Diana vs. Fantasia

Another subject I wanted to touch on…

so I don’t really care about American Idol b/c Jasmine got voted off. That’s probably the same thing all other Lindsay Lohan / Olsen Twins sick bastaad fans like myself felt too.

btw, is it wrong for me to say that Lindsay Lohan has a nice rack? but anyways….back to the subject.

I’ve already commented on Fantasia having the Predator lips and I’m sorry but I don’t want some 19 year old who got knocked up and have a baby girl in a society that frowns upon un-wed mothers being the american idol. Her pure unattractiveness ranks somewhere between Macy Gray and Kimberly Locke.

Diana…can’t you see her as the Kool-Aid man bursting through the wall if she won and saying, “ooooooh yeah!” ..’cause I sure as hell can. Like, I’m sure if you put her on Atkins or the South Beach diet she could drop some poundage and be alright looking.

Now, they say Kelly Clarkson had a some fat when she won…I disagree. Kelly Clarkson is fine…she got a nice size dumpa on her and yeah, she’d totally be more fantasy masturbation material than frickin Diana and Fantasia. Jasmine as the American Idol would’ve given all those teenage boys and R.Kelly’s in the world to have another piece of jailbait to whack off to.