Britney’s Zit Prerogative

Oh My God!
That can’t be her!

Who wants to pop Britney’s Zits (apart from Kevin Federline’s Penis)? Ok-ok, that penis comment was just out of line!

World Entertainment News reports:

Britney Spears has reportedly used a two-year-old photograph on the cover of her new greatest hits album - because she’s unhappy with the way she looks now. According to sources, Spears’ head was airbrushed over an old body shot for the front of her Greatest Hits: My Prerogative CD. But she’s still not happy with the result. She is quoted in British magazine New! saying, “I look like a porn star. And why the blonde hair? I am so over being blonde.”

Britney, just don’t resort to bloody plastic surgery b/c I don’t want to see your messed up face on the cover of every Tab while I’m buying milk!!


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della

toxic little bag of chacum shit!!!

snakegoddess

OMG...what are they taking her in for? I feel bad for her :(

Mojo

I thinks she and Kevin dig the zit thing. What the hell she can afford to do whatever and look however she wants. That's America.

www.zitfetish.com

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

Well here's a message to everyone in America who supports pop culture by buying the cd's, movies listening to the top 40 stations, etc. :

Be careful who you elect to these vaunted positions of popularity. We were told Britney is a goddess, the ultimate woman, every man's fantasy, etc. In reality, we were sold a bill of goods. She is an uneducated tramp from ARKANSAS a totally worthless lazy blibbit. (A blibbit is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag). Please, America, go see a band, anything LIVE where people have to perform, not lip sync, but actually perform their art. Anything is a start. Ever wonder why the 60's and 70's came out with the best music? It was real! People who made it were people who LOVED music and people who lived hand -to-mouth just for the PRIVELEGE of playing in small, shitty clubs for practically no money. Their lives were their instruments and band mates, they lived the music - it came from their hearts, they WORKED for their positions.

Contrast that with nowadays, where a Britney Spears can become a millionare overnight by signing with a record label. Thet are not artists, they are personalities being sold to certain markets. They are handed their script/music told to perform, then their product is dubbed, synthesized, remixed, airbrushed and sent out to our radios and CD's to provide the sterile, cold, audio wallpaper we hear as the soundtrack to our lives.

Gil out.

Melissa
Melissa

"Everybodys talking all this stuff about me, why dont they just me live" Honey, when you go around dressing up like that of course we are going to talk about you!

She even has make up on! All the make up in the world couldnt cover that mess...

Dee

Everyone, face the truth... Deep, okay, not so deep inside, Britney is a slobby, sweaty, pimply, gaseous, lazy American, with the big bucket of KFC and all... But damn, when she is trying to be hot... fuuck, she is hot. But when she is herself... fuuck, she is not. The only reason Brit is sexy is cuz she has a trainer, stylist and make-up artist , if she wasn't a celebrity she would be in a trailer park in rural America two children away from being on Jerry Springer... and to all her fans... You know it's true...

Peace and God bless

Eric

YAWN! Why all the fascination with this white-trash tramp? She's not hot anymore and when she opens her mouth she lets the world know how stupid she is... The only thing we have left to do is shoot a gooey load on her face, pay the fifty dollars and kick her out of the hotel room. Simple.

Samantha
Samantha

omg, that's her??!! that is the worst picture ever

Moe
Moe

I don't know, man. It's not same hot girl we're used to, but I wouldn't be surprised either after seeing all her zit photos

Jackson
Jackson

god, that's not as bad as the scary michael pic.....but dude, that's not something i wanna open up bastardly to either...ewh!

Jackson
Jackson

i don't believe! how can that be her....!??!?

i guess i'll have to live the memories of the videos from the Britney album....sad!!!

(water scene from Overprotected)

miSs
miSs

I bet the poor skin quality is due to the excessive use of hard core drugs. Everyone knows that once you start doin crack and heroin you start getting zits! And of course, the hard core drug use is due to the fact that she is now white trash because yes ... she cheated on JT. I love it. I wonder what else is gonna happen to her before shes 24?