The View’s Voluptuous Star Jones

 late in the evening by 5

Star Jones: Don’t PUKE!
This is why I’ve never watched The View.

On a recent trip to Jamaica, here’s Star w/ her anorexic husband, Al Reynolds. For some odd reason he has his head down—almost as if he has seen something frightening or maybe he’s feeling nauseous? Star, you gotta…
1. stop being on top when having sex &
2. allow Al to eat some of his steak dinners before you take it from him.

God damn it, I’m so mean!


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Me

Ewe.....i can't believe my eyes sometimes. to deny any weight loss assistance then turn around, after looking a "few pounds" pretent that it's just nothing, extra. Ge me a BEAK

view not that great

If this ain't a hot mess I don't what is....looks like a black ink pen in a white suit. Al honey I would duck my head to if that was standing in front of me so no one would recognize me and talk. Your two years is almost up and then you can open that closet door and come on out to the "real world". Just drop the bitch and make the switch.

Jackson
Jackson

god, i swear, i probably weigh as much as one of those fat dark meat chicken thighs of hers!

...let this be a warning to the youth of america to not get obese b/c you'll be subject to this type of ridicule from dicks like me and fas!