Okay, so I’m probably re-affirming going to hell for this or get beaten up by fat people, black people, and fat black people but I’m pretty damn bored at work right now and I wanted to share a story…
So I went to this Teriyaki joint for lunch on Saturday. As I’m eating there’s this woman ordering and she’s being kinda picky…she all like, “can you make sure that the pieces of chicken i get don’t have much fat on it.” I’m think, ‘oh c’mon, give me a frickin break…don’t be that picky, the chicken is chicken, damnitt…don’t mess with the nice old lady.’ I turn around to see that it’s this big black fat ass lady that’s asking for this.
In addition to asking for the less fat chicken, she wants extra sauce, and after she gets her order she comes back to get a side order of rice and even more sauce on that! Now, I assume that she wanted less fat on the chicken because maybe she’s trying to lose weight….but if your fat ass is going to ask for extra sauce (full of sugar) and more rice (the dreaded complex carbohydrate) w/ more sauce (more sugar), I don’t think your fat ass will get any smaller. I’m sorry but if you’re fat, you’re going to stay fat if you order extra rice and sauce because not like that’ll offset your picky ass asking for less fat chicken.
and this was supposed to be a reply to Blackbitch, commenter no.2.
srsly, wtf with the reply thing in old thread.
lol... calm down, here are your sauce and rice:
chunky monkeys, all of you. Eat some ice cream and surf the personal ads. Yum yum ice cream.
Yeah, and she'd get even fatter if the chicken were fatty. So now what?!?
Tammy is not fat, but she is FUCKING UGLY. I have seen her pictures on here, her nose could give Jamie (Klinger, the guy from Mash) Farr a run for his money. And she hass a homely ass face. She has fake bad boob job tits. And she is really homely. Her nic-name on her was Sybil, because she would make up *friends* names to conviently defend her ugly ass on here all the time. And she would jump on anyone for any little typos or spelling mistakes, but overlook her own which she made quite often. I know I make typos and spelling mistakes, don't care. However that is why God, and Bill Gates, created Word as far as I am concerned.
tammy is a bitch
It's like having a smoke after exercising. What's the point?!
By the way I just found this:
http://www.myspace.com/PartyGirlParisHilton
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID;=37611447
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid;=33166935
Your are beign an ass but your right, even been I hate to admit this, your not gonna loose weight in that way.....you can stop eating, hypnotize yourself to hate food or binge.
Tammy sounds like an agry fat bitch to me
Tammy is plain fucking stupid. I say that with complete irreproachable infalibility.
And if we check the IP addresses on from the 22 and 23 we will notice that they are different.
22Ashley
P.S. I have been kicked out of every buffet in town because I ate everything. I am a cow and I eat because I'm depressed and I'm depressed because I eat. It is a viscious circle. I have to go now. The time just dinged and the brownies I'm baking are finally done. YUMMY!
Tammy, there was REALLY no reason to call me a dumb fat bitch or fucking idiot, mainly because it doesn't hurt my feelings and I don't know why you'd think it would. Anyways, I'm 19, 6' and a size 10, so I'm not really fat. But, I've had stretch marks on my hips since 13 so shoot me. You're lucky you don't have them.
I'm not saying eating 1000 calories in food is okay nor does drinking a diet drink versus a regular drink make it better. But, carbonated sugar drinks have an average of 120 calories for 8 ounces. If you get a 64 oz drink that's 960 calories that you just drank versus the 1000 that you are going to eat. So 1000+960= 1960 is way more than the 0 calories from the diet drink. So 1000 calories + 0 calorie drink is a LOT better than the theoretical 1960 that you would have ingested including the regular drink.
Also, some people like the way diet drinks taste versus regular ones, so maybe that's why she wanted the diet. Who knows.
WTF, I have no idea why my post came up all in bold
Regina
1. It isnt even about weight, its how you look. Muscle weighs in more than fat so even if you are 5'6" and weigh 110 pounds (hehe) you may still look like shit if all the weight you carry is fat. I would put money on Jessica Alba weighing in at a healthy 120 or so just because she has a lot of muscle and not much fat.
