MoeJackson

The Orgasm Hit. Ok she seems to be enjoying the hit a little too much.

Part of liking to work with them naked is that I can see more: see the forms repeating right through the body and often in the head as well. [This Is London]

You are so close to death & you still lie! Be afraid!
These are comments by the 81 year old Eeeenglish mega-artist, Lucian Freud, on his recently finished painting of naked & pregnant Kate Moss. Yes, Kate Moss. She is so old news. It’s set to go up for auction for a nice £3.5million soon. Modern art is something that completely baffles me. I cannot see the logic behind paying amazing amounts of money for utterly useless boards. Seriously. Why not just by a Kate Moss poster?! It ranks up there with paying 30 grand for a Vertu phone plan.

So from useless art we go to useless apologies—more specifically apologies being put forward by Asslee Simpson. Dude, this chick went from blaming it on her band to saying there was a SNL technical issue & now to bloody ACID REFLUX! What the fuck? She’s not only a hypocritical lip syncer & bad dancer but now it’s well apparent that she’s stupid & a horrible liar. It’s funny to me b/c in a recent letter to her fans, she came off sounding blatantly desperate!

People always say things that are hurtful, and I encourage my fans to do what I do and not read what people are saying on the internet…in a couple of days everyone’s attention will be on someone else. [Socialite’s Life]

Ass, get a hold of yourself, man. Go on a long vacation so you may recover from acid reflux & of course, practice your songs.

Ass is not the only one lying, my friends. Mark Philly is apparently denying he’s making sex videos w/ Paris.

We have mutual friends. [News Interactive]

Mark, tsk tsk. In rebuttal, the Sydney’s Daily Telegraph reports,

The tennis star spent ARIA night in a Las Vegas nightclub, kissing and dancing with the hotel heiress and part-time porn star.

Mark’s still shaking his head.

A day earlier, the hotel heiress sneaked out of the Tribeca Grand Hotel - the hotel where Philippoussis was staying.

They failed to report that Paris had her camera bag hanging from her shoulders. Ok-ok, bad joke. It was calling me out, damn it. Mark, if anything, you should be proud, man. A few nights in Paris will lead to many beautiful nights with even hotter women in the future. Enjoy it, my brotha!

Why couldn’t these people be more respectable like our Angie. And lastly, just to throw something random out: My eyes tell me that Carmen has recently gotten some procedures done (the plastic surgery type) b/c in these photos she looks like a trannie. Compare for yourself, Varian & Jackson.

Lakerss Update -
Thank God O’ Mighty! Shoulder Pads Jackson will NEVER again coach in the NBA [login:bastardly,pass:wearelame] . Everyone’s wondering when Kobe will explode to go on to become the greatest player ever. I still say trade the bastard & get someone more stable. As Kobe’s head grows larger, the Lakers roster is still slowly taking shape. Oh yeah, Suckramento sucks ass.