MoeJackson

ke to comment on other things from the night….

Ruben…that boy looked like he was about to either faint or have a heart attack. It was pretty nasty seeing all that sweat dripping from him…now, if it was Kelly Clarkson who was all sweaty and therefore had to take off her coat…i’d be down for that. But anyways, Ruben needs to go on a diet…something, Atkins, South Beach, The Zone…..hell, let’s just not let him eat…both him and Kool-Aid man. Or send him to get surgery like Randy Jackson. That brotha surely is on his way to Big Pun size…and that ain’t a good thing. I think he’s even bigger than Fat Joe is right now….

I wanna shoot JPL…that fucken dork.

John Stevens too.

Dude, I actually give some props to Leah Labelle…she not all that bad looking either… too bad she sucks though. Yup, she’s the best Seattle had to offer for American Idol… pretty lame.

Lastly, Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to make another movie and get some money to pay her stylist better and maybe invest in a tanning booth. When I think of Jennifer Love Hewitt, I think of her amazing rack and how amazingly hot she was in Heartbreakers…my image and fantasy of her was tarnished last night when I see her hosting the pre-show. She just needs to go pose nude and her hotness level will make a comeback.