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Uhh…so what’s this show about again? Who really cares anyway, right? Paris Hilton will apparently be on the first episode, so you can expect 2 things: ratings to be high & Paris to be sporting her jewelry. Paris revealed a little about the deep character she’s set to play:

I think the character I am playing is the stereotype of me,” Paris tells ET. “She is snobby and rude and basically what people would think I am like, but I am not.

Raaaight! And Paris will now tell us that her eyes are naturally blue, her hair is naturally blonde & her nose is plastic surgery free.

Here’s another tragic revelation by Paris,

“I had my credit card stolen, my ATM stolen, my Social Security number stolen,” she says. “I was doing ‘Simple Life 1’ when someone broke into my mail and took my credit card. They were taking money from the ATM every day. I never found out who did it.” [via ET]

Every day, huh? Paris, by chance, did the thought of calling the bank cross your mind while your money was being stolen from you day after day?