Ashlee’s Theory: Sympathy Sells!

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Everyone knows Daddy Simpson whores his daughters to the American entertainment industry, but little do we know of the games he has taught them to play in the process. Obviously, the sympathy dollar goes a long-long way, my friends. [Side note: Yes, I know. That baby is so ugly that it's cute.]


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Jackson
Jackson

Her nose is looks like 1/4 the total size of the baby's head....that's huge!

...poor baby is gonna be traumatized when older.