Angelina Jolie’s Esquire Layout!

Angelina Jolie - Esquire Cover

Upon breaking up with Angelina, Billy Bob apparently said, “I was afraid of her. She was too beautiful, too smart. She had too much integrity. I felt small next to her.” Yes, it sucks that it had to come down to those sad-sad words. We feel for you, man. Well, in a recent Reader’s Digest interview, Angelina responded to those comments.

I am not very settled. The positive side of that is I’m on fire all the time, to try anything. The negative side is there isn’t a lot of time for me to sit and watcha movie and hold hands. I tent to not be inside my relationships. I tend to be more focused on the world. It takes a certain kind of man to love those things.

Once again, as long as you cover airfare, I’ll be that man!

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lynn

"a true beauty like eva longoria"? (has anyone SEEN her without make up?) she's got about 10 000 lookalikes, whereas angelina hardly has none. her beauty is way more unique.

regardless of her looks though, i don't see what all the hating is about. my impression is that she's true to herself and the people around her. i think she genuinely wants so make a difference, and it's so refreshing to see. i honestly believe that if there were more people with her commitment in the world, our societies would be better. i wonder what positive things the people who bad mouth her have contributed with? what good deeds have they done to put them in a position where they can criticize a great humanitarian like angelina?

angiefan

How can u say she's not nice?

after all the good things she has done.

o_O

LUV EVERYTHIING ABOUT HER

angiefan

She's definatley the most beautiful woman on earth! OMG. she's too perfect.

relishme

Beautiful girl on the outside, but very ugly on the inside!

Looks fade, sweetheart! Try a little kindness.

Rachel Olivieri

From: Rachel Olivieri

To: Just a dumb aussie friend: (cute)

Hi sweetie! Forgive me for not staying current with bastardly events. Although belatedly, I’m nonetheless vibrating lightening bolts of source energy your way sweets. Not because you said sweet things about me, and you did, and I loved it, and blushed, but rather because you get it girl. You intuitively sense the presence of universal energy. You get the higher dimension. In that dimension, there are no boundaries, no national borders, no isms, no race, no gender, no, not even war, just pure energy seeking positive and negative charge. That’s where balance is. That’s where you don’t need to be a lesbian to be connected with Angelina Jolie.

You see, the thought of Angelina Jolie induces energy memory. Not because she embodies it, but because we all do. It's all connected. Her extraordinary balanced beauty reminds us that it exists. Yes, all of us, even Steve and George Bush. Her image, or her signature or wave, is so highly symbolic of balanced energy, it invites our memory to visit that higher plain of consciousness that we have unwittingly betrayed and dismissed for want of the material world packaged and sold to us by the culture industry. In that world, we are defined by what we consume, not by how we think or feel. Angelina Jolie is simply a metaphor for being present for our lives. She reminds us to live in life as opposed to just living life. What we all really want out of life is the feeling of being alive. A small distinction not lost on those who have the temerity to be naïve. Love – Rachel

Coming Soon; A dumbed down reply for Bibi’s wisdom and a confession to Steve.

Moe – how are you dear?? Oh, did you still want a picture of that tee? Send me your email when you have time. Be Well

bibi

hey steve and rachel....get a room...spare us dis stupid sh1t of a so called articulateness.....u both probably have so much of unresolved sexual enery that even sitting infront of you screen you can feel each otha's sexuality sip though d monitor...anyhows instead of picking on something to disagree about...pick on something you both can agree on...and that is fooking each othas lame ass faces...peace out losers!!

nadine

HS EIS GORGOUES, STUNINNG

Trish

What a voluptous, and downright gorgeous woman Angelina Jolie has morphed into. She was always beautiful, but like wine, it seems she gets even more beautiful with each passing year.

lorie.p

oh tammy,brad adopted anges kids,that's hot and as you said his loaded.she's damn happy with that.

Tarheel
Tarheel

Oh and about the Asian talk in some of the messages...Asians are hot! :)

Tarheel
Tarheel

Angelina is so wonderful! :)

angiefan808

I'm speechless - she is amazing. I don't I've ever seen a woman that could melt a camera like she does......I'm mezmerized.

