Ivana Trump To Host MILF Show!

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I-don’t-vana
Yes, following in the footsteps of her ex-husband turned manwhore, Donald Trump, Ivana Trump is set to create a new reality TV show of her own. “Ivana Man” will be its name. Although, I thought FOX was a little more creative than “Ivana Man.” It has a ring to it, but when you think about the model turned 55-year old drag queen, your stomach gets queasy & your mind fills with the desire to vomit. Here are some wise words from Ivana:

“I cannot be with an older man. They’re too set in their ways. … I prefer to be a baby-sitter than a nursemaid.”

um…ok. A little weird, but weird is good. Especially for reality TV.
Come to think of it, MILFs are plentiful in major metropolitan cities, but I figure these women have to offer other amenities apart from sex in order to successfully reel in some young fish. I’m talkin’ free use of their Netjets flying time, trips to exotic locations, possibly access to their 20-something daughters (where applicable).
Two questions remain:

(1) Will this show only be watched by depressed older women & young, gay men?

(2) And why is I-don�t-vana’s last name still Trump? Is it b/c she robbed him of millions?

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steve
steve

Cozy's can't stall due to the canard pusher design. Secondly, the range is 1500nm. I've flown from Boundary Bay airport in Delta, BC(20km south of Vancouver) to Van Nuys, California nonstop!! a really nice website documenting construction is Brian Deford's site www.deford.com/cozy

Remember that the ideal bowel movement be the same consistency as Camembert cheese at room temperature. A stool should slide from your anus like soft serve being dispensed from the machines at Dairy Queen.

www.piaggioaero.com for info on the awesome avati(we run ours on a blend of JET-A kerosene and biodiesel)

Try to get me a hardcore photo of Hiromi and Varian for the video website. this guy is a fellon porn actor and he's a prude about some cool pix. Pshaw. Is VG still making wood and laying pipe in the San Fernando Valley? Some of my friends say he hasn't worked for a while and none have used him.

Moe
Moe

Steve, those Cozys don't look cozy at all, my friend. More close a cozy coffin than anything else. Plus why waste time learning to fly a death trap when you can be flown w/ a couple friends in a Cessna. I'm sure if I ever got my ass in one of those Cozys, my mind might change, but Netjets/sentient and the like have excellent response time (something around 4hrs), service and do transatlantic trips. In the cozy, I'd be lucky if it can get my ass to the bahamas from the FL coast.

Plus, the rich & successful MILFs can afford the 20k it will take for cross country escapes.

steve
steve

netjets? dude that's so totally not the way to go. I've got a homebuilt Cozy www.cozyaircraft.com that took 2276 hours to build. Awesome aircraft maxes at 318kph! burns only 21 liters of 100 octane low-lead avgas per hour(lycoming 0-360 power). My dad flies the even sexier Piaggio P.180 Avanti twin turboprop(two Pratt Canada Pt6-66s) US registration N180BP. For half the price of an 80 hour share of a Hawker Horizon you can own an Avanti outright! Avantis are way better than turbofans; try to land your Netjets/Birkshire Hathaway Hawker on an 800m ice patch in the Yukon.

I think that Andre Leon Talley, Karl Lagerfeld and Isaac Mizrahi are the only men on earth who rival Ivana.