Hiromi Oshima - Before Playboy

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Part time correspondant Varian Gray has made us privy to his plethora of knowledge in regards to Playboy Centerfold Hiromi Oshima. Read his previous comments from this post.

I’d like to say that he has been gracious enough to tell us about how he’d previously been in a serious relationship with Hiromi and how she “left him because of fame and fortune with Playboy.” That’s some fucked up shit, I tell you! Varian was also gracious enough to tell us that her amazing breasts are indeed real….YES!!! However, that sweet girl from Tokyo that he met years ago is no more. Varian, it’s some fucked up shit what she did to you…we could rip on her under the generalization of girls who leave guys for the BBD (Bigger Better Deal) but we’ll leave that to you if you wanna vent out how much of a pain in the ass she is/was.

This is in no way a site dedicated to her hotness. But indeed it is a post that allows you readers a chance to see what she looked like before Playboy snatched her away from Varian.

…as Varian mentioned in an earlier post of his, check out one of his favorite movies, “Different Strokes 15: Bad Ass Bikini Babes”. Go to your nearest Castle Megastore and find a copy today!

holla!

[Update]: Please make sure to check out the next post in our series on Hiromi Oshima.

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  • Moe

    Yes yes.

    Steve compare chinese & the rest of world w/ this ratio:

    the gold medals won
    ————————-
    total medals won

    ratio was damn high for the chinese.

    look:
    GOLD TOTAL
    USA 35 103 34%
    RUS 27 92 29%
    CHN 32 63 51% The Chinos were dominant. Steve, comments?
    AUS 17 49 35%
    GER 14 48 29%
    JPN 16 37 43%
    FRA 11 33 33%
    ITA 10 32 31%
    KOR 9 30 30%
    GBR 9 30 30%

    If it wasn’t for Phelps winning 15 medals, it would have been a different story.

  • steve

    Australia was dominant as was russia! look at medals to population ratio. How can china be dominant when they won disproportionately fewer medals than their % of world population? Dude, don’t try to argue with a jew like me; we’re too smart. I have to go now; I need to run the media and the world financail system from my subterranean lair.
    Shalom

  • Moe

    haha. Hilarious.

    you do have a point there. The only reason the Chinese won any medals is because of the law of probability. Hey, if you give birth to 1.2 billion people, some of those people have to be gold-metal caliber athletes, right? Right. So in effect, we should be proud of the countries w/ the smallest populations who raked in many gold medals. In the shadows of China, US is considered a small village, so if you look at it this way, the US, RUS, etc have extremely gifted athletes.

  • steve

    What I want is for Mr. Varian Gray(whoever he is) to give us a detailed description of what it was like to slide his mushroom headed warrior into Hiromi-chan’s quivvering mound of love pudding. I’ve been told that she likes to be taken from behind; but I have no hard, concrete evidence other than my own eyewitness account of her engaging in “coitus oh so publicus.”

  • Moe

    haha.

    Varian is a porn star, alright. Sex has probably become a little monotonous for the poor guy

    For some odd reason, the has been a no-show these past couple weeks. I’ll email him to see what’s up.

  • Your old buddy here :) Your old buddy here :) Your old bud

    Or how do we know who’s foreskin is he in to? Maybe we need to wait and see what Steve has to say?

  • Moe

    Why would you want to hack into a lame site which gets less than 10 visits a day? Come on, now. We are a lame blog with useless content which revolves around some fobby asian chick

  • Moe

    I don’t think Steveo is coming back here anymore…his fanbase has died down a little

    yet another visitor we lost!

  • Your old buddy here :)

    I know Steve, He should be working at Disney or something. He looks like a mascot too. sorry ass dude who own money to everybody.

  • Your old buddy here :)

    I guess hackers don’t care about money… They want to see shit happen. That’;s how they shoot their rocks off.

  • Your old buddy here :)

    This is nice what you have going on… Feel like a family. You know him, I know that and we all can blow da same flute. Moe? did you and Steve you know… ?

  • Samantha

    Ok, just for clarification, I’m not this Sam character who seems to be writing all these posts under different names. I am bored with the hiromi business, but I wouldn’t resort to talking about Moe’s foreskin. wtf?

