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We’ve repeatedly expressed that Asslee’s talent is merely a facade created by her money-hungry father & yesterday it was finally revealed in front of millions of people.

A still-humiliated Simpson apologized to her fans - and blamed her band for playing the wrong song. [NY Daily News]

That is evil. [Watch Clip of Scandalous Apology]

I don’t give a shit about the absolutely horrible-horrible [watch a clip] attempt at lip syncing a’right. Everyone does it—from Madonna to Britney to unknown really good lip syncers who have yet to be caught. But what the hell was that Midwest-gypsy-dance after the lip syncing debacle was revealed, man? I think the entire band was literally shocked/disgusted! Did she really think she could just sneak that through unnoticed? Anyway, here’s a funny video made by the great people at College Humor.

Ashlee, for future performances (i.e. your performance @ Monday night’s Radio Music Awards (NBC)), please keep from dancing (you’re no Britney) & please-please get your cue right if you’re gonna lip sync! Now to end w/ some words from Ashlee in an interview w/ Lucky Magazine.

The Question: What are your takes on lip-synching?

Asslee’s Regrettable Response: I’m totally against it and offended by it. I’m going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I’d never lip-synch. It’s just not me.