Top 10, Kiddos… | MoeJackson

Obviously, Playboy is strong. Very strong. Well, with the help of Miu’s Socialite’s Life blog occasionally linking to us, many people were forced into reading a useless post on Paris tossing her lovetoy Nick Carter.

I’m just glad about one thing…the fact that Asslee Simpson is not #1. I feel as if Asslee fever has died down considerably (thank God) and the lame music scene is awaiting the next princess. Let’s hope she’s hotter than Asslee b/c we already know the voice has nothing to do w/ earning millions & selling thousands of records. Anyway, view the top 10 & enjoy the reads if you haven’t already…

1. Paris Tosses Nick (Boy #53)
2. Current Issue of Playboy
3. Ratings - Ashlee “Gypsy” Simpson
4. That boy is MINE!!!
5. Never Mess Wit Tha Bhetdamese!!!
6. The Ashlee Simpson Show…
7. K.O.B.E.’s dirty panty wearing accuser
8. Bloody Nick Carter
9. The Ashlee Monster Attacks!
10. Laugh or Be Afraid?

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Jackson

the k.o.b.e. will not lose...the prosecutors are fucked and the whore shouldn't have said a word...she should've just kept it to herself and bragged to her friends that kobe did from the back.

but no...the whore has to go open her mouth, the DA presses charges and now she's going to be synonymous with the bitch that Mike Tyson supposedly raped.... damn stupid sluts!

Vanessa will not divorce him...unless it's for another baller that has a bigger contract then Kobe...

....I believe in Michael too...he's innocent... shit, he frickin did Thriller...he can do no wrong!

Moe

Her's has been up longer, so no worries

I'm more following the Michael Jackson case than Kobe's...they're both getting interesting though. I would put money on Kobe losing...& then a divorce to follow within 5 months.

Michael's fighting against some tough odds, but I see him winning for some reason. That bastard has been framed, god damn it! That kid with cancer wants the Pity Settlement (oops, I mean, the kidâ€™s parents want the Pity Settlement Money)