Pamela Anderson: The 2nd Coming

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Pam’s Boobs with Lady C
This photo is interesting. It really shows how tiny Christina is compared to a normal human being. Pam’s boobs are like half of Christina’s entire body! Who’s the odd one out?

I’ve always had very good penis karma. I used to say I’d never seen a small one, but recently, maybe I have. [Female First]

Obviously, change is all around Pamela Anderson. Apart from the small penises, Pam just released her first novel a few weeks back. Furthermore, she now reads the the Bible (no joke!), takes her two kids to church & manages to play soccer mom once school cuts out. Seriously. This is the same lady who had a sex tape floating around a few years back. If you think about it, she’s now aging (see photo above) & can no longer wholly rely on her beauty to get her places. The book explains it all. She is forced to rely on past sexual experiences to create future opportunities.

It was really therapeutic and humbling for me to go back and remember the events of my life. It was interesting writing the sex scenes. It’s so similar to my life that people are going to go, ‘Wait a second!’ [Sky Showbiz]

This happens all the time in Showbiz & it’s truly tragic, but I think Pams can pull through. She has the personality & the desire to change, but we’ll assess her progress in a couple years. Although one thing’s for sure, Pam’s obviously trying a little harder than Tommy Lee (don’t blame him for his gifted anatomical advantages—Bastaaard!).

On top of all this, Pamela was rewarded with 2 BOYS! That pretty much sucks, man. Why would God be so cruel as to give a Playboy bunny & inventor of the illusive sex-tape TWO BOYS?! With all this in hand, the main hurdles for Pamela in the coming years include:
1. Teaching her boys how to sparingly use their personal light sabres inside their pants
2. Keeping her boys away from naked photos of herself
3. Keeping her boys away from her sex videos with Tommy Lee (and others not yet released)
4. Explaining to her kids why she has changed
5. Keeping her boys’ friends from staring at her boobs
6. Keeping her kids’ friends’ fathers from “chaperoning” sleepovers at her house.

God have mercy on Pamela Anderson.

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nessa

silicone tits and fake has fuck had more pricks than a used dartboard

senin
senin

Pam looks fried...shen needs a power beauty nap.

Tammy
Tammy

Why did Pamela Anderson fan post the same comment as Jackson did above, verbatim even? Come up with your own material man!

Pamela Anderson fan

i’m sorry but that’s just a bad pic of the both of them….

i mean, looking at christina now, i like her in that nelly video…

…granted she’s always been do-able…but i’m glad the whole dirrty look is being phased away.

and pam….goodness, that just don’t look good…. but man, what a MILF. all those playboy layouts…..oohhhweee!!

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

i'll have to second that, Jackson. why couldn't i have been involved in a long night of sex with these two beeeatches?

Jackson
Jackson

i wish it was a long night of sex with me....

Moe
Moe

Yah, both of them look like they just woke up (after a long night of sex)

Jackson
Jackson

i'm sorry but that's just a bad pic of the both of them....

i mean, looking at christina now, i like her in that nelly video...

...granted she's always been do-able...but i'm glad the whole dirrty look is being phased away.

and pam....goodness, that just don't look good.... but man, what a MILF. all those playboy layouts.....oohhhweee!!

Moe
Moe

Apart from one of pam's boobs looking like it's gonna pop, look at christina's mid arm...it looks like she puts a lot of that tanning cream on. TALK ABOUT CAKEY!!

miSs
miSs

Yeah ... I heard about her book "Star" on Howard Stern. A couple of months ago she was on and actually looked really pretty. Man, the little green dress she was wearing ... I wish I looked that good to be wearing that dress.

Anyway ... Howard Stern talked about her book, she claims that its fiction based on her life. WHATEVER!!! I know everything single thing in there is TRUE! But at any rate she did very well fending off Howards questions about the book as he speculated who certain characters were. He made her take a lie detector test. It was pretty funny. The questions were like, "would you sleep with me?" and "who has a bigger dick, Tommy or Kid Rock?" She didn't really answer a whole lot of them truthfully, so the lie detector says. Despite all that has happened to her, I kind of respect her for trying to move in the right direction. 3 cheers for Pam!!!