The Ashlee Simpson Show…

Well the only reason those TWO "limp cock" nosed airheaded idiots are stil on the tv screen is bc America keeps watching. Jessica has caught on that her bimbo act combined with her barbie looks pays and asslee is trying so hard to be cute in a punky way. NO wonder ryan left her stupid ass.

ok well i was just watching that fucking awful ashlee simpson show (god those two "ee"'s make me mad) i suppose to torment and annoy myself, and logged on only to find this site-- lemme share my opinion

first off, she sold most of those records because of the show itself- ill venture to say probably ALL of the record sales came from shmucks like us watching that pile of shit

next, yeah, the parents are pimping those two out. they're definitely stage parents and yes, ashlee most definitely woke up one day, sat on daddy's lap and told him how she thought she had a good voice and it was her destiny to big a star

now what really gets me heated though is not so much her singing, cos lets face it--its not that she can't totally sing, i mean she has the most mediocre voice of anyone i know, so in some sort of way she can sing i guess... but shes nothing noteworthy. not that i really think ANY pop singer these days might be, but still...

i wish she would stop dressing as if she walked into the local hot topic and left with five bags of pyramid belts, striped rugby shirts and chuck taylors. for once id like just one of these pop stars that dress "punk" to actually play rock music of some sort. and yes, avril lavigne, this applies to you MOST OF ALL. id love to get into a conversation about real music with one of these morons... ever hear of black flag, ashlee? how about the bad brains? The pixies? No? Avril? yeah, i thought not.

and don't get me started about the "lyrics" ashlee (or avril) "writes"- hehek, thanx

Again, I love the fact that no matter what we write about on this site ... it always comes back to Ashlee or Aaron Carter or some teenie bopper who can't sing but tries to. The only reason she sells records is cause the american public ages 10-15 buys that shit. She is not a good singer. Album sales don't always equal talent.

I have to admit though, its quite exciting to see how at least 3 times a month someone finds one of those old Ashlee posts and writes something defending her. I say Moe should see exactly how long this Ashlee topic has been debated on our lovely page.

agreed. we love you all! especiall you hot ones!

Anon- I think there are about 2,499,997 people who want their money back for that piece of shit..... that lone only copies being owned by you, nicole, and c0smic girly who'll support that no-talent fraud.

....damn her for stealing all those little kids' money... her and that twirp aaron carter who i'm still waiting to get a beatdown from the hulkster.

you ain't gotta agree with anyone on this site.... just know that if you write anything else in support of ashlee that you'll get a verbal bitch slap.

i swear, most people who try to bash us on this site claim that we have nothing better to do with our lives.... though that might be true let's not point out the obvious all the time... we just love all our readers and the opinions they express on such intriguing topics!

Honestly, don't you think the name of this web-site is a big enough clue on what kind of things are going to be discussed here. It's not called Letsallkissass.com

why don't you go back to sucking on ass' ass. maybe she'll throw a few quarters your way

I really don't agree with anyoone on this site. Haven'e you guys seen how well Ashlee's record has done. I mean she has sold 2.5 million copies more than Jessica could ever dream of. I mean what the hell is wrong with you people do you seriously have nothing else to do with your lives. So you post the dumbest comments on this website. You people need to seriously get laid. SUCK ON THAT PUSSIES!

Wow! Yes, nicole i do have a lot of times on my hands to write this! If I deem a subject worthy of my criticism and harsh verbal brutality then I will spend my time pointing out the obvious that Ashlee does in fact suck.

Let's be real here, nicole.... just admit it you actually thought she had some talent and then you were disheartened to the events of SNL and the Orange Bowl that exposed her to be a waste of airtime that the youth of America (yourself) should spend reading books and studying multiplication tables.

I'm not making her more famous...I'm just voicing my opinion on the untalented vile that Joe Simpson has plagued society with in his self-gratifying desire for wealth.

....if you're hot then I'm fully willing to have you come and give me a life. Just show me some ID.

Nicole: Many thank yous for pointing out the obvious.

