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(Yes, she’s damn hot in that photo)

Let’s try to dissect the recent Leonardo DiCaprio break-up with supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Leo’s Side: Definitely not rocket science here, my friends. He’s 26 & she wanted him to propose. He pretty much didn’t say anything about marriage & just enjoyed her body & company while it lasted. He’s been with her for 4 years already, so I imagine he was getting tired of having the same long, sexy legs wrapped around him every night of the week. He’ll enjoy the single, heart-broken life for a few months until the next beauty steps into his love-trap. Let’s smile for Leo.

Gisele’s Side: She’s 24 & for some odd reason is dreaming of kids & marriage already. Don’t believe in this BS, alright. It’s only a front for “Let’s break up, already!” She’s doing this b/c she too wants to move the hell on & knows very well that Leo will not take such an extreme step as to propose to her boney, supermodel ass. How can we confirm this? Listen to her bastard friends who speak to the media:

Gisele, 24, who has been dating 26-year-old Leo for almost four years, has left the couple’s Los Angeles home and flown to New York where she is being “comforted” by actor Josh Hartnett, The Sun reports today.

Gisele got fed up waiting for Leo to pop the question and although she loves him she no longer sees him as the man she will marry,” a source told the newspaper. Gisele has found whole experience has been traumatic, the source went on to say.
[via Mega Star & Female First]

Josh Hartnett. See, if she was so much in love & ready to marry, what’s the fucking reason to have a safety net waiting in a bed across the country? Supermodels! They think they’re so damn smart! Bah.