Jessica, tsk tsk. I never understood how people could listen to her sing, but I guess if you put her on mute, it’s not all that bad, right? Well, some people also had her on mute and managed to notice her deformed boobs. Jessie, tell your dad not to eat up all the money you pull in. That bastard could’ve at least gotten you a decent surgeon to do your boobs, right?
You don’t have to look too carefully to notice that Jessica’s boobs are pretty f’d-up, to say the least. The left appears to have fallen victim to gravity when you compare it to its much rounder neighbor to the right. Seriously, did she temporarily go blind when her doc asked her, “So how do those look, Jessie?”
I love when some stranger looks at a photo and decides what has and hasn't been done. The girl had large breasts to begin with, lost a ton of weight, and now has smaller breasts that are in a dress which obviously has padding to push them up. I am a woman with similar proportions NATURAL BREASTS and can tell you that my boobs usually look fake in clothing as well. When you put on a dress with certain types of padding or undergarments, your boobs look unnatural. Especially if you have a little bit of sag but lots of natural tissue and skin. You so-called experts are a joke. You don't know what you are talking about and your assumptions make you look like an idiot. Stop assuming all large breasts or ones shaped a certain way are fake.
real simple cure for her condition. remove her constrictive shirt, lay her down on her back, rub something like unscented baby oil all over the affected area, then straddle, cup opposing sides of breast, then thrust penis vigorouly between until it's obviously time to stop. repeat.
obviously in the first picture she is tilted funny and proabbly just moved to make her boob jiggle which if you ever see her on tv it happens a lot. In the middle she is pressing her arm up against her boob pushing it up like that. On the right she looks normal.
I met Simpson back in the day--long before she was super famous--and the girl was STACKED. I'd say a D cup easily, which on such a short girl was a lot. I think that as her fame rose, she lost a lot of weight (she was definitely curvaceous then) and probably got a boob job to prop her up to her previous size. For any woman who has lost weight, losing boob size is incredibly traumatic. I don't blame her--I think many of us would do it if we had the means.
LMAO I agree with edgard about the ass surgery. I've always hated Jessica Simpson and found her unattractive, but in this picture, her boobs actually look a lot smaller then usual. Maybe she usually wears padded bras or sumthing I dunno. In any case, that boob on the left hand side looks all deflated.
If I were you I'd pay for tutoring!
if i were her i will pay for a ass surgery
lol dick tracey
Her profile looks like Dick Tracey AND she's a moron!
I think it's her tailor's fault: If you look closely, you can see that her dress bodice is much tighter on her left side than on her right. It's jerking her bust out of alignment. Other photos indicate that her breasts are real, and there's nothing unappealing about them. Say what you will about her singing or marriage, Jessica is a good-looking woman...
One of my co-workers claims the lopsidedness is due to the human body not being perfectly symmetrical
(ya, I thought that was pretty bs reasoning, as well)