Liz Hurley Likes Indian Curry!

Liz Hurley has apparently made a great career move—left the white man’s McDonald’s & crossed the street to the Taj Mahal Restaurant! It’s a great decision as we invented the true art of proper sex in the Kamasutra (the other dominant type is crazy, western sex, which is more like two animals poking each other in obscure places) & not to mention, hundreds of millions of Indians stay up in the wee hours of the night to provide the world with technical support when it comes to resolving computer issues. We are here to stay, world. Welcome us with open arms and embrace us.

Just because this bit has to do w/ India, I’ll make a note of it here so all hot women, all around the world will start to respect the Indian Male. I hope you are listening, all hot you women of all races & creed! Forget about the Chinese, Japanese, Filipinos, Koreans & Vietnamese (only those Vietnamese who can’t speak the God-awful Vietnamese language, of course). It’s all about the spice, my babies. All about the Indian spice!

First for a photo b/c it’s the best proof I can produce…

Liz Hurley is still by far one of the sexiest & hottest women in the entertainment industry today. She has style, elegance & a presence that commands respect (at least from me). Even though she makes horrible movies, she’s forever on my A-list.

As for this Arun Nayar character—he is a pimp, of course. That’s all.

Oh yeah, read the article for the full juice.