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As you can see Paris is lookin’ mighty sexy, but the hobo next to her pretty much ruins the Kodak moment. I don’t know who this guy is, but I’ve heard that he’s a boy toy of both the Hilton sisters. Possibly really rich? Or even gay? Whatever he is, the chump alert sounds when I look at this guy. If you look closely he’s wearing the same stereo necklace as Paris. If he’s going to such measures, does he want both the sisters together in bed at the same time or just Paris? I’m confused. If you think about it, if you’re getting Paris Hilton on the rebound (after Nicky Boy was recently thrown back to the street), would you stoop so low as to wear the same jewelry as her? You guys decide. That’s besides the point though. What the hell is Paris trying to prove by being seen with this guy?—that she can do worse than Britney?

Think again, Paris…

Which planet are these two living in?!? Tennesse? Ghettos of Mississippi?

I don’t even know if I should comment on Britney’s hick sex-toy, but I’ll take a couple shots for fun. Now, just look at the poor kid: The boy has not heard of shoelaces b/c I have yet to see him wear laces on any of his 3000 pairs of shoes that Britney buys him every time they step out of their love-pad. Worst of all, he thinks he’s still in high school. His entire wardrobe consists of a section for Yankees hats/solid-colored headgear, funky/gangsta shirts, and pants 3x the size of his own waste. What the fuck, man? High school ended long ago. Get your act together, brodda.

I can just see the NY Post cover now…”Britney Abused By White Trash Fiancee. See the photos, inside!”

Who’s next to fall victim to this budding White Trash Trend?!