I'm not even gay; but I swear I would leave my husband for her!!!! Brad I can't even blame you brudda!!!! He would be insane to pass up on that heat. It would be like passing on a succulent lobster for a can of Spam. Her body could use some thickening up though - those thighs need some meat on em!!!!

leni

i bow down to u rachel olivieri, touching comets and u kick arse!

as 4 the pic of angelina... yes i would very much like to kiss every part of her body and when im done i would kiss her again. very sexy, extremely smart and one very kick arse woman. xoxo

just_a_dumb_aussie

I think that Rachel Olivieri should be voted as the president of the sexy bitches club, she knows what she wants in this life and she isn't in the least afraid to express herself and does so in such an eloquent way. I think I'm in love. I hope that in time i can aspire to becoem so self confident as Rachel Olivieri. And in that vein Angelina is one damn sexy bitch and she is totally happy with who she is and not only that she is not a self absorbed dumbass celebrity, she wants to make a difference to the lives of other people (NB adoption from 3rd world countries). I may be straight and the two drink lesbian rule does not apply to myself (I can't get past the pre-lesbian pash either) but I would definately take Angelina to bed.

Jessilane

Bombaclaad- what a jack ass. You, (teenaged) fucker should be lucky enough to get a peek at a beautiful sensual woman like Angelina. Fuckable? I think you call that wet spot in your boxers pre-cum.

J e s s i

Haily Storm

That wasn't me Harvey. I stand by what I say and don't hide behind anonymity. And bravo to Tammy for not being superficial. My ex-boyfriend is a paraplegic and when we where together, I had never been happier. Unfortunetely, he doesn't think he deserves to have someone love him, (because his friend was killed in the same accident that put him in the wheelchair). So we are just friends now.

l
l

oh my god, that women is smoking....what i wouldnt do for a night in bed with her....and im not even gay........man she is like the hottest women alive.

if only i could be her for a day.................

Kim

angelina jolie is simply gorgeous.

Tammy
Tammy

Harvey, well put! I had to read it a few times to try and figure out what he/she was talking about. He/She is Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. I will have a permenant crease between my eyebrows from frowning as I read it.

Harvey
Harvey

Is this Haily Storm?

Harvey
Harvey

That was the most psycho post I've read in a few days. Why would you want to be a woman?

Tammy
Tammy

After I read your ramblings I came to the conclusion that you are the type of person who cares only about looks? I would love my man if he gained 500 LBS., went bald and had a pencil dick. What matters is that he takes care of my heart. He cares for me no matter what and would never cheat on me. I was once married to a much more physically attractive man. I was not nearly as happy as I am now. I have been with Darrell for a long time and he makes me so happy that I would never give him up, even if BRAD PITT asked me out. Money and good looks aren't everything. You are correct when you say beauty is in the eye of the beholder because Darrell is the most beautiful person I have ever met!

What do Brad and Angelina have? Good looks and money and that my dear doesn't bring you the kind of happiness I have with Darrell.

JJ

Oh my Ladies, ladies ... can you not see that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? I know it is cliche' but it holds the test of time. As for Steve, you who seem to be so worldly and insightful know not now you fuel his fire with your scorn and hate? He is human too so quelch his fire with the love of the Lord or do you seceretly love the bitch session it inspires?

I love my manhood and its empowerment as you do your womanhood though I must admit that being a passibly attractive woman for three, no two weeks mid-cycle for I am no masochist, has crossed my mind. At least I would get more attention ;-)

Oh and BTW for all you bastards out there and you ladies who are reluctant to say it to our faces: Honey your balding really is a bit of a turn off and size DOES matter as well as what you do with it!

Bombaclaad
Bombaclaad

She is old. Not that hot i must say, i think the word hot should be reserved for true beauties like Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria. I would consider Angelina fuckable at best.

AddictedtoNutella
AddictedtoNutella

Angelina Jolie is not the sexiest woman alive! She looks like a freakin' transvestite! I don't know what people see in her. She may help out in other countries and be a good actress(I guess, don't see her movies) but being the hottest and sexiest! Hell no.

