(For you newbies, PhC = Paris Hilton Consulting)
In her best selling book (thank god for those Editors!), Paris gives some more inside pointers on how to take advantage of situations using your beauty and money. This is a follow up to a previous entry in which she gives advice to Ellen DeGeneres. First, we will indulge in somewhat of a hypocritical statement:
I take my dog Tinkerwell seriously. I take my work seriously. But I don’t take myself all that seriously. Never be too easy. If you’re too easy, a guy knows he has you.
No comment on this one.
Next we follow up with another excerpt from this historic book:
It doesn’t hurt to act rich as well as hot. I’ve found it to be a fairly unbeatable combination. Who’s a guy going to go for, a girl who’s gorgeous or a girl who’s gorgeous and rich?
Quotes taken from Irish Examiner
God have mercy on our society & all those innocent, teenage girls who will save up their allowance to purchase this work of art.
jeez she looks old there like an old prostitute
At least you won't be getting any STD's from the cactus (or the buzzard or scorpions either!)
more like train wreck hot
none of the above.
i'd rather hump a cactus.
... with a buzzard nibbling at my ass... scorpions on each nipple...
that, my firends, is hot.
she's scandalously hot...as fake as that hair might be, i still wouldn't mind looking at what's underneath that skirt...even though i've seen the home video way too many times.
Is she scandalously hot or simply a genius?