Paris Playin’ Mark Philippoussis (Boy #8953)

Paris & Doggie
Paris with Tinkerbell’s Pimp

First of all, can Paris even say or spell Philippoussis? Also, I can never-ever in a 100 years see Paris Hilton playing a sport other than Sex. I give this 4 months. Anyway, looks like Mark P. has watched plenty of Paris porn & now wants to take her for a run in real life. I’d say smart move in dumpin’ the old & gettin’ in w/ the new.

We’ll at least Paris is not stupid like her sister who falls in love all too easily. Paris, I’m sure you can do better than Mark Philippoussis, though. Seriously.

But this time she thinks he’s the one and blah blah blah.

I’ve got a new man, and I’m head over heels in love. [USA Today]

Oh yeah, side note: Club Paris is opening up in Vegas on New Years Eve. (The partaay will be @ the Aladdin).


5 comments
zahara
zahara

i want,,,,that dog

Jackson
Jackson

dude!!! i'm full service.... i got the tape too!!! she just gotta bring her fine ass sicky anorexic malnourished body to the partay!!!!

yes, vegas trip is in the preliminary planning stages at this point....

Moe
Moe

How sweet. You'll provide the cam. she'll provide the tape. Match made in electronic heaven.

jax, you going on your annual vegas trip this jan? dude, you must hit up club paris and give your rating

Jackson
Jackson

yes, i agree, i don't think paris can say or spell mark's last name....damn, but what a lucky basturd.... seriously, can i sign up for a waiting list or something to have sex with paris? I can provide a video camera.