For me I am 5'3" and weigh 120, but I work out 5 days a week and I am very happy with how I look. And being 5'3" and 120, I wear a size 6 or a size 4 (depends on where you go, I am a friggin size 2 at the Gap, I swear its a marketing thing).
So dont worry so much about weight, just how you look and such and how healthy you are. :)
Janis, I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. I was merely giving you the facts. Just keep at it and you will eventually get to where you want to be. In the past 7 months or so I've lost a fair amount of weight, because I kept at it and didn't get down about it. Besides, being healthy is more important than weight.
Now for my own little story that just happened to me today as a matter of fact, fits right into this topic.
There is a salad bar upstairs where I work, so I am there getting a little salad for lunch. This lady who I swear to God was 300 +, her butt stuck out so far people were crashing into it. So she gets the huge salad plate first off, which if fine, a big lady like that. Then I have to wait for like EVER behind her because she takes this tiny bit of lettuce, and then takes the chicken spoon and no word of a lie, slapped on about 7 huge spoonfulls of chicken on her bit of greens, I am like OMG there isnt going to be any left for me. Then she continued her way placing everything from a ton of cheese, and monstrous amount everything! Took me 10 extra minutes to get through because she was grabbing everything in major quantaties. Then she takes 3 scoops of croutons to finish it off and then LOADS it with ranch dressing.
Well I know maybe she was trying to seem healthier with the salad bar, but COME ON, I was stunned! I have never seen someone take that much, its no wonder shes so huge.
And to boot, she grabs a diet Cola and thunders out of the place.
Egads!
Post #11
WTF!
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Janis,
Be glad you lost the 8 pounds feel happy for that, and you can always lose more. Dont let this site make you feel bad, its supposed to be fun.
Also...my comments were directed at Ashley!
I don't give a rats ass if you weigh 112 or 222 pounds. The whole point is freaking out when we are talking about diet fucking soda and coming up with some excuse to say it's ok when you just took in a 5000 calorie/carb meal. If you are fat you are fat, if you are thin you are thin. It doesn't make up the person you are inside (I am a bitch and a tampon). Live in reality and do something about it rather then bitch out people that don't have a weight problem. Don't bag on everyone else for your problems!
I'm 5' 3', 125 lbs. That puts me in the average to lean catagory for my size. Which means that Janis is either overweight or possibly obese. It doesn't take much weight to make a tiny frame obese.
P.S. I have no stretchmarks either!
Someone better sound the alarms...I'm waiting for the barage of angry posts any second. Too bad that these didn't post earlier in the day so I could reply sooner. I have to go home in 10 minutes and will miss the fun until tomorrow!
Oh and when you decide to try and slam me saying I'm fat or whatever you are going to say go right ahead because I will laugh and laugh and laugh. I am 5'6" and weigh 110 LBS. I have had 4 kids all with the same man and have been in the same long term relationship for years and years. I am not perfect but I don't pretend to make up for my shortcomings by eating my way to happiness and washing it down with a supersized diet soda. Fucking Idiot!
I will have a 20 piece bucket of extra chrispy chicken and extra mashed potatoes and gravy. Don't forget the side of mac and cheese with extra cheese and 10 biscuits. OH...I better get a supersized diet soda to make up the difference of all the calories and carbs I took in with my meal.
DUH!!!! That is what I'm talking about you dumb fat bitch! A diet soda doesn't make eating a family sized meal all to yourself ok!
So...are you saying you're fat?
Fat people in general are cranky & think they deserve pity (for being fat).
Even if you are fat, that doesn't mean you want to eat fat. Fat does not taste like chicken, it's just chewy and disgusting.
I superized diet soda allows you to drink more without going over the regular calorie limit of the regular drink. Duh! For example you can get a 20 oz Sprite with 300 calories or a 60oz Diet Sprite with no calories.
That is exactly the same as standing in line and watching the person in front of you order everything on the menu then ordering a Supersize DIET Soda. I always thought that was odd! What good is the Diet Soda going to do? Whatever I guess.
THAT WAS ME!
I LIKE SAUCE & RICE!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Yeah ... that is just fuckin lame. I'd rather eat the goddamn fat. Does this mean I'm going to hell too?
Jackson, you're going to hell.