Now Mind you im not player Hating, not in the Least.Theres an Old Saying in the Hood about Not Hating the Player, instead Hate the Game.
But the Evidence that one of THE most Talentless Slackers in Hollywood ( and thats Saying Something ) may be a Warlock , Satan Worshiper and or Wizard is Mounting and Staggering.
His Exposure as you know began with the moderate Hit in the late 90′s that 70′s Show.
Then in the Early 2000′s he bartered this low level of Fame to a Gig on MTV.
Unfortunately for Us, this made him ” Marketable ” to a whole new set of people.
for some Inexplicable reason, someone decided to put him in Movies.
Over 8 movies in 11 years, and each one was Box Office Poison.
And still he Bagged Demi Moore who even Pushing 46 was Still considered a MILF/ Hottie.
After Several More Flops, Ashton Scored his Biggest Victory yet.
A Reccuring Role Inside Mila Kunis’s Vag.
Mila F-Ing Kunis, who happens to be Russian, Smoking Hot and looks like shes All of 14 years Old.
Mila Kunis, whos Stock and Hotness Level Increased Dramaticaly after her A-List Turn in Black Swan.
My Question is HOW can a guy with no Apparent Talent continue to score THIS level of Hotness?
Does he have a Super Long Schlong?
Does he Have the Location to The Lost City of Atlantis?
Is he a Warlock?
Someone Please Help us Solve this Mystery.”
There have been some timeless postings on MoeJackson over the years. Examples are Glimmer‘s infamous “wall of text”, Phil’s FedEx jacket and Guest’s chipmunk photo. More recently, there was the foregoing posting from ErikColquitt. I am certain that there is a secret message in there somewhere. What else could all the capital letters mean? So I decided to run the message through Google Translate. The answer was: “This does not compute.” Since I figured that there must be some high level encryption in this message, I also ran it through the top military decryption tools of several countries. These are the answers that I received:
Canada: “She’s a beauty, eh!”
Iran: “For showing her sinful mounds, we declare a fatwa against her. 71 celestial virgins to the winner.”
United States: “Jeb Bush for President.”
Sweden: “I want to eat her (fill in the blank).”
Personally, I think Erik is hinting that he has FoxyRoxy’s missing DVD and is just waiting for someone to ask him for it.
Anyone else know what this message means?