  • Your old buddy here :)

    Cool, Yeah… what’s up Moe??? Tell us all how you and Sam do it? Hiromi pictures and video seem to be safe and tandy at Playboy and that’s that. Now let’s open a new book and we are all ears to know how you and Steve met? Are you bottom or top? I’m bottom.

  • Your old buddy here :)

    Sam is botto too… So that makes you the top.

    For everybody who does not know what that means: Top one deliver’s and bottom gets it all.

  • Your old buddy here :)

    Hey Moe
    Come outta foreskin … Where did you go?

  • Your old buddy here :)

    Samantha
    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Do you like boys too?

  • Moe

    I don’t know, but is this some odd way of earning browny points in hiromi’s little eyes, while you annoy us? Show hiromi all your hard work and maybe she’ll sleep with you… I’m kidding! Dude, It’s not me who wants the hiromi shit, alright. Why don’t you email Steve and bark at him rather than cluttering the site.

    You can’t possibly hate Steve that much? There has to be more to the root of all this annoying anger?

  • yeaa

    Is Hiromi doing anything new? Most of the stuff on her is from 2004, maybe 2006.
    I was reading some past comments, it said she had bad management…

  • Bereft

    I’d say anything Hiromi wants, Hiromi gets. What she doesn’t want gets kicked to the curb. that is life - she is an extremely hot Asian female. Varian Gray is only too lucky to have spent as much time with her as he did. But it’s over now. Whether she prefers black guys doesn’t mean shit to me - she’s a free spirit. Maybe the change in her eyes was dollar signs, maybe it was growing up, maybe it was residual drugs - but the change was needed. Her career - no - her life demands so much more.

  • Varian Gray

    replying to the comment 2 up… (from yeaa):

    i suspected her new “management” sucked. i knew this over 4 years ago. looks like time has told the story. she’s done very little in the entertainment biz since her Playmate Centerfold spread in June 2004.

    in less than a year, i’ve had more success in the adult biz with my current wife, Sandy Sweet, than Hiromi has had in 5 years.

    maybe something big will happen for her soon. i know she has what it takes. i hope she’s happy, anyways.

  • Chrystelle

    Varian, it’s disgusting how you use women and exploit them for money. You refer to Sandy as your current wife, which sounds like your planning to dump her when she’s not bringing in the big bucks for you.

  • Hiromi Admirer

    Hmm Varian is not anymore disguisting than Hefner is. Atleast he is in the same half century as Hiromi..

    From reading Varian’s side and Hiromi’s side of how she got involved with playboy. Was painting the picture that both had interest in it for their own reasons. Varian says he wanted to help her. My personal feeling is who wants their GF in playboy? If you were successful enough why would she want to go that route if she was truely in love. The thought is she wanted to make it on her own really doesnt fly well with me. Any normal biz ok, but you are talking naked world wide photos with a limited shelf life before the fountain of youth runs out.

    No one knows but Varian and Hiromi how/why it went down like it did. I tink Varian enjoyed the ride (literly) and saw an opportunity to make a few bucks and hoped to continue the ride. I think Hiromi talked to some people and realized she could make more money if she cut Varian out. And she I guess remembered the home porno’s they made and thought it would ruin her future career. All I can say is the porno’s only helped Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton. Anyway.. My only sad part is really 2 parts.. But its the drugs.. First Varian offered it to her and second she took them. Who knows what might have happened if she had stayed clean. Would she be the hot japanese girl we all drool over in playboy or would she be still Varian.. Before Varian I dont think she had the assertiveness to go that route. I think he brought a bit of her wild side out. I dono.

    We all would want to believe Hiromi was this innocent japanese girl that Varian took advantage of, and maybe some of that is true. But 5 years later she has reaped the benefits of that encounter with him. And continues to promote herself. I honestly hoped they would have made contact to put all the past behind them. Hard to explain but my past experiences I wanted closure/reconcile, not just byebye. That is not much closure for a real relationship. Hmm sorry..

  • Freep

    boobs

  • FallenRawToast

    Indeed BOOBS

    i was led to this page by a fake headline link done by nookies, still BOOBS