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Michelle

Not digging the eye brows.

Alex
Alex

Here are the reasons why Eva Longoria is worthless in the looks department -

1. Not a natural beauty. In all those pics, she has at least 20 pounds of makeup on.

2. She has absolutely NO waist

3. She has absolutely NO hips

4. She's a midget - the worst thing a woman can be is too short. Ugh.

5. Her torso looks like it's been squeezed vertically to the point where there is about a 2-inch distance from her boobs to belly-button, and a 3-inch distance from belly-button to crotch.

6. Her head is HUGE and horse-like!

ihatekeiraknightley

i totally agree. shes not hot. shes waaaaaay too scrawny. ew! go eat some cake, bitch!

Tarheel
Tarheel

These are old pics...but still Eva is hot as usual! :)

Starry Nights XX
Starry Nights XX

Before I tell everyone what I think of her, just remember that people do have their own opinions, so please be mature about what im about to say. Ok, first off, she's OK. She's not ugly, but she's not that pretty. Am I missing something? Is there something attractive about a tiny, scronny, boney person who looks like she's sucking her face in with a big nose? But I do think she has nice hair and nice eyes. To me, that's about it. The other thing that doesn't help is her personality. I honestly think she is way too full of herself and she is a little TOO open on her sex life. Im sorry, I just HATE people (especially women) who think who the hell they are! And another thing, whats the deal with her fiance? I mean, if they're both happy, then its good, but he's like 22 and she's turning 31 some time soon. That's a little messed up if you ask me. And NO, I am NOT jealous of ANYONE! I know a good looking person when I see them and this just happens to be my opinion. (=

Michael

latina girls are fly

MPM

Prognathiacius
Prognathiacius

Top photo is Michael Jackson with a nose. I am the greatest!

Melissa

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Melissa

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full frontal
full frontal

so is she a virgin or what........................

mike

UNBELIEVABLE!

mike

MARRY ME* 4GET EVERYONE ELSE! ; )

Moe
Moe

Let me know how the mag is, man...

Jackson
Jackson

so being the fiend that i am.....went to oyemag.com and ordered a few back issues....i.e. the ones with hot-t-t-t Eva on the cover....and the one with Rachel Sterling.....ooohhhhweee!!!

A Socialite's Life
A Socialite's Life

Eva Longoria

Generally, I tend to put down most celebrities on these pages, but not this time. I think Eva Longoria is beautiful, charming, and incredibly down to earth. I've never met her, but just from seeing interviews and such, there's nothing you can't lo...