Ratings: Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria

+ 7.25 - 100% All Latina Juice!

+ 0.10 - Not afraid to wear a “Mexicana” T-shirt

- 0.75 - Currently dating JC Chasez (a la N-bloody-Sync!)

+ 0.18 - The sexy Teri Hatcher is her co-star

- 0.40 - Small boobs & not willing to upgrade a little

+ 0.25 - Will never look like ‘Lil Kim or Michael Jackson (against plas. sur.)

+ 0.35 - Long, black, flowing hair to grab on to!

+ 0.20 - She looks a little Indian

+ 0.50 - She might be in Playboy (see below for more info)

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7.68 - She is dark, sexy & smart, ok, but what the hell is she going to accomplish by dating JC CHASEZ!

We all know Jessica “lop-sided boobs” Simpson slept around in order to top Maxim’s Hot 100 list for 2004. Irregardless, our 2nd favorite housewife, the 29 year old hot jalapeño pepper, Eva Longoria, has made strides & hit up #91! Along with Maxim, she also made People en Espanol’s “25 Most Beautiful People” for 2003. Seeing as to how she represents one of the most sexiest races on planet Earth, she has to be a little proud. Congrats to her.

Eva Longoria is a well-read woman who has her facts down. She’s a closet feminist. She’s absolutely stunning. But her most precious attribute that spews out of her: she’s Latina! All those elements are equally sexy & b/c of her determination for success, I cannot see her fail in Hollywood.

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brother you are stupid, salma hayek is half mexican, she does have native blood idiot, jessica alba is not mexican, salma hayek looks mexican because she is half mexican, eva longoria is mexicn

IHateHerX's8756456

I hate her... no effence. But she looks like her parents were brother and sister...

And plus guys... since when is wa lking pile of herpes hot?

And since when has STD's been awesome to "do"? honestly.

Lee

Kobe Bryants wife FULL MEXICAN and BEAUTIFUL!

Lee

1)Eva Longoria is full Mexican, she says so even though Longoria IS an Italian. 2)Salma Hayek's father is Lebanese and her mother is full Mexican 3)Jessica Alba's father is full Mexican and her mother is white 4) Yoanna House(America's next top model season 2 winner) her mother is full Mexican and her father is white. 4) Sara Shahi (Carmen from the L word) her father is Iranian and her mother is full Mexican. 5) Joanna Kerns (mother from growing pains) her father was full Mexican and her mother was white her real name (Joanna De Verona). 6) Linda Carters father was full white and mother full Mexican 7) Stacey Ann Ferguson (Black eyes peas) father is Native-American and her mother is full Mexican. 8)Rita Hayworth (real name Margarita Cansino) her father was full Mexican and her mother was white. 9) Elsa Benitez (swimsuit model) full Mexican 10) Thalia (Tommy Motolla's wife) full Mexican. Now I move on to Eddie Furlong whose mother is FULL Mexican and Anthony Quinn whos mother was also full Mexican. Mario Lopez, Marc Consuelos, Gael Bernal Garica, Oscar De La Hoya all full Mexican and sex symbols. Daphne Zungia's father full Guatamalen, Christie Turlington (one of the worlds most beautiful women ever) her mother is full El Salvadorian, Raquel Welch (real name Raquel Tejada) father was full Bolivian, Jamie lynn Seigler mother full Cuban, Cameron Diaz father full Cuban, Christina Aguilara father full Ecuadorian, Madelin Stowe's mother full Costa Rican, Benjamin Bratt mother full Peruvian, Jade Jagger mother Bianca full Nicaraguan, George Eads mother full Mexican, Frankie Muniz father full Puerto Rican, Howie D (Back Street boys) mother full Puerto Rican. Now lets talk about the other Latinos in Hollywood, Roselyn Sanchez, Ricky Martin, Jennifer Lopez, Dayanara Torres all beautiful and all full Puerto Rican. Daisy Fuentes, Andy Garcia, Glorian Estefan, Eddie Cibrian, Eva Mendes all full on Cuban. Jon Leguizamo and Shakira Colombian, Valeria Mazza Argentinian, Joanna Brewster Panamanian, Adriana Lima Brazilian, adn I could go on and on and on. This is clearly not a race of average people or average looking people...Besides average in who's eyes anyways?? You????? They made it this far and could care less about you people that think this thats the funny part adn they are laughing all the way to the bank to. Every race is beautiful because there is no right or wrong definition of beauty but to call it ugly????? Cleary these people have become this by being anything but UGLY or AVERAGE!!!!!

Lee

Eva is full mexican and Jessica Alba is half her father is full Mexican and her mom is white!

braattt

You guys really need to get lives..all of you are sitting here and talking shit about women that u cud never have if u wanted..if eva longoria is "soo ugly" in ur mind...and shes such a super slut..why cant u fuck her...cause i know shed be a dream fuck...and are u mad that one picture she takes half clothed is more money than u make in 3 or 4 years..the jealousy needs to end..and on top of it..all of u guys are definitely 300 pnd 30 yr old men living in ur moms basement..lol you guys are pathetic

juju
juju

Who cares she looks like a fucking wet ratt her face is too long like her buck teeth. And true some of those women you mentioned had mexican in them, the only reason they are hot is because of the non mexican part of them most 100% mexican women are little fat ugly women.

la ecuatoriana

BURN !!!!!!! u guys r kiling each other of wut ur saing DAM !!!!

