News of the World (world renowned for its reporting of news even before the people involved even know about it) reports of Volume 2 in a series of videos where Paris Hilton has sex with various famous personalities around the world. The latest being popstar, Nicky Carter.
The countdown has officially begun for little boys, horny men of all ages, teenage girls & of course, the entertainment industry as a whole. The long awaited sequel to Paris Hilton’s sex video with Rick Solomon is set to debut on computers screens in your very own home! God, I get chills just thinking about it!
This time (sorry girls & gay males), the male star banging Paris will not be built up like Fabio. Expect to see a body similar to Will Ferrell’s sexy bod that he unabashedly shows off in various intimate Anchorman scenes. Let’s admit it, when God created Nick Carter, he gifted him with not necessary a great voice, but a voice that could be proven lucrative. And, unfortunately for Nick, God’s gift-giving stopped there.
Yes, kids. Nick Carter’s official proof to the world that he actually got a return on his investment when he dropped millions on Paris over the course of 2004 is rumored to have been stolen by some very shrewd thieves in a recent raid of the Hilton sisters’ love pad in L.A. Ananova and various other ‘stirrers’ report, that “Stills and video clips of her with former lover, ex-Backstreet Boy star Nick Carter” were taken! Of course, these stills and video clips (stored in a laptop that was a stolen) could be of the two ex-lovebirds shopping or clubbing in exotic locations around the world, but just for gossip sake, let’s set aside the facts (or lack there of) and assume the stills and video clips are from a night filled with extremely kinky & drunken sex! I know-I know, I’m going to hell.
Side note: I personally think that these so-called ‘thieves’ are more acquaintances of the sisters than real, thuggish thieves. No fucking thief wants bloody photos & videos on a laptop, ok. Actually, if you think about it, videos are transferable into the cold-hard cash if you can get them into the right hands. That’s why I’m led to believe that these so-called thieves are either (money-hungry) friends or crazy paparazzi/career-motivated reporters.
More to come! Possibly Fred Durst? God damn it, Paris, Fred is yesterday’s news! Plus, you might catch an STD assuming Fred’s STDs are stronger than Paris’ STDs.. Ok, this is going no where…
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ha ha ha what this ? i don't love . paris she is stopid and nick monky
fine is it
Ya, i think you might be right about your boss
Its cool, the only reason I got caught is because I stupidly left it on your site when I went to the bathroom. My big boss came looking for me and saw it on my computer. He must have had some experience with sexual harassment or something because he is always warning us about telling dirty jokes and such. But he's fine about it outside of work. Pics of Jessica Alba is nothing compared to the pic of Hirmoi Oshima. Looking at porn at work is a terminable offense.
haha...i don't think gav comes here from work anymore. After a super close call like that, I would stop going on the net
I just had to use that Paris pic pasted onto a $5000 apple monitor image I grabbed from the company site. it was calling me out, god damn it!
my apologies, gav
I think Gav is going to get in trouble again at work when he opens the page and that pic is the first thing on the screen.