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‘I won’t say what I’m thinking of’ Hit. This girl gonna explode with smoke in a second.

The magnitude and ferocity of what is coming your way will make you forget all about September 11th. … After decades of American tyranny and oppression, now it’s your turn to die. Allah willing, the streets of America will run red with blood, matching drop for drop the blood of America’s victims [Phone Sex FOX News]

It makes me curious why FOX would run a terrorist tape less than a week before the elections. Bastards.

All cases and claims have been withdrawn and all Parties have agreed their was no wrongdoing whatsoever by Mr. O’Reilly, Ms. Mackris, or Ms. Mackris’ counsel, Benedict P. Morelli. [E! Online]

So no one did anything wrong?! Wow. The judicial system is truly amazing.
It’s a well known fact that money can buy anything from diamonds to sex to even, life. Bill O’Reilly bought his “dildo in the ass” life back when he & Fox News settled with Mackris yesterday. I guess money-hungry Mackris handed over the sex tapes (the old school audio tapes-not the Paris Hilton DV-8s) & Mackris got more than the $2mil they initially wanted to give her. (Rumor has it that she was paid upwards of $50mil.) Even if the tape comes out a few months from now, there is no way in hell I wanna expose my ears to that shit. God, just the thought of O’Reilly sitting in his $5,000 leather chair talking dirty with his pants down & dildo in hand makes me want to yack. Damn Mackris for releasing such yackatori details. Let’s not kid ourselves, a’right. O’Reilly & Mackris both were slapped around w/ the ugly-stick in the womb. One positive out of all this: O’Reilly is finished! Thank the lord.

Happy Halloween to you all! Pumpkin porn is the hot new industry! It only comes around once a year, so enjoy, you dirty-dirty people! No yacking!