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Monthly Archives: May 2004
I hate …
George W. Bush
Can you imagine Jared saying this…
One disadvantages of the missionary position is that either the man’s weight is upon the woman (uncomfortable for the woman) or he must support his weight upon his arms and knees (tiring for the man).
-Jared Watanabe
haha
(one of the random quotes to the left)
I'm only gonna say this once
For the last year I have been slave driving myself to get something from the goddamn man!!! Sitting in front of a computer, analyzing this fobs data as he rips hearts out of rabbits (we develop drugs for heart disease), getting paid poorly by the hour (people with just high school diplomas get paid more than me), temping and getting no health insurance. Finally the jokes may stop!!! I am no longer a rabbit killer as some might say … NOPE not me … I’ve moved on to bigger and better things.
What is this bigget and better thing you ask … well I still work at the same company but have got moved to a different group. Instead of being a rabbit killer (and sometimes guniea pigs, and yes they are scarry) I am now an OFFICIAL Research Associate I in the Pharmacology group. This means many things, and if I sat here to write them all down, it would take longer than I would like. But, I have a wonderful salary, with stock options, health benefits, and am learning so much more than I thought I could. Of course this doesn’t mean that I’m still not playing with animals. Just not the ones you want for pets. I work with rats now. Its actually very interesting. My group is trying to find a way to abolish type II Diabetes! Cool huh!
Yes it has only taken two goddamn years since I graduated the heaven we called Davis, to get finally settled. I just moved out of my brothers house, and am actually living on my own. It is a truely great feeling.
So that is it. I am sure there are people who will read this and say … shoooooooot, I’ve been on my own since I graduated college. Well let me just say, that everyone is not as lucky as you … and that not studying and drinking every goddamn day of your senior year really does pay off!!!
Feed the Employees Week [aka Employee Appreciation Week]
[it should be called ‘Feed the Employees’ week b/c that’s all they’re doing-today we have breakfast, tomorrow ice-cream, the day after some snacks-people in my office of course don’t mind because they’re all southerners and have an unlimited appetite. I want free tickets to disney world, hotel stays, money, etc., god damn it]
Anyway, every day of this week, my work gives each of us a lotto scratcher. At first I was thinking, wow 5 lotto tickets!— I have to win something. That’s only a logical thought process, right? But then I was thinking about it on my drive home and it hit me that getting lotto tickets is a very sad-sad thing. It truly is.
It simply hints that our pay is so horrible that when management was deciding what to give us during employee appreciation week, the consensus was one of those $1.00 scratchers- They were cheap on that, as well. Yesterday I won $2.00, and today I scratched…2 fucking $6000s, 2 pieces of shit $50s, but ultimately won nothing. What’s even sadder than receiving scratchers?!? I can’t wait till tomorrow’s scratcher! haha
Movies
One more thing,
I just watched Van Helsing yesterday…very disappointing! It didn’t hold my interest and I even feel asleep during part of the movie. I heard the movie, “A Day Without Mexicans” was very good and eye opening (screw Pete Wilson!!).
Maybe add a movie review/book review/ magazine section to the site Moe? We all know James wont contribute to the book section. haha.
New Ladies
I guess it’s time for me to contribute some information.
A couple of weeks ago we hired this hot little SD girl to be a starter at our golf course. She is young, about to turn 20, and is a very nice gal. She’s hot so she gets harassed all the time by sleezing old retired men, but it all works out for her because she makes a gang of money on tips everyday. Recently, we all went out to watch that damn sinful Lakers game, and for the first time she mentions her roommates and even brings one of them out. Her roomie was wearing this very nice skirt that night, and as a typical VietCong move, go to pick up on her. Can you guess what my pick up line was? “Man, you have got some amazing calf muscles!” But, because I said it in such a slick way, it worked and her and I have been hanging out lately. This story just makes me wonder what everyones dating situation is like right now?
That’s it for now.
P.S. Hi Melissa! I do miss that Thai ass!
P.P.S. Moe, any good sites to buy a hookah from? Fill me in dogg!
Update on Site Issues
To the 1 of you who are reading this…[thanks Melissa!, you’re the coolest :-)]
First, I don’t know why there is a broken link in Melissa’s post. I tried to figure it out, but to no avail. That goes to show how much I know about all this crap. By the way, if you want to attach images to your messages, you must click on the upload button when editing your entry to upload the image of your choice and then after you upload, the site will give you a link to paste into your message…this is quite complicated procedure to accomplish something so simple, but it will get easier in a few months (hopefully).
Secondly, I’m working quickly to get a photo gallery up and running, god damn it. I just can’t seem to find one that will blend in well w/ the site. I want to do this once and only once because I know if I screw around w/ this shit too much, it will eventually be all screwed up & we’ll have nothing at the end.
Lastly, I know this option will be useless in the short-term, but it’ll be good to keep in mind. I have an email address that, once someone emails to it, this webpage will automatically post what’s in the email. Basically how it works is: You send an email w/ the email subject as your message title and the email body as your message body and just click send! Once a day, this website will automatically check for new emails & simply post all messages that are in the mailbox. I don’t think this is too useful at the moment, unless of course you’re emailing photos from your cellphone. I don’t even have a cellphone so I shouldn’t be talking :-).
ok brodahs & sistahs!
Carpal Tunnel
Hmmmm … what is it about work that gives you carpal tunnel. For the past two weeks my right hand has been hurting like hell!!! HELL!! No longer can I use my right hand to use my mouse, pipet, or other things I used my right hand for.
Am I the only one in this world who has it? Does anyone feel my pain??
DAMN the Computer!!
House Egged! Bloody Bastards!
So yes, my house was egged a few days ago. Luckily, it was only one egg. Let me just say that cleaning that shit up is not fun because the smells engulfs your ass in and your only escape is a long shower w/ plenty of girly soap. Naturally we blamed the incident on my little sister.
Today is Monday, and I came to work only to discover that my boss’s (who’s also Indian) house got egged as well-only his house was egg-raped w/ like 20 eggs. He tells me that many houses w/ Indian kids got egged as well, so now he believes that it’s race motivated. It might be, but I think it’s just stupid kids being stupid.
To take it another step, he called the cops. Can you believe it?? The cops are so stupid that they bloody got the their forensics department involved because they found an uncracked egg (I have no idea how the laws of physics permitted that) and figured they might be able to get fingerprints off the egg!! I think that is pretty much the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. I don’t know if I should shake my head @ their actions or laugh or write a letter to the governor demanding all the dumbass cops be fired and replaced.
Dear Lord, have mercy.