LOLZ eva longoria is half mexica !!!

anywayz peace out !!!!

wtf?..

eva longoria isn't italian....she's mexican..she even said so herself...holy shit

and jessica alba isn't pure mexican...she's only a little bit....she's mixed with alot including dutch.

joe

Eva Longoria is MEXICAN AMERICAN

LK

KG... OMG, it's like you read my mind!!!!!! I know u wrote this comment sometime back, but I want you to know I totally agree! I don't care what her nationality is, she DOES look like a slightly above average mexican... AND a rat! Need I remind people that HELLO!!!? Photos of celebs are AIRBRUSHED!!!! Who knows what she'd REALLY look like without 20 pounds of make-up and a forgiving camera lens. People need to appreciate natural photos of REAL beautiful women, not digitally altered sluts that APPEAR to be beautiful!!! Thanks for being real and honest KG, the others on here are unfortunately just thinking with their... well, you now what they're thinking with.

Maryam

Both of Salma Hayek's parents Are not middle eastern!!!!! Only her father is!!

Hello
Hello

Jessica Alba is not Filipino, she is Mexican.

chris

eva longoria isnt mexican....SHES ITALIAN...holy shit.....

but yeahhh shes hot

Brother

"shes like a dwarf mexican..."

actually she's like an average mexican, maybe even tall for a women.

Anti-G,

It is hilarious that you said every race has its share of beauties AND EVERY WOMEN YOU LISTED WAS NOT MEXICAN! Both Salma Hayak's parents are Middle-easterners! Jessica Alba is Filipino! The Rest were thorough bred CAUCASIAN!

You say "BEING XENOPHOBIC IN A COUNTRY SO ETHNICALLY DIVERSE AS OURS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE..." But why dont any of the actress you mention have a DROP of Native American blood????? Mexico's population is 60% mestizo (native american and caucasian mixed) and 30% Pure-blooded american Indians!!!! Whites only make up 9%!

Mestizos (native americans, basically) like Eva Longoria are constantly PERSECUTED in Mexico. Eva Longoria even said she was called ugly, basically because she was more Indian than her family.

Man you were wrong in almost every thing you said:

"...Rita Hayworth, Raquel Welch, Selma Hayek, Jessica Alba, Linda Carter (the original Wonder Woman), and a plethora of others that I need not mention are just the cream-of-the-crop for an otherwise below average race?..."

If you cant mention one that ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THE MAJORITY OF MEXICO, I guess he's right.

Now the only XENOPHOBIA i see "in a country so diverse" is MEXICO!

Anti-G

"she’s like a dwarf mexican with better than average-mexican features."

-kg

Honestly kg, though you wrote this over 3 months ago, I'd still like to point out how biased your narrow-minded statement is. It's a pity that you regard those of Mexican descent, and for that matter, Latinas, as lacking physical beauty. I guess to you Rita Hayworth, Raquel Welch, Selma Hayek, Jessica Alba, Linda Carter (the original Wonder Woman), and a plethora of others that I need not mention are just the cream-of-the-crop for an otherwise below average race? Being XENOPHOBIC in a country so ethnically diversified as ours is a slap in the face waiting to happen. Every ethnicity-- White, Black, Latino, Asian -- has its fair share of "beautiful people". Get with the times.

Lianna

she is gorgeous and successful. dont hate on her, you jerks.

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Kasia

She is hot! Who cares if she sleeps around, who knows she may just be a massive cock tease who makes everyone thinks she's a big whore when in reality she has all sorts of men by the balls (literally). I kind of like the whole thing that Angelina Jolie (who by the way has not recieved enough coverage in bastardly lately) started with her I don't need a boyfriend just something on the side to call on every now and then. If these girls are hot as hell and they just want a good time who are we to judge?

He-man

What do you know about women kg ya fat bastard?!

kg
kg

she's like 5'2'' or something isn't she?? she's like a dwarf mexican with better than average-mexican features. but she knows how to play up that slutty latina bombshell image well in her desperate housewife role. the only reason she's considered hot i s cause she's half-naked in the show every week. she looks like a rat.

Rome Dawg
Rome Dawg

damn...she's fine...who would win in a battle??? Eva Longoria vs. Rosalyn Sanchez???

Moe
Moe

The only way she'll do playboy is if desperate wives some how tanks & gets cancelled.

Jackson
Jackson

SHE'S WITH JC "Eyes Too Wide Apart" CHASEZ!?!?!? OH GOD!!! She's was TOO talented for that crap!?!!?!!!!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd want to sleep with 3 of the desperate housewives....

but dude, she's is sky-rocketing up the tastability scales!!! oh my fucken god she's so damn hot!!!!! Damn that gardener boy!!!!!!!

i swear, i'm hooked on that show....

she needs to do some full frontal nudity...

i'm speechless here.... her sheer hotness is just mesmerizing...

i'll have to find this OYE magazine.....

steve
steve

rent a japanese porn star www.ionpromotion.net

Varian, get to work you horny, Puget Sound, office boy. I know you'd like to "kick it" with Eva Langoria; every hombre would like to dip their chip into her guacamole. Eva's interest in "Latino culture" is laying it on a bit thick though. Really, how many books can she poosibly read on cock fighting, veggie picking, dish washing, bantam weight boxing, and road side fruit sales.

Moe
Moe

These are just maxim & fhm scans. She did a 10page layout in OYE mag which I haven't been able to find. Dude, that magazine is pretty sweet, to tell you the truth. Covers the hottest latinas in the biz---and all in ENGLISH! How awesome is that?

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

oh my f***ing god... this girl is one of the sexiest women on the planet. muy preciosa! i'll have to commend Fasial for finding such hot pics of Miss Ava to post. damn. i should be kickin it with this girl. hell, i deserve it!