Edward Furlong: Lobsters Have Feelings, Too!

Ed Furlong
The somewhat famous/somewhat MIA actor in the flicks, American History X & the Terminator series was caught red handed—not with 17 grams of weed & prescription drugs, but caught freeing cute, little lobsters from a grocery store tank in Kentucky. Uhh…yes, if you’re wondering, he was drunk & he’s also a member of that ‘other’ terrorist group named, PETA.

Eddy, let’s get w/ the program. If you want to make some noise, why not LA or NYC?! The following excerpt doesn’t help to answer any questions:

Mr. Furlong and his friends would not stop taking the lobsters out of the tank, McDermond said. But the officer isn’t sure the actor’s goal was to free the crustaceans. He seemed to be playing with them more, said police Lt. John McDermond said.

What’s his punishment for this awkwardly kind act of heroism, you ask?

Furlong was taken to the Boone County jail, where he spent 45 minutes in custody. He had to promise to commit no further offenses in Kentucky before being released and must pay a $171.50 fine or appear in court Oct. 1.

Courtesy Big News Network

I can’t blame Eddy for this. I’ve thought about pulling such a stunt too, but I always knew that the Lobsters wouldn’t be able to get too far walking on grocery store tile. If you have photos of this, please email me!


9 comments
Destroyer

Oh boy this time it would be great to have pictures of this happening. Edward Furlong was a good actor, but after too many partys his brain got a little shacked, and sturbed. So the T2 "hot" fat young star is no longer of any use, well except the dumb ass might go and try to free some innocent lobtsers!

Little Eddy the future is already set for you... You will become a big, stupid asshole.

none of ur business

so what he was just tryin to save those lobsters! yeah he was drunk and all ao we cant be sure but still! im a vegetarian too but im not THAT crazy, not that he his but he was drunk sooooo...............

lee

don't dis edward, he's a drunk werido, what do u expect, he's an actor in hollywood, there all mad!!!!

Nikki
Nikki

what a dumbass!

anton

This is true...Kobe cheated on his hot wife, and Jason Kidd beat his. And have you heard Shaq try to spell words? You can't be any more stupid than a basketball player.

Moe
Moe

Dude, he's just an actor. Don't expect too much. Actors are just a little smarter than Basketball players---not by much, though.

anton

Wow...what an idiot! In his drunken stupor, did he happen to forget that a lobster's natural habitat is underwater? I mean, even if they were able to pull off a "Chicken Run-esque" escape from the grocery store aquarium, where could the possibly go in Kentucky?

And if you were a lobster, which method of death would you prefer: asphyxiation at the end of aisle 3 after a heroic, yet futile attempt to go back into the wild OR a noble death sacrificing your succulent goodness to satisfy the appetites of Kentucky noblemen? At least by being eaten, you were useful to someone.

dayved

peta...

all these vegetarians and vegans are eventually going to evolve into a whole other species of human. they don't be receiving the same hormones and nutrients from the juicy goodness of red meat, which is slowly changing our DNA. my great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand children will eat their great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand children.

those poor futuristic herbivores won't stand a chance against my vegan-blood thirsty offspring.

miSs
miSs

Sigh. What happened to him? Man and to think I used to think he was Hot. How sad. Well ... he's still kinda hot.