Okay…so in this corporate ass-raping financial institution I work at I think that I have had it stuck it in me many many times….
So here’s why I’m pissed right now. 6 minutes before my conf call at 11am I get a call from one of the women upstairs because they want me to install some software on this new user’s machine. First off, hand installs of apps are against corporate policy at my ass-raping job because we have a centralized delivery method that sucks ass and lengthens the process of getting end users what they need. But since I’m the fucken hot shot around here that has permissions to do anything to a computer here I do it…in hopes that I get recognition in some way to my boss that I’m a helpful ass bender overer.
Anyways, so I get that call and I tell her that I have a conf call for atleast 30 minutes and I’ll come up afterwards when I got time. She’s fine with that and gives me the user’s number and I get on my call. 4 minutes into my call I see this other chick from that floor and the guy come down to my rat hole death cube to see if I’m available. What the fuck!?!? I mean, if I said I have a conf call, I have a fucken conf call!!! Don’t come down here to check on me to see if I was fibbing or not!!! If I said I’ll get to it when I get a chance I’ll muthafuckin get to it when I got a chance.
These fuckers think that all I do is sit next to my phone just waiting to be their IT support bitch! Oh hell fucken no! Goddamitt!!!! I hate this shit!!! They should be fucken happy that I’ll even come by and do this shit because it’s against policy! Son of a bitch I tell you…now as I’m trying to write this post the guy has called me two more times for help! Shit, I swear, I’m a bit more qualified then just stupid ass desktop support. Fucken bitches I tell you!!! I got enough fuckers riding my case right now and you fuckers come down here to check up on me!?!? Really, all it’s for is for some fucken voice recorder software…and it’s fucken lunch time…goodness is it that goddam important for me to get to it at that fucken moment!??! Christ!!! I need to get paid more for all this ass-raping I take here!!!
That's a good idea. Maybe they'll make her a spokeswoman for an advocacy campaign for deodorant. I can imagine the commerical already, "I was once a relentless foul smelling woman. Now I'm as pleasant smelling as a flower." yada yada yada I usually have desk fans blowing, air fresheners, and bars of soap hoping that they will get the obvious hint. I'm glad they fired our smelly guy.
We have some chick in accounting that carries her own little atmosphere.
Unfortunately, it's an atmosphere that's straight out of the gutters of Calcutta. My god. I should ask her to wear one of the bastardly Tees for a few mins, then cut it into pieces & mail out the shredded samples to deodorant companies around the country. Maybe they can help...
Lol! I've had both the bad breath and stolen food incidents happen to me. I was pissed when someone stole my lunch! That kind of person steals someone else's food? And where do they disappear to eat it?
It might be a tie, man.
well, the people who don't wash their hands can be avoided, in the sense that you stay away from whatever they touch & keep them away from any food you will ingest, but the breath takes you down whether you like it or not, man. No control whatsoever!
"she puts her food in the frige and people would eat her food even though it was marked w/ her name"
what kind of fucked up company does your sister work for?!?!? This ain't like Billy Madison where O'Doyle rules! goodness that's really messed up!!! even all the people who ass-rape me here don't steal my lunch.
To all the kiddies that read our posts: STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!.....and don't do crack.
hey fas....what do you think is worse in the office.. the stink breath woman or going to restroom and blatantly seeing people you work with not wash their hands?
i used the word 'fucken' 13 times in that post....
my rage today is an accumulation of the week's overall ass-raping that i've received. starts with my counterpart who makes more than me but does less than half the work I do coming in at like 945am everyday while i'm here at like 750am...
but yeah....it's like, if i say i'll be there, i'll fucken be there...
i don't need people checking up on me.
i've calmed down a bunch now...only a few more hours of ass-raping to go today.
inconsiderate muthafuckas i tell you!!! I need to go star at some Rachel Perry pics now.
Look at this shit. Red Lobster apparently ships lobsters now...
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/041021/nyfnsf06_1.html
"Fresh Seafood You don't have to live on the ocean to enjoy fresh seafood. With a
click of the mouse, you can send someone fresh, tender salmon fillets
($6/pound) and North Atlantic Sea Scallops, which includes approximately 10-15
scallops a pound that are out of the shell and shipped dry with no water added
($10.50/pound)."
I don't know if this is gonna fly.
as you will soon find out, the corporate world is a total bitch!
I'm just surprised jackson's rage was so severe that it compelled him to write about it.
whoa whoa too many languages! u know what i used to look forwarding to finishing school and start working but everyone told me to take my time in college and i'm like, "i already am that is why i need to speed" ^_^ but where my sister works at, she is the only person who knows his program and the manager was supposed to learn and know it too but they were too lazy to learn and so they are always relying on my sister constantly! she puts her food in the frige and people would eat her food even though it was marked w/ her name and she would be mad but she wouldnt do anything. what the hell man?! i thought people in working force are more considerate adn respectful to other coworkers?! what's the deal?!
hey jackson i sure hope writing this down calm your anger a bit cuz i'm mad too after reading that. People can be so fricken unconsiderate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Towards the end I just read fucken fucken fucken haha
dude, i was talking to some lady in our purchasing department today and her breath stank like "i got up and didn't brush my teeth" woman. shit. if you have bad breath, you should know it, right? If you know it, you should at least have the common courtesy to look down while speaking to others or if possible, not exhale. Ok, I'm gonna go and wash my face now.