Finally: Paris Hilton Gets Egged

As much I hate to turn this site into a Paris news feed, I had to point this one out for kicks. This happened on the 13th, so it’s kinda old….

Anyway, it was bound to happen, a’right. I was actually planning my own heist if she ever bothered to swing through the south. Well, 2 brave guys (98% chance they were frat boys from UCLA) grew the balls to actually egg Paris while she jabbed off overly obvious tips on how to whore yourself to rich men & the media. World Entertainment News Network reports on the action that went down @ West Hollywood’s Book Soup store for yuppies & the like:

Paris was very shaken and could not believe it when the crowd started chanting and hurling abuse.

All of a sudden two guys threw eggs at her head but they missed and cracked on her shoulder.

Paris had to be shielded by eight bodyguards and was really upset.

Props to Teen Hollywood
& of course, those two punks!

Hold up! It seriously took eight fucking bodyguards to cover up an 80lb stick of a heiress?! Were these bodyguards, by chance, midget bodyguards?

Irregardless, I want to see some bloody photos as proof!


6 comments
sam hatton
sam hatton

i egged some bastered called james gilsenan with over 1500 egges and 2 pots of cream and pissed on his car. He owes me over £1000 and ive sent the bill

Cynthia
Cynthia

Thank God for Jess! Whew! For a minute there I thought I was the only one left in the world who had a brain that was actually working! My sentiments exactly! There are intelligent, talented REAL writers out there who can not get published, but this trash is filling the bookshelves. This bitch is so damn dumb it is not even funny, and she is on the Bestseller's List. God help us all!

Moe
Moe

bitch on bitch on!

Dude, check out Paris' first chapter in her book, "How to be a Heiress." I'll list the first three rules and tell me this wasn't written by a 15 year old and edited by some guy being fed weed up his ass.

Rule#1: Be born into the right family. Choose your chromosomes wisely.

[I bet there was a 13 year old out there who contemplated committed suicide after reading that first rule]

Rule#2: Create a tradition, very early in your life, of throwing great birthday parties

Rule#3: Figure out how to be tall and lanky & never gain weight.

SERIOUSLY!!!!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/parisbook3.html

jess
jess

Too bad the guys weren't throwing rocks instead of eggs!!! Paris Hilton is a disgusting piece of white trash with only family fortune to back her conquests!!! And I take it as a dire sign that this country's going to hell when her book is on the best sellers list. What interesting, intelligent, or worthy information can she really provide all of us peons???

I am so thoroughly disgusted with her, the media and most of all, reality bullshit!!! Thank you for allowing the space for me to bitch a little :)

Moe
Moe

This is a false rumor too. There was just plenty of verbal abuse.

The Egg Option is still out there, peoples! All that's gonna happen is possibly a fine or minor jail sentence!

I'll paypal money for eggs.

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