We all have jobs & we have no life. Since you're so worried about Ass' popularity getting out of hand, you can always move to Seattle & give Jackson a life. I'm sure he won't mind.

Wow! you must have alot of time on your hands to write all this. Why don't you get a life or a job and stop worrying about other people?!? All these people who have a problem with her heres an idea. . . just don't watch her!! Don't watch her, don't listen to her and don't talk about her. Its people like you that are making her more famous then she was before by writing articles like this.

Robin- you rock, I totally agree that the father is creepy and trying to remain youthful...he all be sportin his Diesel jeans and bleeched hair...what happened to the days when dads wore those grossly sick high golf shorts and a regular polo shirt while letting their hair either fall out from baldness or just run a comb through it once...

I've yet to sit through 2 minutes continuous of this show so I don't know about her boyfriend....but he's probably just a little twirp also.

I have just watched the Ashlee Simpson Show, and logged on to see if there were people out there feeling as pissed as me. In one way, I feel badly for this chick. I mean, you KNOW she just hates her sister's success, and with every breath is trying to match and surpass Jessica!! This chick really has that "little sister" complex bad!! Here are a few observations that I have to add in after watching this vile bullshit...

1) Ashlee's father is CREEPY. You can practically feel his greed and desire to remain "youthful"....even with his belly. On a sidenote, it is interesting to see how Jessica Simpson's hubby seems to hate the father as well.

2) Ashlee's "boyfriend" or "close friend" is too weird for words. With his teased hair, he seems to TRY so hard to be something he is not!! Agree? :) There is one scene where he jumps on Ashlee's back, and Ashlee collapses to the sidewalk risking SERIOUS INJURY!! It's significant because, you can see his negative energy in that scene....and that he is all too aware that a fucking camera is on his ass.

faisal what a delicious idea. its our patriotic duty as dirtbags to pursue grossly commercialized stupidity (barring cases of big boobs) when we see it; justifyable by darwinistic principles and the fact that we have the biggest balls of them all.

definately the taunting of rabid ashley fans becomes addicting. kinda like poking a sub-intelligent crustacean with a stick to see how pissed off it will get. the trickle of post-taunt guilt comes with the dawning realization that you're probably screwing around with bubblegum-popping 14 years olds who have more designer clothes than you do. if you asked them what they thought about iraq, they'd probably say "a-rack? mommy's taking me to the plastic surgeon on my birthday to get a-rack." there's no doubt in my mind they hold ritualistic sacrifices (after scampering out of homeroom) in ashley's name.

so glad you provided an opportunity to intertwine ashley simpson with perhaps the most impotent and dangerously inept leader the great US of A has lived to see. the close-set eyes and unfortunate schnoz of the bush-simpson dynasties might suggest in-breeding.

dios fuckin mio.

College Girl: "as a last sentiment, i don’t think i’ve even seen a more foul union of wealth, meaninglessness, and completely unlovable self-absorbtion in my 20 years."

Wouldn't bush, junior be filed into this little category. haha.

I love the AshlEY observations. i knew something was up w/ that.

Anyway, very funny review, man. Those ashley fans at starbanter are crazy. They live in caves and therefore have no clue of entertainment.

lastly, I'm trying to think up of 10-15 questions to email to Ashley's publicist adn see what kind of response I get...

ps....there's quite the heated debate on the uselessness of ashlee simpson (please let's just call her ashley? the whole two "ee's" thing is such a transparent attempt KEY WORD ATTEMPT at originality) at starbanter.com. go to actresses, then find ashley simpson. beware ashley fans. they're vicious and its fun to get them going in a don't-lose-a-finger sort of way. be ready to site your consitutional rights to free speech. these kids sit in their basement all day worshipping ashley shrines; try to defile their pre-pubescent goddess of narccism (sp?) and the gloves come off.

as a last sentiment, i don't think i've even seen a more foul union of wealth, meaninglessness, and completely unlovable self-absorbtion in my 20 years.

