Alright, so I thought my first entry would appropriately be a strip club story and how foolishly we threw our money at Hot Taylor who had amazing Triple D boobies.
Well, in addition to spending money on Taylor; myself and JoeTheWorm spent some money on some other chicks.
Jackson - Joy, small petite Filipino girl that I’d like to break in half and hit on w/ no success. - $60
JoeTheWorm - Mae Lee, hot Korean/Chinese. She’d be first ballot hall of fame if there was such at Rick’s we done thought she retired by now. - $210
Total so far…$270… now to Taylor.
LL Eng - only one out of the 6 of us who had self-control over getting no more than one dance. $30
Rome Dawg - love the boobs, we paid for one, he ended up getting three. $90
Miya Morto - the shy one, we paid for one, but surprisingly he ended up with three. $90
Me - Miya Morto bought me one while I had enough money left for one too. Good thing I didn’t have anymore cash. Two total. $60
Buki - he never gets dances but we got him to get a three and he gave her a $10 tip. $100
JoeTheWorm - he started the night off with her and we bought him two but he ended up getting a lot than that. $210
Total money Taylor made off our table: $580
Total amount we spent that night at Ricks: $850
…yes, we are sick bastaads…….tee hee.
I don't think Jax visits this establishment anymore. The ROI is not good enough at these petty american strip joints. haha
damnit Jackson...your lucky my girlfriend doesn't surf this website...if you need to make a reference to me...please give me an alias...thanks.
Dude you must spread your donations through out the club. I'm sure you could have challenged other girls to do better than this Talyor chick---then things would have gotten interesting, man.