for Us, this made him ” Marketable ” to a whole new set of people.

Casting Agents!!

for some Inexplicable reason, someone decided to put him in Movies.

Over 8 movies in 11 years, and each one was Box Office Poison.

And still he Bagged Demi Moore who even Pushing 46 was Still considered a MILF/ Hottie.

After Several More Flops, Ashton Scored his Biggest Victory yet.

A Reccuring Role Inside Mila Kunis’s Vag.

Mila F-Ing Kunis, who happens to be Russian, Smoking Hot and looks like shes All of 14 years Old.

Mila Kunis, whos Stock and Hotness Level Increased Dramaticaly after her A-List Turn in Black Swan.

My Question is HOW can a guy with no Apparent Talent continue to score THIS level of Hotness?

Does he have a Super Long Schlong?

Does he Have the Location to The Lost City of Atlantis?

Is he a Warlock?

Someone Please Help us Solve this Mystery.”

There have been some timeless postings on MoeJackson over the years. Examples are Glimmer‘s infamous “wall of text”, Phil’s FedEx jacket and Guest’s chipmunk photo. More recently, there was the foregoing posting from ErikColquitt. I am certain that there is a secret message in there somewhere. What else could all the capital letters mean? So I decided to run the message through Google Translate. The answer was: “This does not compute.” Since I figured that there must be some high level encryption in this message, I also ran it through the top military decryption tools of several countries. These are the answers that I received:

Canada: “She’s a beauty, eh!”

Iran: “For showing her sinful mounds, we declare a fatwa against her. 71 celestial virgins to the winner.”

United States: “Jeb Bush for President.”

Sweden: “I want to eat her (fill in the blank).”

Personally, I think Erik is hinting that he has FoxyRoxy’s missing DVD and is just waiting for someone to ask him for it.

Anyone else know what this message means?

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Brainstorming The Guest Writer Gig; Have A Take About A Celebrity? Use Our Blow Horn!


Ok, so I briefly mentioned this in an earlier post (the Claudia Romani post—AND NO, WE ARE NOT SLEEPING WITH HER!! Well, I don’t know about Devon…) and since a couple of you expressed some interest, we figure it’s worth brainstorming a little further in hopes to get some more input from others.

Ideally, the type of guest writers we had in mind were people (male or female, of course!) willing to focus on particular niche interests (i.e. foreign supermodels, best content from other blogs, celebrity moms, celebrities with great legs, celebrities who need to hook up, who should Leo sleep with next, celebs with awesome racks, who got plastic surgery over the past 12 months?, etc, etc) and run with posts discussing this niche obsession. The writers would be required to have a definitive take on the topic and go about supporting this take by using images, funny commentary, etc.

With that in hand, I’ll leave the rest for you guys to discuss in the comments below. At the end, we just want to mix shit up & have a little more fun.

UPDATE: Welcome to 2007! Including Photos In Your Comments Just Became 10,000x Easier

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UPDATE: We’re idiots and didn’t know we had to update settings on our end! I just tested it using other browsers and it appears to be working just fine! Test it out & let us know what’s up!

Thank you, Livefyre!!

Let’s use this post to test out this new feature that went live earlier this morning. We’re working on a mini-update to other parts of the site that you’ll see over the upcoming holidays. As always, wish us luck!

I don’t get to say this enough, but thanks to everyone for your continued support! We love our teenie-tiny community—even though it’s just 10 of us bullshitting about really beautiful people that we’ll never meet (fingers & toes crossed). Cheers to all you bastards!

ALSO: We have few extra small-sized “I’m pretty cute when you’re drunk” for those of you who wear that size. We’re working getting larger sizes of new designs. For those of who want a small, hit us up: Contact [at] Moejackson.

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January / February: Top Commenters & Other News


I’m going to do my best to be more timely with these, but hey, it’s it’s completely free shit, so no complaining, you bastards!!

First let’s hit the winners for the past couple months. We should also note that since our user base is still in the process of growing & since we want to spread the love as much as possible, we’re going to ask monthly winners to sit out for two consecutive months before being eligible to win another prize. This is just to get some new names in the mix!

The Prize: $20 Ebay Gift Certificate! Until we figure out other rewards, we’re gonna stick with our Ebay gift certificates, so if you have any ideas for next month, chime in below!

All winners will need to contact us to claim your prize.



Upcoming changes:

- We’re dumping the infinite scroll, so enjoy it while it lasts. We received a lot of complaints, so we’re finally acting on it.

- Trying to figure out ways of making our gallery faster.

- The New Comments feed on the sidebar will get recoded so that it’s more accurate. Although, the comment counters should be fairly accurate on the front page now.

- Comment with other requests below.