just watched an ashlee simpson episode. the following sentiments would outline (although not do justice) as to how i feel:

disgusted

apalled

amazed in a disgusted, apalled sort of way

disgusted in an amazingly apalled way

apalled in a disgustingly amazed sort of way

...yeah.

i'm wondering if anyone else with a discerning BRAIN feels the same way. even a smidge. this doe-eyed,self-serving, indulgent, sheltered, done-up little brat has absolutely no musical talent. at all. i don't know what's worse - that she actually has her own show for no real solid reason, or that no one has the heart (or is too afraid?) to tell her she's making an ASS of her little blonde self infront of the nation's ever-opened eyes.

or maybe that's what america likes. humiliation sells? i know morbid curiosity/human suffering does. and sex. but there's nothing particularly sexy about a practically pre-pubescent pseudo celebrity with an inflated ego flouncing around at the expense of our nauseated stomachs. a particularly pukilicious moment was when they were filming her, and her rather "ambiguous" looking boyfriend. she frontally pinned him against a brick wall in an attempt to be spontaneously sexy. firstly i'd like to remind her she probably has one pube at best. then i'd like to throw up on her face.

people may hate jessica simpson. fine. and i think making a tv show out of a marriage in its infancy is...very sketchy at best. but...the chick CAN sing - regardless if you like her style or not.

there was one moment in an episode of ashlee's show that i actually really enjoyed. it was when she started recording (or screaching...whatever), stopped because i think she managed hurt her own ears, muttered a curse dramatically and slumped against the wall (ashlee...honey...maybe that's a sign?). then one of the soundboard men closed his eyes, dipped his head and rubbed the spot between his eyes, grimacing.

wait...did i say one moment? there are lots of moments like that. they are as indistinguishable as all the posers and cookie-cutter glossy faces themselves.

i wonder how many angel-voiced, brainy beauties living the hard life in trailers and blue collar developments we'll never hear of.

and on the other end of the absurdity stick, there are women and children across an ocean, in another land, fighting for everyday basic survival and human rights...living in thorn bushes.

what a strange world.

I'm an unknown singer/songwriter and it irks me to no end to see people like ashlee simpson waking up one morning at the age of 19 and saying "I think I'll have my older sister get me a record deal today . . . then, I'll have daddy get me a TV show to match!" I'm not jealous, but I've been working every day of my life to try and attain at least a meager amount of success, and she gets it handed to her. Well, if you want to know what she is, I can give it to you in one word: POSER. She uses brown dye, a mullet-esque hairdo, and dyke-y clothes all to attain one goal, one solitary, greedy goal: and that is to separate herself as far as she can from her sister, but everyone knows the apple doesn't rot far from the tree. They share the same ass of a mother.

hmm i like the ashlee simpson show... i think she has a great voice. Maybe just bcz its not 'digitalized' like britney spears or sumthing you ppl say she can't sing. She has a unique voice, yeah but she has good music. Whatever if you dont agree with me but i'm out

Ya, we've seen the greedy parents thing happen over and over again. Look at Webster, for god's sake. He barely eats 3 meals a day

Yes, I am a pig. As I admitted in my other post, I am an asshole. I didn't only focus on how I'd like to imagine (only) Jessica naked. I focused on how Ashlee is not talented and is damn lucky to have a successful sister so that she can get her own show.

I also focused on how I think their parents are to blame too because it seems like they are just exploiting their 2 daughters more so into the national limelight for their personal gain too. Their parents do serve as their managers and executive producers for their shows so don't think that they aren't trying to financially benefit from it too.

I personally can't believe people watch those shows period. Yes it is true guys are pigs, but at least they have found a reason to watch it. I couldn't watch either of those shows unless someone tied me to a chair and propped my eyes open the whole time. Do people actually watch it for the content? Gimmie a break. Seriously, go read a book.

whats up with that? quite the imagery..but still most people dont watch newlyweds or ashlee simpson to daydream about them naked..that was such a useless post because all you talked about was them naked.. guys are such pigs..

"her nose takes up most of the screen and rivals that of a limp cock." your use of imagery is amazing, jackson. haha