The Kind Boston Police
Some pretty photos from last week’s DNC.
Monthly Archives: July 2004
New Showgirls V.I.P. Edition DVD
Yes, boys & girls, it’s all true! If you missed out on the first Showgirls DVD release, you can grab the V.I.P. Edition!
Your Sinful Contents include:
-DVD Loaded with special features
-Set of Showgirls shot glasses – Good for those lonely nights.
-“Pin the pasties on the showgirl” game, with poster, pasties and blindfold
-Deck of Showgirls playing cards
-6 Photo cards with party games
-“The greatest movie ever made” a commentary by David Schmader, with video commentary on the strip-club dance scene
-LapDance Tutorial – Good for all you newbies
-“A Showgirl diary”
-Trivia Track
-Original theratrical trailer
World Coming To An End!
All hell is breaking loose. Ashlee’s album is number #1 on Billboard’s Top 200. I don’t agree w/ her cheap tactics in clawing her way to the top. Have pity on America’s entertainment future, Asslee. Be a one-hit-wonder!
Paris is trying to sleep w/ every Carter male (or female depending on mood & sobriety). Paris, Jackson & I are older than you & won’t give you acne! Email us.
Anonova writes, “Paris Hilton has left a permanent impression on her popstar ex-boyfriend Nick Carter…. a tattoo of her name on his wrist.
Paris and Backstreet Boy Nick got tattoos together three weeks before their July 22 break-up, People magazine reports.
Carter wouldn’t say what Hilton had tattooed, but the popstar says he’s harbouring no regrets about the untimely ink: “No (I don’t regret it) because I love her. She’ll have a place in my heart, always.””
I’m sure he regrets it.
Crush-Less Week?
Melissa, were you too busy to have a crush this week or are you having trouble deciding? Give us some choices & we may be able to help.
Well, the week isn’t over yet, so we remain anxious…
I’m sick & at home all day laying on my damn couch. Doctor said, “you need some rest, son. Have people cater to you for the next week.” What the hell?! It’s not like I exert a tremendous amount of energy sitting on my ass all day @ work.
For all who have ever pissed someone off in your office
Crush of the week #3
So who is my crush of the week? This week I decided to feature a man that truly epitomizes HOTNESS. He couldn’t possibly be a crush of the week for Crushes come and go. No my fellow readers this man is on my list of the 5 hottest guys in the whole world. He is a memeber of the elite class of men that tantalize me everyday of my exsistance. Perhaps one day you may find out all 5 … but for now I give you the object of my affection for the last 20 years of my life.
The first time I set my eyes on him was in 1987 on a very famous 80’s hit show.
Affirmative Action
NOOOOOOO!…i don’t believe
Lame Ducks #3
I’m getting real tired of looking at Bush’s face on a woman’s body, so I’m forced to put out my list of links.
Real Networks hacks the iPod & iTunes (finally). Let the litigation begin! [WSJ]
Halle Berry’s ‘Catwoman’ has earned around $18.5mil as of July, 26th. Certain unlucky parties shelled out around $135 to produce and market the movie. Halle, if you need a shoulder to cry on, please email me. My shoulder & other body parts are at your service. ok-ok, I’m sorry. The joke was calling me out! [Box Office Mojo]
Why do the Chinese people die when they’re around 110? It’s that bastard oolong tea, damn it! [WebMD]
Are you one of those people who don’t want to die from a severe stroke? ‘Eat fish,’ says the exciting Stroke Journal! [Stroke]
This one is for all you people doing the carb diet. You could be counting your carbs incorrectly (like anyone cares…). [WSJ]
The White Trash Trend
Just like the crotch grabbing trend that’s catching on with Uma Thurman, Britney & soon to-be other crotch grabbers, the rich & famous are now showing an affinity toward the white trash of our scandalous society.