My dreams have been answered and Brooke Burke has once again graced the cover of Playboy and given us pages to stare at her amazing body and oh so delicious boobies (though they are after-market bolt-ons). But who cares if she got fake titties….her exotic mix of ethnicities makes her so goddam hot that I just wanna stare at that face and the slimmy toned body.
You might recall that she posed for Playboy back in May 2001. Now that was an amazing pictoral too. I have Brooke to thank for getting me through some lonely nights and I bet so do a bunch of you other horny guys out there! Now, we got more ammo to help us through the lonely nights. Thank you Brooke!!!!
Okay, so to compare the two pictorals. I honestly have to say the one from May 2001 was a little better. In this one she shows the titties but no real money shots. Atleast in the first pictoral she was completely naked in all the pics. In this one she wears some belt thingy so we gotta just try to look hard through it or just imagine what goodies lie beneath. Overall though, I’m still glad to have purchased my copy yesterday. Brooke is so goddam hot that if I just saw even one boob in person I think I’d be horny for a week.
…okay, besides the Brooke pictoral I thought I’d comment on the others in the issue.
Miss Teen USA poses nude…oh yes, this has caused a scandal in the beauty pageant world. Okay, this chick is like 19…but goodness she is fine! Her body is sweet and tasty looking. 19…that’s all I gotta say. Nice and tight all over….god, i’m a sick fiend…I swear, it’s a sickness!!!
Playmate of the month is that chick Cara from Road Rules South Pacific and she was on The Inferno. Now, okay, I watched some of that Road Rules and The Inferno and I thought she was a cutie but I didn’t think she was Playboy material. Like on that Road Rules they had that Mary Beth chick who posed for Playboy and she had a smokin body…but Cara was a cutie that didn’t have a total smokin body. Well, I guess things done changed. Damn, her body is fucken tight!!! Have mercy on me but damn, she’s rised fast on the tastibility scale. If you’re not a Brooke fan, this chick is a Mtv reality show star so you should buy it for her!!!!
Overall, this is a great issue of Playboy….all you horny guys out there run out to your local corner store and pick up your copy today!!!!!!!!
brookes parents didnt have anything to do with the way she looks today, but enjoy your delusions.
brooke burke it the most amazing woman in the world, I for one believe that she is god, because if god the most unimaginable person, brooke meets the criteria, that you brooke's parents for bringing the most beautiful woman onto this planet and making me look forward to each and everyday that I might actually run into her.
dude, her plastic surgeon hubs has taken up the job of crafting her various body parts now...
there can be no one like her. god crafted her in his free time.....
I was almost sure that she had some asian floating inside of her
As written on askmen.com:
Her exotic, original looks can be attributed to her family's heritage, which blends her French/Irish father with her Portuguese/Irish mother.
...she needs some chinese in her, eh? (okay...that was a typical lame comment)
What's brooke a cross of? Jap/white?
You should take some english classes...lol
hiromi all the way for playmate of the year. A vote for Hiromi is a ballot to further popularize the asian woman as the white man's cum receptacle(in hiromi's specific case as the west african man's semen depository). Anything that encourages and promotes asian women to strip and show their pussy lips is a step in the right cultural direction.
While I can only describe his screenplays as self-indulgent, masturbatory, Euro-trash degeneracy; I like Peter Greenway because he was able to convince well respected Chinese actress Wu Jun-Mei(Vivian Wu) to be the object of his masturbatory, leacherousness. Greenaway's art was not the cinematography of THE PILLOW BOOK or 8 1/2 WOMEN, but his ability to convince "serious actresses" that they're making "serious art" when they star in his "art house flicks." The man is a genius.
Vivian's husband Oscar Costo(a Cuban born director/producer) has brought us WB and UPN classics such "Sliders," "Red Skies" and "Strange World"(which starred chink wife viv). Last night I fantacized about debating chinese nationalism and ethno-chauvenism with vivian wu on REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER.
yeah, it totally surprised me that she was the playmate....but yeah, she looks fairly different from when she was on mtv.... didn't know she looked like that underneath the clothes.... and to think the cast member dave was hitting that...damn.
if you had to choose playmate of the year between cara and hiromi.... hiromi by a muthafuckin landslide!!!!!
don't get me wrong, cara will help get me through some lonely nights... but the sheer overall package of hiromi gives her the victory easily.... no doubt.
...but anti-japanese guys will probably give the nod to whitey.
i haven't seen the layout of this months Playmate yet, but i'm suprised to hear that it's Cara from Road Rules. i've never seen Playboy use a celebrity (and i do use that term loosely here), for the centerfold. usually they use unknowns and hype the celebrity in a "special" layout.
First:
"Brooke is so goddam hot that if I just saw even one boob in person I think I’d be horny for a week."
Classic.
Secondly:
How's Hiromi ranking up against this month's playmate?