Posts from July 2014

Quickie Posts!

  by 1

As you guys probably noticed, I moved around stuff on the site in order to add a little section in the right column. This is a section particularly for those little posts that you don’t want to spend doing a 20 minute write-up on. I’m talking about quick links to websites, take shots @ someone, posting a quick LITTLE photo of someone hot, etc, etc.

In order to post stuff into this colum, just choose “A Quickie” category (the first one on the list of categories) when doing your write up. Only the body will show up, but take consideration in appropriately titling your entries. From all I can tell you post anything that you would be able to post in a normal post.

Some problems that need fixing:
1. The way it looks. I’m looking to make it more compact.
2. I don’t new entries into the right column to show up on our list of new posts on the left column. Waiting patiently for someone to figure out a solution!

Other than that, if you guys see something, please let me know.

Ok, I hope you guys all doing well!

Beheading of an Innocent Man

 in the weewizzle hours by 0

Bush’s response to the beheading of Paul Marshall Johnson Jr.:

“And it should remind us that we must pursue these people and bring them to justice before they hurt other Americans,” the president said. “See, they’re trying to intimidate America. They’re trying to shake our will. They’re trying to get us to retreat from the world. America will not retreat. America will not be intimidated by these kinds of extremist thugs. May God bless Paul Johnson.”

“May God bless [fill name here].” Does that phrase have meaning to our society anymore? It is a common template used @ the end of overly dramatic and mostly useless speeches, as well as used and abused when remembering the dead. We could spend days and days God blessing everyone who dies, but does that solve our inherent problem? Does anyone of these men & women turn around and ask, “hey, you know, we say that phrase a lot for all these dying people. Can we do something to stop all these deaths”? Of course they don’t! Why ask unnecessary questions when you can scrub the dirt under the carpet with a simple phrase that has the word God in it? I’m sorry if this sounds a little harsh, but it is the truth as I see it.

View All Photos ›

Personality Type: The Chump

 early in the evening, before sex by 16

The Chump…aka suckas.

Now all of us guys have pulled chump maneuvers when trying to pursue a lady…I’ll admit I have. What separates a normal guy from a chump is that we might do these stupid things because girls mesmerize us into their grasp…but it is us who know when to cut our losses before we get completely played that keeps us from falling into this downward spiral of chumpness. For example, chump maneuvers could be the constant calling, paying for everything, or agreeing with everything she says. The typical chump exemplifies the listed examples and more…but magnified to the 10th degree. The chump is basically trying to mold themselves into the ideal man for the girl that he wants to have sex with knowing that he’s not being true to himself but trying to get girls to like him. The chump is someone that stays around even though he knows he’s never going to get laid from the girl but hopes that maybe one of these days (within 20 years) she’ll see him in a different light and they’ll fall in love or they’ll get really drunk one night and have meaningless sex. The chump is someone who says that they are “just friends” when he secretly has the agenda that he wants to hit that…and the girl knows it but just keeps on using him for free meals, attention, and car rides.

View All Photos ›

Personality Type: The Jetta Driver

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 15

Aaah, The Jetta. I think the cars are synonymous with the words, “I want one of those” in the female and homosexual communities. Don’t get me wrong now, I love & respect both communities, but let’s not kid ourselves, the Jetta is not a car for the normal guy. That is, if the normal guy is not a chump.

This is not a Personality Type on the Chump (I’ll try to get Jackson to do a Personality Type on the Chump), but one on the drivers of Jettas.

The Jetta is a classic car for your typical chump on the prowl for women (that is, women who are in high school or early years of college). Why? Very simple. Because you have something they want. It’s the same with other wonders of the world…money, large house, cute puppy, large penis, etc etc. You have something. They want a piece! The closest thing to owning a Jetta is being close to someone who has one. The chump gets what he wants. The woman gets her desires fulfilled. Very simple concept, indeed.

View All Photos ›

Oh, The Inhumanity!

 in the weewizzle hours by 7

I couldn’t handle the beating by the beginning of the 4th. It got so painful that I switched channels & listened to Mr. Chandra Muzaffar speak for 30 mins on Globalization (Don’t question my L.L.-Laker Loyalty, alright. It was for health reasons).

In all my life, I have never seen Phil Jackson so helpless. That tells you right there, people, Phil is used to Michael Jordan coming to rescue and making his coach look good.

I’ll analyze the game once the pain wears off a little. The last thing I want to think about is why we were down by 26!

Now you may commence the verbal beatings (i.e. “I told you so,” “I knew the Lakers sucked,” etc, etc)

Beastie Boys ROCK!!

 early in the evening, before sex by 4

Ok .. so I’ve finally got a chance to post something worth while. I watched the most AWESOMEST Beastie Boys concert of the year (well until they go on tour again this year). Granted seeing them last year front stage center was waaaay better than this year, sitting in the back of the Shoreline Amphitheater was still awesome. Dude … I have bruises all over my knees cause I was dancin so hard!!!

If you EVER get a chance to see them live, its well worth it. It sucked cause the Strokes were on after the BBoys and it was so anti-climatic. Seriously, everyone left after the BBoys played.

I know you may think they are super old … but man … they are one of the true pioneers of hip hop/rap today. Coming from the BIGGEST BEASTIES BOYS fan ever … by their new album. It fuckin Rocks!!! Mix Master Mike is tight too!!!

Sigh. I still feel like I’m in a dream.

Ch-Check it out!!!!!

http://beastieboys.com/

D-Day in D-Town!

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 10

The Lakers are on the Edge.

They have a gun to their head w/ the trigger being pulled by some junky Piston who hasn’t heard of the art of shaving after he gets out of bed (Rasheed Wallace).

The Lakers will be ready. Why this game and not the others? Simply because this is potentially the last game of their season & because they have made, quite possibly, every mistake they could make up until now.
They’ve…
- neglected Shaq countless times in all the games - Contributed to losses
- played defense like a bunch of 5th graders learning to play D for the first time - Contributed to losses
- forgot to play defense all together, at times - Contributed to losses
- depended on Kobe too much for his shooting rather than his passing - Contributed to losses
- kept Payton out of the game - Contributed to losses
- not gone inside the paint like they can in order to create fouls & get some points from the line - Contributed to losses

Let’s face it. If D-Town wins the Finals, it will be a major loss for the NBA.

View All Photos ›
« First...2345678