Posts from September 2014

Interesting Story

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As I was driving to work this morning, doing the daily routine, sitting in my car in traffic listening to NPR, I heard a interesting story.

Apparently, a man wearing a Kerry t-shirt at a Bush rally was not allowed to go in and in fact, was asked to leave and escorted out of the rally. On the same note, a man wearing a Bush t-shirt was at a Kerry rally and no one said or did anything about it. According to both parties, I believe there is only one person on the blacklist for Kerry rallies and whatnot … while there are pages of people on the blacklist for Bush rallies. The story continued with other ancedotes about people getting kicked out for wearing Kerry and pro-abortion paraphernalia. A man who was invited as a VIP to one Bush rally happened to be at a Kerry rally earlier in the day figured he could cover his Kerry shirt with a long denim button up shirt. Well as soon as he got to the door and was searched the Secret Service tore up his ticket and ordered him to leave. A couple with tickets attending a Presidential outting by our “beloved” president was turned away because of wearing a Kerry pin on their lapels or something like that. They were arrested and jailed for 2 hours. The mayor of the town apologized perfusely and blames the feds for the jailing. Apparently, at a Presidential apperance, which is paid for by the tax payers, anyone is allowed to attend no matter what you are wearing. Rallies and the sort, are paid for by the parties or campagins and can tell anyone they choose to leave.

I just wanted to share.

Have a great day.

Team America. Starring…Kim Jong Il!

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Kim Jong Il, baby
Fear me, beeetches!

This one’s gonna be a classic. I know classics when I see them, baby. Pootie Tang. Soul Plane. All classics! Just days before the nationwide release of Team America: World Police, the bastards at the MPAA slapped the movie with an R-rating! I guess kids will just have to sneak into this one. On the bright side of things, this rating is much better than what the agency had initially planned.

The film first drew a proposed adults-only rating of NC-17, which bars admission to anyone aged 17 or younger in the United States. The filmmakers then fought for the R rating, which allows admission to 17-year-olds and permits younger children to see the film if accompanied by a parent or guardian. [Swiped from Xinhuanet]

Another funny thing I read:

The original plan for this movie, as revealed by Matt Stone in “Variety”, was for it to be a scene-by-scene remake of The Day After Tomorrow (the script of which they were given before filming started) using marionettes, and then theatrically release it on the same day (May 28th, 2004). “We thought would have been hilarious but our lawyer convinced us we wouldn’t get it released.” [Yahoo]

That would have been so fucking funny!

Dead Zebras & Giraffes @ The Rafah Zoo

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Yes, my peoples. As it is useless reporting on the number of people dying in the region, it might be more effective to report that cute, little animals are also being raped & ravaged by armored bulldozers & high-tech missiles.

I searched for “Rafah Zoo” on Google & it returned a post from a “Rafah Reports” group on MSN. In that post, there’s a somewhat humorous & equally sad exchange between a reporter & an IDF spokesman:

There had been almost no return fire. Then I asked about the zoo. We had stumbled across a mob of shrieking children hurtling down the street after what at first looked like a puppet on a stick. After a double-take, I realised it was the neck of an ostrich. Then we visited Rafah’s little zoo and saw that it had been trashed. Another ostrich was missing and a third had died, probably from exhaustion. A small boy turned up with a peacock under his arm. The zoo’s wallaby was rescued by a photographer. Alarmingly, a python was still at large.

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The Bastardly: P Diddy Gets Played!

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Puff Daddy
All brothas are standing tall & proud today. Not because Puff is payin’ child support like millions of other brothas, but because Puffy is officially paying the highest amount of child support in the richest country on planet Earth! Dude, think of how many more hot women will be dying to sleep with Puff now that he sports the Child Support Crown. Go Puff!

What exactly does he have to pay? A cool $35,000 a month, my friends.

The ruling is based on Combs’ yearly income of almost $50 million dollars. Additionally, Combs must pay more than $398,000 in retroactive support and all medical, dental and educational expenses for Justin.

Like any other rich, greedy bastard out there, Puffy is no exception. Even though he’s rakin’ in a comfortable $50mil a year, he wants to save a few pennies.

Combs’ lawyer labeled the decision a “gross abuse of discretion by the court,” and vowed to appeal the case.

Last month Combs spoke about Brim and questioned her motivations for requesting an increase in her child support. [via All Hip Hop]

Haha. I admit, $35k is a little more than a tip-top fashion stylist, Misa Brim, will need to raise little Justin. Then again, what if Justy wants to hit up Disney World in Europe or wants to surprise mommy with diamonds every month? You’re gonna need a little more than $35k for that, judge. I say negotiate a little with Puff by settling on $50k only if Puff will never wear one of those annoying XXXXX-large “VOTE OR DIE” T-shirts.

Scottie Pippen: Gone After 17 Years!

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Scottie!
Yep, he’s gone! I just want to say that Scottie Pippen taught me the behind-the-back pass & the Sneaky, Indian Cobra lay-up that some people think is traveling. You bitter losers. Just because you get burned doesn’t mean it’s bloody traveling, a’right!

It’s too bad he had to play under Michael Jordan for a good part of his career b/c Scottie is quite possibly one of the most unappreciated guys to ever play the game (next to Maqmoud Abul Rauf!). I know the championships made up for it, though! Now that he’s in retirement, let’s just hope he stays away from da drugs & that dirty Michael Jordan!

This is kind of off-topic & random, but have you guys heard of the rumor where Michael Jordan goes to Santa Barbara (home of his basketball camp) & has mad sex with all the hot UCSB girls? How’s that for a rumor!

My Sad Season Pass List

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Because I am completely disgusted with TV programming these days … I am writing to get help. TV is my best friend … and well right now hes not being that great of a friend. I have nothing to watch. Its absolutely pittiful I tell you. So, I am going to share my season pass list with all of you … in hopes of finding new shows to watch that will fill my head with new and improved nonsense.

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