A.J.

YES I AM HOT!!!

Haley

Jolie's alright. Damn shes pretty but her movies are 'k. But no denyin' they lady is damn pretty.

hotlaw21093

Angelina Jolie is the most beutifull woman in the world.Angelina Jolie is an extraordinary actress and my role model she does many things that i would love to do in life like when she recently adopted a baby named Zahara.I think her and Brad Pitt make the best couple in Hollywood.

street_dreams

i don't like anjelina holie

shes weird as fuck

but i will admit she takes nice pics.

Rachel Olivieri

Steve,

Forgive my unintentional inattentiveness regarding your Asian intelligence research. I cannot prove that Asians or anyone else for that matter has more grey matter (horsepower) than anyone else. On the other pantyhosed leg, however, neither can you.

Since one might argue that White Europeans have developed a more finely tuned appetite for slaughtering innocent people (Christianity), and the Asians account for Buddhism, I pass the intelligence baton to the Asians (after wiping copious amounts of blood first, of course).

Then again, the argument is: What is intelligence and how does one go about defining its meaningfulness, value? So Steve, since you bring the education system into play, lets have a look at that fine not so public institution. IQ's and GPA's certainly say something about a person although I doubt little is said about ones ability to think for oneself.

In the "other" history books one finds much evidence that the education system was sponsored for and by private enterprise to increase the capability and serviceability of controlling the wage slaves thereby enhancing profitability and culling out free thinking trouble makers. Obey, conform, memorize well, avoid asking wrong questions and hopeful corporate mangers and military generals to the front of the class. Labor leaders and free thinkers are dismissed forthwith. To obey or not to obey, that is the central corporate question and the job of education.

One can literally go through the entire school system and understand virtually nothing of human value.

Having said that, one cannot help but wonder of your own intelligence quotient, celebrity or no. I care not to attack it frontally or from any other direction for that matter without ample amored plating and a male chastity belt to keep you down line, so to speak. The Freudian Simple of it seems clear, you enjoy, no, you absolutely need denigration or we would not hear from you. However, your penchant for young inexperienced girls (perhaps boys as well) questions your spiritual intelligence most. Your sexuality has yet to discover depth at least not in the emotional sense and free thinking emotionally charged women are both a total turn-on (fear) and turn-off (loathing), hence the Asian denigration.

Well, I find all of this fascinatingly curious and perhaps more. You have no idea what you are missing, none.

Rachel (A throwback to a time never lived)

Hi Moe

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Lexa
Lexa

Omg Mr. and mrs. Smith rocked! (speaking of jolie), and also, i dont think steve cares what any of us think...looks like he completely ignored you guys miss and faisal.

rochele

i dont see the point of people thinking angies a bitch and a whore come on thats hursh in my books shes pretty and kool so dont dis and steve ur a twat for saying what u said

steve
steve

Scientology folks, scientology. Sure, "the church" has helped control Tom Cruises desire to suck dick, but why did they have to completely fuck up Marisol Nichols? What the fuck? I mean what the fucking, fuck? She couldn't have been this cocoo for Cocoa-Puffs when Chevy Chase and Beverly D'angelo played her folks in VEGAS VACATION.

God Miss Nichols is smokin'

www.allsexycelebs.com/pics.html?i=marisol_nichols/Socke_138-MarisolNichols01.jpg

www.scientology-kills.org/celebrities/nichols.htm

steve
steve

rachel olivieri, this data refutes your "higher horsepower minds" theory www.utm.edu/departments/ed/ncate/Standard%204/actgenderracegpa.htm

www..fide.com/ratings/top.phtml?list=men

www.forbes.com/billionaires

www.ost.gov.uk/about_ost/csa.htm

I'd be happy to supply you with more data.

