Lame Ducks, No. 8
Get ready for Indian musicians to be invading the US hip-hop scene. It’s being done in Europe & now, it’s America’s turn, baby. [Times of India]
A classic interview that never happened. Andy Rooney (60 Minutes) for some fucked up reason was going to interview Ali Gi (that English limo driver from that Madonna video), but of course, things did not work out and Ali Gi was kicked out of the studio while asking Rooney, �Is it cause I is black?� Dude. We need to admit Letterman to into some oldyhome & give Ali G his own bloody show! [Mega Star]
Ladies, listen up! ‘The new message is a simple one: drinking makes you ugly.” [ANORAK]
With all the celebrity crotch grabbing, phreaking on the dance floors, drug use, is it easier to get some phuntaaay these days?! Here’s the full report! [Ask Men]
Jessica Alba comments on her new movie, Sin City: “I have these great cowboy boots, jeans, T-shirt and big bosoms.” Jessica, it’s a bad strategy to show too much body too early in your career. It’s comparable to pre-ejaculation, so hold it in, sistah! You will go far. [Access Hollywood]
Jax, why in the world do they want to rename Seattle’s Chinatown?! [WSJ]
Market News! I know most of you people who read this shit don’t really care, but the price of crude oil is at record levels and it’s gonna get worse. Why, you ask? Well, simple supply & demands, my friends. It’s been uncovered that along w/ the US trying to fill up its 700Million barrel national reserve, Japan already has a reserve being filled as I type, China just bloody started one & future leader of the world, India, has one in the planning stages (don’t expect this one to be functional anytime in the next 40 years). It is because of this & because of our raging debt (yes, yours & mine) that this country will once again dip into one of the worst recessions in recent history! Protect your assets and save your dough!
Alan Abelson’s latest installment. This week it’s on China. [Barrons]