MoeJackson

For example, say she’s on the phone w/ some hotel manager and wants to tell him that he’s a lazy bastard who needs to get his fucking act together…this womchick will resort to her sneaky waste-time tactics. She will say ANYTHING & EVERYTHING except “listen guy, get your ass in gear and do your work b/c you’re slowing my ass down.” She’ll say things like: “I’m so behind because papers aren’t getting to me in time. I don’t know why, but I’m just bogged down because I have vendors emailing/calling me for payment, but I wish I something could be done about all this.” She will say the latter phrases 4-6 times in a different order HOPING & PRAYING that the person on the other end will get the picture….Guess what? He doesn’t get the picture so this chick will laugh (to fill time between repetitions), beat down & drag the ailing conversation until it comes to the painfully awkward, yet expected “well, I guess we’ll have to figure something out about all this” end. It’s funny listening to this because she’s so obnoxiously loud and so good at disguising words and phrases in such an astute manner that any semi-intelligent person would be unable to uncover her babbling guise.