I've never heard of "steve sweet." "Steve" is my handle folks, I live in the shadows. I'm such a loser, Conan O'Brien had me as a guest on 1 June(yesterday afternoon in NYC). I enjoy posting on this site, as I am both a celebrity and a voyeaur; plus I lust for high school and college girls; their "taco d'amour" is so much more taught. LOVE YOU ALL

Jai
Jai

Yeah Steve, fuck off.

speak my mind
speak my mind

Just wanted to say, miSs, i salute you. And steve, fuck off.

Erika Flores

JUST 2 LET U ALL KNOW THAT I AM FROM LAREDO AND GOT A DESIGNER DEGREE AND MOVED TO NEW YORK. I AM SO BADASS

tehBadMan

Hot damn. I must be in the front row...

one who knows
one who knows

hey miSs, if you ever want a good laugh, I'm about 60% sure that Steve is Steve Sweet of the Sweet Entertainment Group. If this is in fact the case, and based on how much of a goddamn racist mysogist asshole he is I'd say it's pretty likely. If you watch any of the videos you will have a good laugh at his tiny tiny penis.

Rachel Olivieri

My Dearest Moe,

Do I detect a strong tantric spirituality here? It matters not whether such an offer is either needed or wanted by myself so much as the integrity of the offer itself. In that vein I could hardly deny you the pleasure of giving, sensing you have discovered the secret that giving draws a larger spiritual reward than receiving. Be Well.

Moe
Moe

If not, and she is liberated from the immorality of morality, she either wants to be a man with chiseled looks and a functioning brain or a sharp-witted lesbian with a large clit and a tongue that could collapse the Sears Tower.

Rachel, I love it!

Where shall we mail the t-shirt?---not that you give a shit about getting one, but have pity on us & accept it as something you can use to wipe your ass with when you're out of toilet paper.

Rachel Olivieri

Something must be wrong when the commentary is far more interesting than the subject matter…. Or perhaps not.

Well, lo and behold, innocent little ole me chasing a lead off an AlterNet article, and what do I find? Real Humanity - Great gobs of goose-shit, humanity in living, undulating color to the tune of free, funky and fun. I love it. And to think I have been spending energy venting reason on a political forum where artificiality looks for ego, power and wealth, and finds it readily available in every self-deluded, original-sinned, silver-spoon-fed, resource robbing, master-moralist with a snake-oil tongue and a hard-on whose dimensions barely register on the most powerful microscope ever invented.

Can I put my dog in this fight? Please, she rarely bites, hard. Bipedal primates sharing the commonality of (foul) air, I tip my hat, wiggle my behind and offer one extroverted sly smile.

As to Angelina Jolie, it is not purely physical dimension that raises the exotic bar, rather the expression that fires. Put a different mind in that body and one might end up with a Barbie doll that has as much appeal as a stampede in a soccer stadium.

Now a man’s interest is easily traced, but a woman interest is located on the other side of sexuality, sexuality super-sized. She is tuned into the expression and the imagination as well as the physical aesthetics. If she is constrained by inheritance of 5000 years of women’s censure, she may experience jealousy. If not, and she is liberated from the immorality of morality, she either wants to be a man with chiseled looks and a functioning brain or a sharp-witted lesbian with a large clit and a tongue that could collapse the Sears Tower. I think that one is still standing - Just my take on things, big and small. Anjelina represents resource rich biodiversity.

As to Thai women, not only are they genetically beautiful and graceful, the architect of their mind, like most Asians, has a higher horsepower rating than white Europeans related to Charlemagne. (That be most) Moreover, with a handful of extra gears to negotiate the curves in life one can expect one helluva ride. As to the breast issue, if a man had any idea how sensitive a women’s breast is, and he had any sense of pleasing a women, he’d realize breast size would be like asking a man to have a penis longer than 4 inches based on the metric system as opposed to the ego system of measurement.

And Steve, a shiver waiting for a unfortunate spine, you suck. Sit down; consider your options for a moment, wait, on second thought, just fuck off and masturbate.

Rachel

rainbony

Some people vison maybe impaired, so I will give them a break! Im a girl, and i would definetly do her, just looking her makes me hot!

Anon
Anon

YEAH JENNIFER ANNISTON NEED TO BE KICKING THAT HOE IS ASS ALL OVER HOLLYWOOD.