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November / December: Top Commenters & Other News


We finally got Livefyre fully implemented (they finished importing all our old comments on December 31st), so let’s see how comment traffic picks up as we move through 2013 (we’re going to be very, very patient). I know a number of you guys have pointed out the lack of support for images in the comments, but after fooling around with things a bit, we’re learning that it’s very random. It seems to automatically post images from certain image hosts, while just posting links from others. If any of you figure it out, let us know & we’ll spread the news. Videos from YouTube, on the other hand, show up perfectly fine when you paste the link to the video in the comment.

Aside from that, we’re currently in search for a capable WordPress developer to implement a few more tweaks, so if you have any major issues, please sound off below (or contact us directly) and we’ll definitely add that to the list of fixes.

Besides renaming the site back to & scraping the current site & going back to the old site, what’s the #1 thing we should concentrate on when doing updates? Also, does anybody use that big featured box at the top w/ the dates? We’re thinking about replacing the tabs with popular categories or possibly even scrapping it all together. And finally, what does the Catwalks section need in order to generate more love?

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Just so that more people can get a slice of the pie, we’re going to choose top five people from the previous month as opposed to just three. All winners will get the same prize b/c you’re all equally special (wink) and the biggest change of all is that a single person can only win for two consecutive months, after which they gotta sit out for a month. Hope that makes sense.

With that in hand, let’s go over our November & December winners (apologies for the delay):

November (in no particular order):

December (in no particular order):

Again, a big thank you to everyone else who wastes a few minutes of their day on the site b/c we know there are plenty of other options & thanks especially to all you winners. If your name is listed above, please contact us & we’ll email you your $20 Ebay certificate.

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October’s Top Commenters: Skilligan, Lenilovesfeet & Mundo; Prizes Include: Ebay & Fandango Gift Cards!

Before we announce this month’s prizes, I wanna let everyone know (all five of you bastards) that we’re planning to transition to a new commenting system within the next month. The delay is mostly because we’re still deciding between Disqus & Livefyre, but leaning toward the latter, mainly because it’s free & it’s the new kid on the block! If any of you have experience with either, please chime in below.

We can’t say this enough, but many thanks to everyone (again, all 5 of you) for your continued support as we slowly claw our way back to relevancy (3 more years to go!)! We’re doing our best to make the few minutes each of you spend on the site worth your time, so if you have any suggestions on that end, please comment below or contact us directly via email.

Let’s move to this month’s top commenters! The top-dogg was once again Skilligan, followed up by Leni & Mundo. Many thanks to the three, as well as all you other bastards who make the comments interesting. We’re still waiting or D55 to make a cameo appearance, as well as a few of the other, less-annoying commenters from over the years.

This month’s prizes include $50 Ebay gift card to Skilligan & $25 Fandango gift cards to Leni & Mundo. Please contact us with your email address to claim your prize!

For those of you looking to participate in November, all you have to do is use a non-anonymous account (Gravatar, WordPress, Twitter, Facebook, etc.) is not be annoying.

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MoeJackson’s $50 eBay Gift Card Giveaway: September’s Top Commenter

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In order to induce a little more participation from a few of you old-schoolers who still linger here from time to, we felt monthly giveaways might help us in our efforts. We were just going to run with a simple Blu-ray off Amazon, but we felt the need to get a little creative, so we’re opting for an eBay gift card this first month. Who knows what we’ll give away next month, so if you’re interested in participating, show us some love by commenting on your favorite celebrities, especially in our daily catwalks section, which features fashionable celebrities who caught our eye over the past 24-48 hours.

The rules are simple: Just remember, you need to be registered (either via WordPress or use your Twitter or Facebook accounts) to qualify for these monthly giveaways. Anonymous commenters, regardless of how much you comment, are not eligible for the monthly giveaway. This first month was special, so we decided to go with just one commenter, but subsequent months will probably be different in that we might choose the top 3 or 5—depending on how we feel. Giveaway sizes will also vary depending on how things are going on the cash flow front. Also, if you’re gonna be annoying & leave stupid comments to rack up your count, you’ll automatically be disqualified. Jackson & I will gauge the annoyance level.

With that in hand, the first month’s winner is….[drum roll]….SKILLIGAN (Contact us @ contact to claim it!)! What a shocker, right? We wanna thank you for the love you’ve shown by commenting on pretty much every post since our relaunch last in August. As some of you bastards might have noticed, we’re picking up a couple new readers here & there, so we’re thinking that in about 2-3 years, we should be back to a steady flow of 10-15 readers! OW!

Since we want to induce more of you bastards to join the community via WordPress (Sign Up Here), we figured this might be a good time to show off the notifications tab which allows for readers to keep up with their own comments left on various blogs, as well as easily read new comments on the site without having to visit each & every page. Trust me, it’s pretty cool & makes the process of following a blog much easier. Check below for a couple screenshots:
The WordPress Notifications Tab

Visit Us On Your Smartphone!
The mobile version of the site is a stripped down version of the site, but allows for fast commenting & easy viewing of photos in the gallery. You can swipe your way through photos in the gallery & leave quick comments as you run through posts. Check it out wen you get a second, but make sure you view the mobile version of site & not the full version.

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