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crap...put the wrong name. Ack

None of the links are working for me.....

Haven't used it in a while, but last time I checked it worked. You just always have to calibrate it, which is kind of a pain. Its like this, when you remember that you even have a breathalizer everyone is too drunk to calibrate!

Hey when is your birthday?

Yes. I was thinking the same thing. I tried so hard not to fall into the media gossip and what not. Your Tolstoy and Tagores were not written in vain my friend. I read them. And they were awesome pieces. Its the audience man. 10-15 years olds that have been hittin us up only care about Ashlee Simpson. We should try to widen our fan base to at least 18-20 year olds. I'm not exactly sure how to do it though.

while we're on the topic of complete drunkeness, does your breathalizer still work?

All that hard work typing my tolstoys & tagores! Those bastards!

My upcoming Beyonce post will shine, god damn it. Even though it's gonna be on Beyonce's Grizzly Bear Bodyguard, I will capture the hungry Beyonce crowd. haha

ok, we're sad.

You said it. I didn't. I was thinking a steak dinner, but your skinny ass against my 50 pound ass, I'm sure to win the drunk fest. =)

I suppose its only fitting that Fas is #1, #6, #7, #9, and #10.

Does this have to do w/ getting wasted?

i'm at #2, #4, and #5...i'm rad.

So when are you coming out man? I think we should have some kind of bet on who goes up or down on the ratings next week. Then when you can come out to the west we can settle the score. Whaddya say?

It could be an ugly dog & I bet 1000s of guys would still search for it...

Damn I've sealed spot #3 and #8. I'm good. If its all about ratings and popularity you just wait for my next CRUSH. Its gonna be a good one. I'd like my audience to move to the 15-30 age rage, but hey ... I'll take what I can get.

alright, that's it....i think i need to do reviews on porn or something... who's in this month's issue of playboy?